The New Holy Bible is a giant washing sink. The Mortal Sins.

[Aeryn406]

I officially the "Foe" button.

And, I love my cloth pads! I've been using them for a little over a year now and they seem to have lessened my cramps by a good 80 - 90 %! I used to have horrible cramps - so bad I'd be nauseous from them - and now I get my cycle by surprise because I don't have the 2 day painful work-up to the actual event. I didn't want to believe the eBay advertisement at first, but the seller said going to cloth helps get rid of the chemicals that the disposable ones use. Hooray for working with Mother Nature!

Pricewise: I paid about $35 for 2 sets of 8 pads (using 1 set, saved the other for now) and I've used the same set for a year with no fabric wear. I hand-wash during that week and only machine wash all of them at the end and hang them outside for a day to get air & sunshine.

[Mark Dreher]

I officially the "Foe" button.

And, I love my cloth pads! I've been using them for a little over a year now and they seem to have lessened my cramps by a good 80 - 90 %! I used to have horrible cramps - so bad I'd be nauseous from them - and now I get my cycle by surprise because I don't have the 2 day painful work-up to the actual event. I didn't want to believe the eBay advertisement at first, but the seller said going to cloth helps get rid of the chemicals that the disposable ones use. Hooray for working with Mother Nature!

Pricewise: I paid about $35 for 2 sets of 8 pads (using 1 set, saved the other for now) and I've used the same set for a year with no fabric wear. I hand-wash during that week and only machine wash all of them at the end and hang them outside for a day to get air & sunshine.

That is a good price.

Walmart or Target?

I can never pass up a bargain.

[Mark Dreher]

The way I personally read it, although other people might disagree, the "detestable" acts mentioned above were related to the overall cruelty of the Sodomites, rather than to specific manifestations of that cruelty such as the desire to rape (and thus shame) the guests of Lot. (Surely not every man in Sodom, nor even the majority of them, was inclined to homosexuality; and yet they refused to ravage the daughters of Lot in place of the men they wanted to destroy. Their aim wasn't to achieve sexual gratification. They weren't homosexuals, and being on the 'wrong' end of a homosexual act was probably seen as shameful by most of them.)

The story of Sodom is discussed most fully in Genesis, in the context of territorial turmoil (Genesis 14). The men of the city didn't mob the home of Lot until Genesis 19.

San Francisco baby.

Of the olden days.

A bunch of pervs in one spot.

Makes for some easy smiten.

[booksnbeats]

All women hate anal? Aww. No one ever let Mark Dreher stick it in the brown starfish.

I think I can try.

To write like this.

Maybe we can talk about pegging.

Anyone else into this?

Nothing like fuckin' your man.

In the ass.

With a strapon.

Now that should be Messiah-approved.

Just remember to take your menstrual cup out first.

Okay, I don't think I can do this anymore.

Too ridiculous.

BURMA SHAVE

[Mark Dreher]

All women hate anal? Aww. No one ever let Mark Dreher stick it in the brown starfish.

I think I can try.

To write like this.

Maybe we can talk about pegging.

Anyone else into this?

Nothing like fuckin' your man.

In the ass.

With a strapon.

Now that should be Messiah-approved.

Just remember to take your menstrual cup out first.

Okay, I don't think I can do this anymore.

Too ridiculous.

BURMA SHAVE

Well, I must say.

Your words ARE more readable.

These things, these one line bursts, are called "epigrams".

Short witty poems.

From God.

[formergothardite]

Keep your tiny.

God does not like boob jobs.

Tiny is attractive.

It appears god is dumb.

She is not speaking about boobs.

Now I have broken my vow to starve the stray of attention so he will go find a new home.

But he is rather amusing since I think he is doing this all for attention and doesn't actually believe this crap.

I kind of like writing like this.

I never had chafing with cloth pads.

But I don't have a heavy flow so I always get thin ones.

See Rock City.

[Mark Dreher]

Keep your tiny.

God does not like boob jobs.

Tiny is attractive.

It appears god is dumb.

She is not speaking about boobs.

Now I have broken my vow to starve the stray of attention so he will go find a new home.

But he is rather amusing since I think he is doing this all for attention and doesn't actually believe this crap.

I kind of like writing like this.

I never had chafing with cloth pads.

But I don't have a heavy flow so I always get thin ones.

See Rock City.

Detroit, Rock City?

Hard Core Pawn.

I hear ya.

If I watched TV.

I would watch that.

[Mark Dreher]

God is a female.

Silly goose.

The female is meant to rule the home.

Silly.

But that does not mean you can kill your inconvenient babies.

God gave you BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.

And iuds.

And condoms.

And even sponges.

To deal with unwanted pregnancies.

And if that don't work..

You are a parent.

Get used to it.

It is your destiny to procreate.

Now you have.

Get used to it.

Firstly, I am not sure where exactly in that exchange you understood us to be discussing the gender of a deity but moving right along... I haven't procreated. I am not a parent. So really there isn't exactly much to get used to. Lastly, birth control exists to prevent unwanted pregnancies, not to deal with them once they have occurred. Once unwanted pregnancies have occurred one option a woman has is called an abortion. You might want to consult your local Planned Parenthood for information. While you are there you might want to ask about something called a vasectomy. Something tells me that the world at large would be THRILLED if you availed yourself of one.

You have certain responsibilities in life.

One, if you are not married, you may not want to have children.

So you use birth control pills, iuds, condoms, rings, whatever.

With a very good success rate.

If that does not work however..

You are a parent.

And that baby

Is on your head.

[formergothardite]

Detroit, Rock City?

Hard Core Pawn.

I hear ya.

If I watched TV.

I would watch that.

Nope.

I'm sure God will whisper the correct answer in your ear.

[Mark Dreher]

Oh fuck - he Raptured himself.

Naughty naughty.

The f word is now VERBOTEN.

Direct quote -

"And be as aware of this as you are of your next breath. God HATES HIS CHILDREN USING THE "F" WORD. It makes him cringe, and be assured that is a very very bad thing. You physically will not be allowed (AKA - "you will perish") to abuse the Father in that manner anymore. God already takes off up to one day from your life span for every time that you say the "F" word. He has to give a lesser sentence to some of you, you say it so often, you would not last out the week. One bar crawl and you would have to be put down. And in this new millennium, I would be amazed if there are any foul mouth liberals that live out the year.  God's mandate for me is "the worst will go first". Don't be one. Don't sound like one. Don't use the "F" word. Ever. Period."

[Mark Dreher]

Nope.

I'm sure God will whisper the correct answer in your ear.

No parlor tricks formergothardite.

[Sola]

Do you carry a red pencil in your pocket? Why yes, I do actually ;)

And grade papers a lot in study hall? No, I have better things to do.

I think I remember you. Doubtful. You have never met me.

Third grade right? No, I am not in the USA therefore never went to 'third grade'... Silly boy, I thought 'God' knew everything!

Is this Ms Wartmann? And if you were 'God' you would know the answer to that.

I knew it. You know nothing.

Do you still wear sandals with long long black socks? No, and never did. I do sometimes wear long black socks and shoes.

I still wake up with night sweats. Take your duvet off then.

Sandals still terrify me to this day. You can get help with that.

That and carnies. Umm, I'm British, what is a carnie?

With small hands. That's nice.

But that's all. Thank fuck for that.

[Mark Dreher]

"Good God the POE parodies around here are getting really weird. Come on people no one is truly that bizarre... are they?"

The values I have espoused are basically the "unwritten planks" of the Republican Party.

So you could say all Republicans. .

[formergothardite]

No parlor tricks formergothardite.

Well, then use google like the rest of us mortals and figure it out yourself.

We now know the answer to the question "What if God was one of us?"

He doesn't have an elementary grasp of english.

He doesn't have a high school grasp of poetic terms.

He doesn't know what "See Rock City" means and I wonder if he understands the meaning of "Burma Shave".

He is obsessed with porn, gay people, and small boobs.

He isn't hot looking at all.

[booksnbeats]

Well, then use google like the rest of us mortals and figure it out yourself.

We now know the answer to the question "What if God was one of us?"

He doesn't have an elementary grasp of english.

He doesn't have a high school grasp of poetic terms.

He doesn't know what "See Rock City" means and I wonder if he understands the meaning of "Burma Shave".

He is obsessed with porn, gay people, and small boobs.

He isn't hot looking at all.

Wait a second. Is God the Pissing Preacher?

[Mark Dreher]

Well, then use google like the rest of us mortals and figure it out yourself.

We now know the answer to the question "What if God was one of us?"

He doesn't have an elementary grasp of english.

He doesn't have a high school grasp of poetic terms.

He doesn't know what "See Rock City" means and I wonder if he understands the meaning of "Burma Shave".

He is obsessed with porn, gay people, and small boobs.

He isn't hot looking at all.

My comment on "small breasts" is "that is not a condition that needs treatment".

Some gal was saying that her boobs were small and she wanted a "boob job".

That is not a condition that needs treatment.

That is media pressure.

And silliness.

Most, if not all, men find them attractive "au natural".

But if you have some other condition, sagging or childbirth, whatever.

Go at it.

Who cares.

But small boobs.

Are very attractive.

That is not a condition that needs treatment.

[synchroswimr]

Reading comprehension, how does it work?

She was not talking about her breasts.

And you are downright creepy looking.

Oh, why did I engage?

[Mark Dreher]

Reading comprehension, how does it work?

She was not talking about her breasts.

And you are downright creepy looking.

Oh, why did I engage?

You want my phone number.

I get that all the time.

[Mark Dreher]

Damn it all. :character-spamcan:

[Mark Dreher]

:angry-cussingblack: Damnit! Brand new carpets to boot. This is why we can't have nice things because someone forgot to shut the door and the stray got in. :angry-fire:

Either someone gets that stray out of here or I'm calling the pound. :angry-screaming:

Now, if you all want a nice pet that is fine but not this reject that most likely has fleas or worse.

You did not "shut the door".

No you didn't.

Everyone wants to know what I say.

If I were you.

I would want to know.

This is too weird.

And a nightmare come true.

For everyone

But the good people.

[Mark Dreher]

I hate pads in general, but I keep putting off buying a cup. Ever since ob got rid of their ultra tampons, I need even more tampons. But I always forget that I want to order one, and can't decided which I want.

Are you just ignoring my cloth diaper idea?

"Depends" silly.

And then no more pulling over on the highway.

Clear sailing.

[Shirley MacLaine]

Mark, will you put it in my butt?

[contrary]

i have to reluctantly admit that mark is kinda cracking my ass up.

[Sola]

Everyone wants to know what I say.

No. We do NOT want to know what you say.

Go away.

Au Revoir

Arrivederci.

Farewell.

Fuck off.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[Mark Dreher]

Awwww... our first carpet piddle. This is so CUTE!!! :dance:

:animals-dogrun:

Did you know The New Holy Bible teaches women how to remove wrinkles?

It's true.

15 minutes from now.

Direct quote -

"Blade shaving is the reason that most men age much more gracefully than most women.

 

The Shekinah (the Holy Spirit) does not want to look at a person that has been unnecessarily turned into a prune because you lack a few simple basic facts. A gift from God has been given to you. Youthful appearance is only one five blade razor away. The 5 blade Fusion Proglide razor is the best razor on the market right now for removing wrinkles and smoothing the skin. Use it with "Edge" gel shaving cream with "aloe added" for optimum wrinkle removing effect. The first day you use it, it will take off about 3 or 4 years of aging. And it just gets better from there.

Men or women, anyone who wants to permanently reduce and remove all their age wrinkles can now easily do that at home for next to nothing. All it takes is some diligence and some time. Slowly and surely, over a period of years, you will see the wrinkles fade and permanently disappear.

Only a men's razor will have the best performing razorblades made just for the face, a women's model made for leg hairs will not work. A woman using a men's razorblade for this purpose may feel a bit awkward at first, until after about a week and she sees the results, and then she will feel empowered and then she will become unstoppable.

Free restoration of your youthfulness. Any area of your face can be restored over time, the laugh lines, the forehead, the crow's feet around your eyes etc., etc.. You are not necessarily just shaving the hairs away, you are chopping off the tops of all your wrinkles with surgical precision thus causing a permanent smoothing effect over time. No matter where the wrinkles are."