Jessa, Ben and Spurgeon Part Eight

[imokit]

1 hour ago, JillyO said:

Spurgina?

Are you pronouncing that so it rhymes with vagina?  That way the little one would be reminded not just of the illustrious Spurgeon but also of the vital organ which must be protected at all costs until such time as it to become a highway for her future husband's seed and arrows.

That would have been a rival to heistheway...

[drivingmishcrazy]

Has anyone else seen that annoying ass Charter Spectrum commercial that's like 90 seconds long with all of the singing? There's this chick in it that I kid you not is a Jessa clone, sans spray tan. Legit thought it was her for a second. /topic unrelated 

PS every time the site updates it logs me out of my account and I'm far too lazy to change my password to something easier to remember.

[slickcat79]

Uhhh, so apparently this lovely porn bot picked a FANTASTIC picture for their latest ad   

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[Fundie Bunny]

56 minutes ago, slickcat79 said:

Uhhh, so apparently this lovely porn bot picked a FANTASTIC picture for their latest ad   

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Oh my they are going to get sooo sued 

[HumbleJillyMuffin]

6 hours ago, drivingmishcrazy said:

Has anyone else seen that annoying ass Charter Spectrum commercial that's like 90 seconds long with all of the singing? There's this chick in it that I kid you not is a Jessa clone, sans spray tan. Legit thought it was her for a second. /topic unrelated 

PS every time the site updates it logs me out of my account and I'm far too lazy to change my password to something easier to remember.

I haven't seen that commercial, but I have seen the Nationwide Insurance commercial with Rachel Platten singing, playing the piano, and making these weird facial expressions that look just like Jessa. It's creepy. 

[lizzybee]

6 hours ago, drivingmishcrazy said:

Has anyone else seen that annoying ass Charter Spectrum commercial that's like 90 seconds long with all of the singing? There's this chick in it that I kid you not is a Jessa clone, sans spray tan. Legit thought it was her for a second. /topic unrelated 

PS every time the site updates it logs me out of my account and I'm far too lazy to change my password to something easier to remember.

I looked up the commercial. So annoying, you're right. I lasted long enough to see what you were talking about. Definitely looks a lot like Jessa. 

[Meridae]

1 hour ago, slickcat79 said:

Uhhh, so apparently this lovely porn bot picked a FANTASTIC picture for their latest ad   

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Oh sweet baby Jesus.

[bingbangboom]

She does look DTF. 

 

 

(Fellowship, duh!)

[PennySycamore]

8 hours ago, imokit said:

Are you pronouncing that so it rhymes with vagina?  That way the little one would be reminded not just of the illustrious Spurgeon but also of the vital organ which must be protected at all costs until such time as it to become a highway for her future husband's seed and arrows.

That would have been a rival to heistheway...

I have an aunt whose name is Regina.  Her name was pronounced to rhyme with vagina when she was a girl.  Of course, she changed the pronunciation when she became an adult to the more usual Reg-ee-na.  I think the Re-jye-na pronunciation might have been the old pronunciation.  I did hear a British presenter on the Tonys one years ago pronounce the name of the play Vivat, Vivat, Regina as Vivat, Vivat, Re-jye-na.  

[nickelodeon]

3 hours ago, slickcat79 said:

Uhhh, so apparently this lovely porn bot picked a FANTASTIC picture for their latest ad   

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False advertising!! "No bullshit" and "Jessa Duggar" are mutually exclusive concepts.

[drivingmishcrazy]

16 hours ago, slickcat79 said:

Uhhh, so apparently this lovely porn bot picked a FANTASTIC picture for their latest ad   

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Oh lort 

[ksgranola1]

Oh, here come the lawyers when JB/Jessa find out about this. Thing is, only way I see them finding out is if they read FJ.

Isn't this the same thing Josh is getting sued for?

[karen77]

basically, but now they know how it feels when the tables are turned! At least it won't cause her any work issues...since she doesn't "work"

[VelociRapture]

1 hour ago, karen77 said:

basically, but now they know how it feels when the tables are turned! At least it won't cause her any work issues...since she doesn't "work"

It would be far more fair if someone used Joshley's image without permission or consent. He is the one who set up fake accounts and stole someone's images in order to cheat on his wife after all.

[karen77]

10 minutes ago, VelociRapture said:

It would be far more fair if someone used Joshley's image without permission or consent. He is the one who set up fake accounts and stole someone's images in order to cheat on his wife after all.

very true... but just saying as a family, now they've experienced it!

[Swamptribe]

On 8/10/2016 at 1:33 PM, Fundie Bunny said:

Oh my they are going to get sooo sued 

Probably for a website hosted outside of the US, so there isn't a damn thing they can do about it.   

[JillyO]

13 hours ago, VelociRapture said:

It would be far more fair if someone used Joshley's image without permission or consent. He is the one who set up fake accounts and stole someone's images in order to cheat on his wife after all.

True. But I doubt there's much of a market for gross, sweaty child molesters.

[IrishCarrie]

I've just been for a gander at Jessa's Instagram and I have to say, Spurge is TOTALLY adorable! He's all alert and chubby and engaged and is cute beyond words 

I also think he's a very loved little baba, and I'm actually basing this on his clothes...bear with me on this for a moment. My sister in law had three very late miscarriages before eventually having my perfect, beautiful little nephew. Obviously he was the most precious and adored child in the whole universe and she got about a gazillion gifts because everyone was so thrilled with his safe arrival.

Anyhoo, SIL had a huge wardrobe of clothes to put on baba, and her favourite pastime was putting together cute looks for him. The child was changed umpteen times a day..."He can wear this for going shopping in the morning and after his nap I'll put him in this for going to see granny. And maybe this for tomorrow evening, in case anyone calls?"...We all got such a kick out of his wardrobe - a jaunty cap here, a duckie boot there, you can imagine. We gelled his hair up, we slicked it sideways, we back combed it into a quiff - he was the best fun that had ever entered our lives 

And Spurge reminds me of that time, when I flick through their pics. His looks and styling are so cute and I really think it might be coming from the same place that it was with my nephew; the place that's called 'Wow! - I never knew it was possible to love anything this much;isn't he BEAUTIFUL???!'

I'm basically the closest I'm ever likely to be to becoming a leg-humper when I look at Spurge 

 

[eandre31]

That makes me kind of sad for jessa (the porn bot photo). The fact that people can use a woman's likeness as a tool to sell sex isn't funny to me. I just feel bad for her because I know, if she ever found out, she'd feel embarrassed and ashamed. If it were Josh I would find it funny because he did pretty much the same thing. Jessa didnt.

[princessmahina]

5 hours ago, eandre31 said:

That makes me kind of sad for jessa (the porn bot photo). The fact that people can use a woman's likeness as a tool to sell sex isn't funny to me. I just feel bad for her because I know, if she ever found out, she'd feel embarrassed and ashamed. If it were Josh I would find it funny because he did pretty much the same thing. Jessa didnt.

I don't find it funny either. I would be so humiliated if my picture were on something like that. She doesn't deserve it, even if she's a shitty person.

[Elvis Presby]

7 hours ago, IrishCarrie said:

I've just been for a gander at Jessa's Instagram and I have to say, Spurge is TOTALLY adorable! He's all alert and chubby and engaged and is cute beyond words 

I also think he's a very loved little baba, and I'm actually basing this on his clothes...bear with me on this for a moment. My sister in law had three very late miscarriages before eventually having my perfect, beautiful little nephew. Obviously he was the most precious and adored child in the whole universe and she got about a gazillion gifts because everyone was so thrilled with his safe arrival.

Anyhoo, SIL had a huge wardrobe of clothes to put on baba, and her favourite pastime was putting together cute looks for him. The child was changed umpteen times a day..."He can wear this for going shopping in the morning and after his nap I'll put him in this for going to see granny. And maybe this for tomorrow evening, in case anyone calls?"...We all got such a kick out of his wardrobe - a jaunty cap here, a duckie boot there, you can imagine. We gelled his hair up, we slicked it sideways, we back combed it into a quiff - he was the best fun that had ever entered our lives 

And Spurge reminds me of that time, when I flick through their pics. His looks and styling are so cute and I really think it might be coming from the same place that it was with my nephew; the place that's called 'Wow! - I never knew it was possible to love anything this much;isn't he BEAUTIFUL???!'

I'm basically the closest I'm ever likely to be to becoming a leg-humper when I look at Spurge 

 

He is such a pretty baby.  Utterly beautiful!  

[nausicaa]

I really could have gone my whole life without knowing that "Pregnant Fuckbook" existed.

Also, does anyone else live with a nagging fear that a picture of themself will one day end up in one of these porn ads or in a meme that won't die? I do...

[season of life]

I already saw Duggar memes on review and snark sites. They really are the butt of the joke.

[VineHeart137]

1 hour ago, Elvis Presby said:

He is such a pretty baby.  Utterly beautiful!  

Absolutely agreed, he's delicious!

[Melissa1977]

On 10/8/2016 at 9:34 PM, PennySycamore said:

I have an aunt whose name is Regina.  Her name was pronounced to rhyme with vagina when she was a girl.  Of course, she changed the pronunciation when she became an adult to the more usual Reg-ee-na.  I think the Re-jye-na pronunciation might have been the old pronunciation.  I did hear a British presenter on the Tonys one years ago pronounce the name of the play Vivat, Vivat, Regina as Vivat, Vivat, Re-jye-na.  

It's a Latin name (Latin from ancient Rome, I mean)  and correct pronunciation is Re-gee-na. It means Queen. I love names history