Dillards 71: YAAAAAY

[HereticHick]

1 hour ago, HarleyQuinn said:

"Not true" what a compelling argument. 

Give that boy all the Moot Court points

[TheOneAndOnly]

You can tell Derick is a college educated guy. He says "Not true" instead of "Nuh uh!"

[artdecades]

Derick always does this when cornered. I would hope that law school would give him better argument skills but why would I hope for that. 

[MiddleAgedLady]

https://twitter.com/derickmdillard/status/1078307741683335168?s=21

 

Derick thinking he is funny...really loves his kids....

[nst]

2 hours ago, HarleyQuinn said:

"Not true" what a compelling argument. 

he sounds like he watches bert and ernie 

 

[Glasgowghirl]

Not true, is all he has to say, great lawyer he is going to be.

In the 10 years I've worked in fast food, I have witnessed some horrible example of parents being mean to their kids, A few families would come in every week and they would argue and let their kids run around and trash the place. Their was times that you could tell the parent was about to lose it because the kid's pushing their buttons. 

The mug Jill got was just a joke and while I don't agree with a lot of her parenting skills, she loves her boys and not offensive to me at all.

[Flossie]

3 hours ago, HarleyQuinn said:

"Not true" what a compelling argument. 

It's right up there with "Fake news".

[clueliss]

I see Derrick is posting weird bits from Proverbs based on the day of the month = the chapter of proverbs still.  (I try to avoid his twitter account)

[HerNameIsBuffy]

53 minutes ago, clueliss said:

I see Derrick is posting weird bits from Proverbs based on the day of the month = the chapter of proverbs still.  (I try to avoid his twitter account)

I didn’t know all you needed to be qualified to run a ministry was the ability to operate a calendar - I’ve been missing a huge career opportunity!

Buffy’s House of Religon:  Where you can be absolved from your sins and always know what day it is for a low, low monthly fee!

Mall the proceeds, after I take as much as I want, go to Jesus.

The Lord helps those who help me!  (I’ll tell you where that is in the Bible just as soon as your first payment clears!)

[clueliss]

I long ago recognized that he was doing a Bible reading bit where you read a chapter of Proverbs every day.  Specifically, you read the chapter of Proverbs that corresponds to the day of the month.  Derrick just has the 'unique' ability to pick the stupidest bits from proverbs to 'share' and 'evangelize' on his twitter feed.  (do not ask me what you do with Provb 31 in the 30 day months or in February)

[HarleyQuinn]

1 hour ago, MiddleAgedLady said:

https://twitter.com/derickmdillard/status/1078307741683335168?s=21

 

Derick thinking he is funny...really loves his kids....

That link didn't work ,did he delete whatever that was?

[Carm_88]

Why is it not true? Give us some evidence. As a future laywer Derick, you should know that lack of evidence is bad for any case. You can't just say something and make it so; you have to back it up. 

[allthegoodnamesrgone]

37 minutes ago, Carm_88 said:

Why is it not true? Give us some evidence. As a future laywer Derick, you should know that lack of evidence is bad for any case. You can't just say something and make it so; you have to back it up. 

BECAUSE JESUS! 

[MiddleAgedLady]

@HarleyQuinn He does this all the time! I think he will post the same thing, or nearly the same thing 3 times! 

[onekidanddone]

22 minutes ago, allthegoodnamesrgone said:

BECAUSE JESUS! Rufus.

Fixed it for ya

[Audrey2]

1 hour ago, MiddleAgedLady said:

@HarleyQuinn He does this all the time! I think he will post the same thing, or nearly the same thing 3 times! 

Oh, Derick, is this your theme song?

Oh How I Hate to Get Up in the Morning by Irving Berlin

Spoiler

The other day I chanced to meet a soldier friend of mine,

he'd been in camp for sevral weeks and he was looking fine;
His muscles had developed and his cheeks were rosy red,
I asked him how he liked the life, and this is what he said:

Oh! how I hate to get up in the morning,
Oh! how Id love to remain in bed;
For the hardest blow of all, is to hear the bugler call;
you've got to get up, you've got to get up, you've got to get up this morning!
Some day I'm going to murder the bugler,
Some day they're going to find him dead;
Ill amputate his reveille, and step upon it heavily,
And spend the rest of my life in bed.

Oh! how I hate to get up in the morning,
Oh! how Id love to remain in bed;
For the hardest blow of all, is to hear the bugler call;
you've got to get up, you've got to get up, you've got to get up this morning!
Oh! boy the minute the battle is over,
Oh! boy the minute the foe is dead;
I'll put my uniform away, and move to Philadelphia,
And spend the rest of my life in bed.

A bugler in the army is the luckiest of men,
He wakes the boys at five and then goes back to bed again;
He doesn't have to blow again until the afternoon,
If evry thing goes well with me I'll be a bugler soon.

Oh! how I hate to get up in the morning,
Oh! how Id love to remain in bed;
For the hardest blow of all, is to hear the bugler call;
you've got to get up, you've got to get up, you've got to get up this morning!
Some day I'm going to murder the bugler,
Some day they're going to find him dead;
Ill amputate his reveille, and step upon it heavily,
And spend the rest of my life in bed.

Oh! how I hate to get up in the morning,
Oh! how Id love to remain in bed;
For the hardest blow of all, is to hear the bugler call;
you've got to get up, you've got to get up, you've got to get up this morning!
Oh! boy the minute the battle is over,
Oh! boy the minute the foe is dead;
I'll put my uniform away, and move to Philadelphia,
And spend the rest of my life in bed.

Songwriters: Irving Berlin

Oh, How I Hate to Get Up in the Morning lyrics © Imagem U.S. LLC

 

 

[Evangeline]

What a bizarre interpretation of Proverbs 20:10! The verse refers to merchants and traders who use dishonest scales to cheat their customers. In other words, don't defraud* people, especially poor people, to line your own pockets. The thing about Proverbs is that it's extremely straightforward. There aren't a bunch of hidden meanings there. I wonder where he got this weird-ass interpretation and who he thinks he burned with it. 

*Attention Duggars! This is the proper usage of the word "defraud." Learn it, use it. 

[nst]

6 hours ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

I didn’t know all you needed to be qualified to run a ministry was the ability to operate a calendar - I’ve been missing a huge career opportunity!

Buffy’s House of Religon:  Where you can be absolved from your sins and always know what day it is for a low, low monthly fee!

Mall the proceeds, after I take as much as I want, go to Jesus.

The Lord helps those who help me!  (I’ll tell you where that is in the Bible just as soon as your first payment clears!)

i saw jim baker on television preaching in hawaii, I was so shocked...he still wants money

I will send you some opposed to him! 

 

[onekidanddone]

5 minutes ago, nst said:

i saw jim baker on television preaching in hawaii, I was so shocked...he still wants money

I will send you some opposed to him! 

 

I saw Jimmy Swaggart on the TV the other day. Still alive, still pitching salvation by the all mighty dollar. Seems his ministry fell short of the elventy billionty dollar goal and he needs more. He flat out said people weren't giving enough and needed to dig deeper in order to get God to love us.

[HerNameIsBuffy]

10 minutes ago, nst said:

i saw jim baker on television preaching in hawaii, I was so shocked...he still wants money

I will send you some opposed to him! 

 

you made me look him up … is his ministry catchphrase "Zoinks!  Satan!"

 

Spoiler

 

 

that's it … we need a caption contest...

 

[HarryPotterFan]

5 minutes ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

you made me look him up … is his ministry catchphrase "Zoinks!  Satan!"

 

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He looks like he popped out of a green bean can

[onekidanddone]

10 minutes ago, HarryPotterFan said:

He looks like he popped out of a green bean can

Hey isn't he the Asparagus from Veggie Tales?

[HarryPotterFan]

@HerNameIsBuffy I’m not sure if anything can top, “Zoinks! Satan!” I want to start saying that.

Also I couldn’t figure out why that picture looked so familiar but then I remembered this

So I made this

[nst]

he was wearing a suit - a gray suit and his wife a tammy faye wanna be had on a silver outfit

 

[Dandruff]

He looks like a Dr. Seuss bad guy to me.