Littlest Pecan Thief: Priscilla & David Waller's Baby

[VooDooChild]

Way more fun than sex, apparently.

And oh, the Freudian slip of that verb...

No Dear. Sex is only for procreation! :naughty:

[yewchapel]

Josh is looking healthier in the above picture (not sure about slimmer but certainly less puffy and sweaty) but his hair looks darker. Using some of the Just For Men? And that hairline....:shock:

[johnhugh]

Lol, Mr and Mrs Pecan Thief were on this weeks episode of 19 Kids and Counting, here in the UK.

My mom's opinion on them: "Theres something off about the couple in the matching shirts"

I think that is the understatement of the year

Yes I just caught this episode in the UK too. I had to pour another glass of wine, sorry grape juice when Priscy and Davey showed up and stopped fast forwarding the episode.

My take on it was that Davey has a mega crush on Smugger, whilst Smugger is jealous of Davey's superior SOTDRT 'intelligence'. Poor Robert.

Classic moment was when Davey was doing a hand stand and walked on his hands, so Smugger had a go, but of course being too fat failed, so Davey ran straight over and held onto Smuggers legs, which he seemed to very much enjoy. ;)

But the constant kissing of Priscy & Davey, then Anna & Smugger, then Boob and Jchelle joined in, it turned into a fundie porn film.

[Lady]

Josh is looking healthier in the above picture (not sure about slimmer but certainly less puffy and sweaty) but his hair looks darker. Using some of the Just For Men? And that hairline....:shock:

I think he looks just as unhealthy but slimmer. There is more to good health than being skinny, you also need a balanced diet. I doubt Josh is getting that or even knows the first thing about how to get it.

[snarkyjan]

I think your Mum is cool.

Lordy poor Jana on the feckin' Journey. The never ending feckin' journey.

Too bad this isn't "The Neverending Story". A few of the Duggarlings could hitch a ride outta there aboard the Luck Dragon.

[blisterine]

She's got one of those twirly scarves that I trying to find a knitting pattern for.

if you crochet,those are easy to make. just crochet a chain as long as you want the scarf to be. the next row, crochet two stitches (double or triple crochet) into each stitch on the original row. the next row and subsequent rows, just put one stitch in each stitch, going through both loops. you will see it begins to curl on its own. easy peasy.

[nokidsmom]

if you crochet,those are easy to make. just crochet a chain as long as you want the scarf to be. the next row, crochet two stitches (double or triple crochet) into each stitch on the original row. the next row and subsequent rows, just put one stitch in each stitch, going through both loops. you will see it begins to curl on its own. easy peasy.

I figured they might be easy to crochet because they remind of a crocheted bookmarker I got as a kid that had a corkscrew spiral on it, however I can't crochet for my life. Have valiantly tried a number of times. For whatever strange reason, I found it easier to learn knitting. Maybe I should try crocheting again but probably my first project will be a candidate for the "project fail" thread in the Hobbies forum.

[sophrosyne]

Oh, David, David, David....

Check out Dave's "Not Long Until He Comes" youtube video!

Not long until he comes...

Double-entendre, polysemic, Freudian slippage is so Dave.

Not long until he comes!

[WonderingInWA]

Wow, he is such an idiot. And I wish he'd just give up. Obviously the baby is going to be "little" -- they all are, David!

[formergothardite]

In that video, the wedding picture behind him looks like Priscilla is huge and David is tiny.

[Guest]

I didn't really get the whole marathon analogy. I think he just wanted to remind everyone that he ran a manly marathon.

As usual, all about him... No prayers for Priscilla's or the baby's health. Because they're godly, so, you know, they don't have to worry about that...

[already hungover]

Again with the "wafting," David!

[Coconut Flan]

David is in jeans! With a belt but they are jeans. No suit, no pleated pants, no dress shirt. The man actually owns sort of casual wear. He's definitely put on some pregnancy pounds himself. Maybe he's actually slowed down to be with Priscilla.

He's a good little patriarch. It's ALL about him doncha know?

That is an odd looking wedding picture for sure.

I forgot to mention why must he blather on about accepting Christ? How many people viewing David's youtube videos either haven't already accepted Christ or else never plan to do that (FJ viewing for snark among others). Does he really think he has any chance of converting people with his little snippets?

[persuas1ve]

Is there some reason they make all of these "teaching" videos beyond just liking to hear themselves talk?

[Tangy Bee]

Is there some reason they make all of these "teaching" videos beyond just liking to hear themselves talk?

I think they are trying to be more popular as a couple in the fundie world. :roll:

Not sure if this has been mentioned up here but...Pa Keller acts...or maybe talks a little girlish to me. I noticed it around the time Anna & Josh were planning their wedding. Not saying he is gay. Maybe Pris isn't aware of how "some" gay guys act. I say "some" because there are a few VERY manly men you would never guess they are gay.

[ILoveJellybeans]

Are they going to have this baby yet, it seems like Priscilla has been pregnant forever.

[Bethella]

Are they going to have this baby yet, it seems like Priscilla has been pregnant forever.

Today is her due date.

[ILoveJellybeans]

Ahhhh shouldnt be much longer then.

Unless shes having one of those magic Godly year long pregnancies like XGayGregs wife.

[hahe77]

Is it me or are they starting to morph into the same person. They talk, look and act very similar. :?

[Bethella]

Is it me or are they starting to morph into the same person. They talk, look and act very similar. :?

"Two become one", that's the saying isn't it?

[FrancineFishpaw]

When he likened delivery to the return of Jesus he included the scripture, "he comes like a thief in the night"! Ironic huh? Hide your nuts!

[yewchapel]

"Two become one", that's the saying isn't it?

I need some love like I never needed love before! /Spice Girls

[Dandruff]

I think he's getting anxious waiting for the baby and preaching helps settle him down.

[constantgardener]

Yes I just caught this episode in the UK too. I had to pour another glass of wine, sorry grape juice when Priscy and Davey showed up and stopped fast forwarding the episode.

My take on it was that Davey has a mega crush on Smugger, whilst Smugger is jealous of Davey's superior SOTDRT 'intelligence'. Poor Robert.

Classic moment was when Davey was doing a hand stand and walked on his hands, so Smugger had a go, but of course being too fat failed, so Davey ran straight over and held onto Smuggers legs, which he seemed to very much enjoy. ;)

But the constant kissing of Priscy & Davey, then Anna & Smugger, then Boob and Jchelle joined in, it turned into a fundie porn film.

God, it was like primary school Sports Day, with the relatives all standing around applauding. So cringeworthy.

[RachelB]

When he likened delivery to the return of Jesus he included the scripture, "he comes like a thief in the night"! Ironic huh? Hide your nuts!

There's a D.A. Powell poem [when he comes, he is neither sun nor shade] that makes brilliant, naughty, moving, sacri-licious use of the scripture that David is quoting. I couldn't find the whole thing online, but the poem is all about receiving Christ as a lover, and I think David would love it.* The ending:

I am not special: have stolen fought. have been unkind

when I await him in the dark I'm not without lascivious thoughts

and yet he comes to me in dreams: "I would not let you marry."

He says: "for I did love you so and kept you for my own."

his breath is a little sour. his clothes a bit dingy

he is not golden and robed in light and he smells a bit

but he comes. and the furnace grows dim the devil and his neighbors

and traffic along market street: all go silent. the disease

and all he has given me he takes back. laying his sturdy bones

on top of me: a cloak an ache a thief in the night. he comes.

*And by "love" I mean, "delete immediately, if anyone posted it, but possibly think is secretly hot."