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gardenvarietycitizen Sherlock Jesus Holmes

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All I can think of is that heart sign she made when I told her her father was running a cult.

Ha!!! :clap:

I came in here just to ask, I wonder if she makes that little Bieber-esque heart sign for Jebus, too?

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kpmom If You Disagree With Me, You Disagree With GOD!

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Doesn't matter; she could still end up pregnant, apparently.

Just like another Mary a couple thousand years ago.

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RosyDaisy Intoxicated by Bellies

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You know I wish that I had Jesus' Girl

I wish that I had Jesus' Girl

Where can I find a woman like that...

Ok..that just ruined one of my favorite songs from the 80s :evil-eye:

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divadivine Reversal Baby

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I wish one of them would sign off "Pimpin' for Jesus" because that would be legit! I want to send Mary Maxwell this t-shirt and some money to escape from Maxhell....

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already hungover Picking Up Socks unto the Lord

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Ha!!! :clap:

I came in here just to ask, I wonder if she makes that little Bieber-esque heart sign for Jebus, too?

And I was like,

Jeebus, Jeebus, Jeebus ohhhh

Like, Jeebus, Jeebus, Jeebus, whoaaaaaa

Like, Jeebus, Jeebus, Jeebus, ohhhh

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OkToBeTakei Coveting Prayers for a $25,000 Printing Press

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This Jesus bloke gets around. Somebody needs to tell Mary he's not a good prospect :lol:

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deborahlynn1979 Fifty Shades of Jesus

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I wonder where John and Joseph were during the tour. The only "boy" to tag along with them was Jesse.....The mind reels.

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Trynn Demon-Possessed Landlord

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Just like another Mary a couple thousand years ago.

Another reason why abstinence doesn't work; it did fail once in 6,000 years!*

*according to Young Earth Creationists, I mean.

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Eternalbluepearl Jesus is My Realtor

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If there were a fundie video game, Abigail would be the boss at the end for sure. One of her attacks would be an endless self-pity loop about 70's daycare.

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AVENues More Modest Than Thou

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The Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned!

The Body of Christ! O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own!

Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I must've been sellin' ties!

Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!

The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ!

Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I�ve never been so enticed!

Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!

*covers face in my palms* I love Eric Cartman and I hate myself for it.

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HereticHick Hogging the Front Row at Every Bates Wedding

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Don't feel bad AVENues, I have a giant Spanish-Language "South Park: The Movie" poster in my kitchen.

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AllisonWndrland Cabbage Patch Dolls Are My Birth Control

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The Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned!

The Body of Christ! O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own!

Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I must've been sellin' ties!

Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!

The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ!

Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I�ve never been so enticed!

Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!

*covers face in my palms* I love Eric Cartman and I hate myself for it.

I have this picture of Cartman on a t-shirt. Wearing it in public garners a lot of nasty looks. Makes me want to ask people why they know what the picture really means.

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AVENues More Modest Than Thou

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I might or might not have a Cartman doll from the US, it's really soft like a teddy bear, and a magnet of him when he tries to get in to the party in the Paris Hilton episode. (Somebody have mercy on me and shoot me and ban me now. Pls?) I used to own several pairs of south park socks and my poor grandma knit me a hat and a scarf for my birthday. And I sooo loved the movie, it was almost like a musical, my fav bit was the Resistance song, I've found a version on youtube sung by drama students. Magnifique! <3

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BullyJBG Doofus Son in Exile

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Oh, I wish the Maxwells were Catholic so these girls could get the hell out of the house and become nuns already!

LIKE to this one......It's worse than back in the old days when young women were encouraged to get teaching jobs if a husband wasn't on the horizon right after they were done with school! At least if nunnery were an option they could choose it if they feel so led.

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HoneyBunny Ministering to Heathen Cats

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I've thought many times that those girls have been subjected to a life of involuntary nun-hood, until/unless a suitable husband suddenly appears. And we know that that ain't happening anytime soon.

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gardenvarietycitizen Sherlock Jesus Holmes

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I absolutely love that map quilt they saw at the house in Manitoba. The idea, the execution, the colors - love it.

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ShadowyOne Living in Open Fornication

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I might or might not have a Cartman doll from the US, it's really soft like a teddy bear, and a magnet of him when he tries to get in to the party in the Paris Hilton episode. (Somebody have mercy on me and shoot me and ban me now. Pls?) I used to own several pairs of south park socks and my poor grandma knit me a hat and a scarf for my birthday. And I sooo loved the movie, it was almost like a musical, my fav bit was the Resistance song, I've found a version on youtube sung by drama students. Magnifique! <3

The South Park movie was one of the first two or three DVDs that we owned when we had our first DVD player around 99 or 2000. Yah-some!

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lilith Pisseth Against the Wall

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Well, that's one way for Steve to ensure his daughter's hymen remains intact. Talk about your perfect boyfriend for that purpose.

No way would Steve let Jesus be Mary's boyfriend. Her heart belongs to Daddy.

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already hungover Picking Up Socks unto the Lord

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The South Park movie was one of the first two or three DVDs that we owned when we had our first DVD player around 99 or 2000. Yah-some!

When I was home alone during the summer as a preteen, I used to ride my bike to Blockbuster with a special note from my mom giving me permission to rent South Park videos. Good times.

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divadivine Reversal Baby

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One of my favorite "Cartman Moments".... Just substitute "Steve Maxwell" for Kyle's Mom

I can't figure out how to get the video to appear.... I'm on the struggle bus today

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AVENues More Modest Than Thou

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I always loved the ending the most, like he was in a show or something.

"I really mean it Steve-o : he's a big fat fucking bitch! YEAH big fat fucking bitch steve-o!, yeah! chow!"

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