Rep. Lauren Boebert - Colorado's Congressional Embarassment

[fraurosena]

2 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

I’m surprised she remembered there are three branches of government. Hell, I’m surprised she can count to three. 

 

That she barely learned what the three branches of government are doesn't mean it wasn’t taught. In her case it probably says more about her intelligence…

[GreyhoundFan]

What do I think? I think she needs to shut up and slither back to her home in CO.

[GreyhoundFan]

[GreyhoundFan]

I hadn’t thought of it, but she does look like a bratz. 

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Rethuglikans are so concerned about bathrooms. 

 

[onekidanddone]

3 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Rethuglikans are so concerned about bathrooms. 

 

Is she forgetting when he was on dancing with the stars and sported that fabulous puffy shirt?

[GreyhoundFan]

My word, she is dumb:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

I’m just petty enough to love some of the responses (under spoiler)

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[Howl]

Glenwood Springs and Mesa County, in her district, recently had some big mud slides blocking roads, courtesy of rapid snow melt from this year's epic snow pack.  Did she show up to check things out, offer guidance, work to get Federal $$$$$ for remediation. ? Nope, she didn't.  

Was she out gadding about, blathering on about this and that? Yes, she was. 

[Ozlsn]

Not sure exactly what this was in response to, other than every time she speaks.

Edited May 7, 2023 by Ozlsn

[GreyhoundFan]

Glad to see she’s working hard for the people of her district. /s

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Good grief. All she does is parrot extreme right-wing buzzwords. 

 

[SPHASH]

Tots and pears

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1658574228575207424?t=bk1oICf1SJnV2YoAiqL6PQ&s=19

Edited May 16, 2023 by SPHASH

[GreyhoundFan]

And the rethuglikans are trying to roll back no fault divorce. Maybe they should think twice.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

I hope voters aren’t as stupid as Bobo. 

 

Edited May 17, 2023 by GreyhoundFan

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[Audrey2]

29 minutes ago, GreyhoundFan said:

 

Hmmm... Does that mean that happily married couples get to film themselves engaging in tonsil hockey and send that to her?

Okay I have an even worse thought but for those of you with delicate stomachs I'm going to put it under a spoiler. You've been warned.

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So how soon until Lauren and MTG have a threesome with Donnie Trump?

 

Edited May 17, 2023 by Audrey2

[Xan]

Most of the news sources are saying that Boebert and her husband had been married for "nearly two decades", "almost 20 years", etc.  New York Post and her campaign website say that they got married in 2005.  Nope.  From the local Colorado newspaper:  June 16, 2007 Jayson Steven Boebert and Lauren Opal Roberts, of Silt.

That means that they have been married not quite 16 years.  That's not "nearly two decades".  I know that the press likes to clean things up for Republicans but this is ridiculous.  

[fraurosena]

52 minutes ago, Xan said:

Most of the news sources are saying that Boebert and her husband had been married for "nearly two decades", "almost 20 years", etc.  New York Post and her campaign website say that they got married in 2005.  Nope.  From the local Colorado newspaper:  June 16, 2007 Jayson Steven Boebert and Lauren Opal Roberts, of Silt.

That means that they have been married not quite 16 years.  That's not "nearly two decades".  I know that the press likes to clean things up for Republicans but this is ridiculous.  

Not quite 16 years? Hmm, that means they got married after her eldest son was born, who already was 17 last March when the news broke about him becoming a father soon. Maybe that’s what they’re trying to fudge?

Mind you, I couldn’t care less myself, but it’s not quite the “Christian family values” Republicans are pushing for, is it?

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[fraurosena]

So, both MTG and Boebert are cheaters. 

 

[GreyhoundFan]

She’s trying to deflect:

 

[thoughtful]

Boebert and Feucht - now, there's a match made in a pile of horseshit.

He denies it:

I liked this reaction to his claim that it's false and defamatory:

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[GreyhoundFan]

She’s such a moron that she doesn’t realize she’s advocating for the Affordable Care Act.