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Mary Maxwell wrote the latest blog entry about their visit to a Mennonite museum.

 

I was a little jolted by her sign off, "Jesus' Girl, Mary" Never saw a Maxwell sign off like that.

 

As much success as the Maxwell sisters have had at getting married, Mary might never be anybody's girl but Jesus'.

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I think she has used that at least once before (but of course I can't remember when and where...).

Every time there is a blog post written by Anna or Mary I instantly hope that finally Poor Sarah is leaving the nest and leaving the blogging in her sisters' hands. Well, we know it ain't gonna happen.

On a totally different note, that Mennonite quilt was amazing :pink-shock:

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Oh, I wish the Maxwells were Catholic so these girls could get the hell out of the house and become nuns already!

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Mary, Mary, Mary. We have so much hope for you. Don't let us down. YOU CAN DO IT!

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It's ok, when I was her age, I was about that mature too... she could still grow up, as long as Stevehovah doesn't notice...

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Oh, I wish the Maxwells were Catholic so these girls could get the hell out of the house and become nuns already!

Don't give their dad any ideas! He may set up a Maxwellian Order of nun.

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Well, honestly, good for them. I am shocked that Stevehovah allowed a visit to a museum about people who believe differently than they do! I love places like that, and that settlement quilt is just too cool.

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You know I wish that I had Jesus' Girl

I wish that I had Jesus' Girl

Where can I find a woman like that...

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You know I wish that I had Jesus' Girl

I wish that I had Jesus' Girl

Where can I find a woman like that...

:laughing-rolling:

Now I'll be humming that all day. :lol:

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Jesus sounds like a pimp. He's got a stable full of girls, and no matter how badly he treats them, they always come back for more.

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Can't Mary leave Jesus for poor Sarah?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Jesus is running around on both of them. He's whispering sweet nothings into ALL the girls' ears.

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Raquel's gonna slap the shit out of Mary if she finds out her boyfriend Jesus has been running around her! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! :popcorn2:

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Oh, I wish the Maxwells were Catholic so these girls could get the hell out of the house and become nuns already!

We have enough cray-cray in our church already, thanks.

The whole Jesus girls/wives/I love Jesus thing skeeves me out. It's creepy. Just like going to those shout-y churches who have Jesus Orgasms during services.

"Yes, Jesus... say it, Jesus...Touch me, Jesus...Oh, YES, Jesus..." :brain-bleach:

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Somebody pass me a barf bucket. I'm about to lose my lunch. :puke-front: This whole Jesus is my boyfriend stuff is so incredibly creepy. It ranks right up there with the "daddy was my first love" stuff. :shock:

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You know I wish that I had Jesus' Girl

I wish that I had Jesus' Girl

Where can I find a woman like that...

Ah, let's go easy on poor Jesse.

You know now that word is out via the Joseph-Elizabeth failed engagement, Jesse's never gonna finda woman like that!!!! 8-D

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Jesus sounds like a pimp. He's got a stable full of girls, and no matter how badly he treats them, they always come back for more.

Maybe we should get them this lovely cap to enhance their countenance.

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Well, that's one way for Steve to ensure his daughter's hymen remains intact. Talk about your perfect boyfriend for that purpose.

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First Mary Maxwell tells me that Jesus is her boyfriend.

Now the Bontrager Family's website is telling me to "Taste and See that the Lord is Good"-- bontragersingers.blogspot.com/

(which I was not aware is actually a bible verse-- Psalm 34:8)

Because the Lord is, apparently, a yummy tasting cupcake.

That is enough Godly eroticism for one day, thank you very much.

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At least she used the apostrophe correctly to indicate the possessive...

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Well, that's one way for Steve to ensure his daughter's hymen remains intact. Talk about your perfect boyfriend for that purpose.

Doesn't matter; she could still end up pregnant, apparently.

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First Mary Maxwell tells me that Jesus is her boyfriend.

Now the Bontrager Family's website is telling me to "Taste and See that the Lord is Good"-- bontragersingers.blogspot.com/

(which I was not aware is actually a bible verse-- Psalm 34:8)

Because the Lord is, apparently, a yummy tasting cupcake.

That is enough Godly eroticism for one day, thank you very much.

It's also the refrain line for a hymn the church I attend sings sometimes. It gives me an urge to snicker, because I am just not that pure-minded.

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