Aunt Lori Alexander 22: Criticising your poop and pining for Gilead

[Maggie Mae]

I really like to plate food, so sometimes I plate our meals in the kitchen and serve them. No one really seems to appreciate it other than my mom who I think is just trying to boost my ego (too little, too late.) Mostly we serve ourselves though, because #foodwaste. Who cares how other people do it, though? 

[Koala]

5 minutes ago, delphinium65 said:

Where is this happening? I checked (admittedly a quick scan) her blog and didn't find it.  I want if possible to screenshot it for possible future reference.  

Her blog comments from today.  It's weird though, sometimes you have to refresh a couple of times to see the comments.

Speaking of comments, here's a new one directed at Rob:

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I agree with Lori. My husband told me from the beginning what was inappropriate to wear. I used to push back by saying I didn’t have anything anyone wanted to see but I would go ahead and change. I am sorry your wife is “tearing her house down with her own hands”. Perhaps Ken has some good advice for you in dealing with a rebellious wife. If you’d like I’ll ask my husband how he has always been able to effectively exert his authority over me in a loving way.

1) This is turning into gossip and speculation.  Lori complained that her issue with the blogger who was getting divorced, was that we didn't have both sides of the story.  

How is this any different?  They only know what Rob is saying, yet they are quick to accuse this woman of "tearing down her house with her own hands".

2)  The only "authority" her husband has, is the authority she gives him.

3)  Why are these "godly" women spending their day talking to/advising a man online?

Seems like her husband ought to worry less about what she wears, and more about why she's so interested in interacting with the men on Lori's blog.

[onemama]

And this:

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Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof (2 Timothy 3:5). There is no fruit of the Spirit in their lives even though they speak about how spiritual they are to others.

Lori, the fruits of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. 

How many of those do we get to see in your posts?  Is your post today kind? joyful? peaceful? gentle? is it good? 

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Don’t be a silly, women. Don’t follow “new” teachers with “new” doctrines because they heard a “new and improved” word from the Lord.

We aren't silly, Lori, we don't listen to people because they're teaching something "new" that we "like better".  Do you? Do you listen to Dave when he comes up with yet one more way (not found in any Biblical instruction) to tell wives what submission means? Do you listen to Trey when he lambasts against women for not giving sex to their husbands?  Do you listen to Cabinetman when he goes into detail on how to get your wife to give you sex daily? Do you listen to your husband when he teaches his new-fangled notions about how husbands should not have to put up with a difficult wife (aka, not obedient to his every wish) forever? Do you not teach things that are absent from teh Bible?  

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Be a like a Berean who searches the living and active Word to make sure that what you are learning and who you are learning from lines up with the pure wisdom of the Bible.

Yes, Lori, we are. And we've found your doctrine to be unsound and very faulty.  

[delphinium65]

3 minutes ago, Koala said:

Her blog comments from today.  It's weird though, sometimes you have to refresh a couple of times to see the comments.

Screenshot captured, thanks!  And you're right, it is weird, I refreshed a couple of times, figured the mismatch between number of posts and apparent actual posts was due to that itchy delete finger, hit refresh one more time, and it was there.  I don't understand it. 

[usmcmom]

Because I seem to be in the mood to punish myself. These were found on her PUBLIC blog, by the way - that old one. 

Can they be put on the new "undeleted" blog?

[Koala]

That last one makes it absolutely unbelievable that she'd have the gall to complain about women wearing low cut tops.  I mean, it literally couldn't be cut any lower, and still considered a shirt.

[delphinium65]

That second pic needs to be posted as a comment on her FB page where she's bitching about other women being immodest.  

[AlwaysDiscerning]

"I agree with Lori" that commenter started out on right foot and was published.  lori has said she can tell right away if the comment is nice. She doesn't bother to read past first sentence. I think the trick to getting published is to start off with tons of praise then mention your disagreement.

 

[usmcmom]

2 minutes ago, Koala said:

That last one makes it absolutely unbelievable that she'd have the gall to complain about women wearing low cut tops.  I mean, it literally couldn't be cut any lower, and still considered a shirt.

Exactly. This is why I believe she and Ken like the attention those clothes bring. Her vanity has blinded her to her hypocrisy. She probably thinks the clothes make women envy her thin figure. 

 

Pretend blog post:

USMCDAD and I went to dinner the other night. Thankfully I made it to the hostess stand before he did. The hostess was wearing an absolutely immodest top - navy and cut VERY VERY low. The only message she was sending was "I want men to look at me and lust."  Well, it got worse!!  She dropped her pen and when she bent down to pick it up, I could see right down her top!!

But God was with me that night. I whipped my neck around to see if my husband had caught a glimpse - and did a quick check to see if he was aroused. Blessings of blessings! He was looking at his phone. Another woman seated us and she was dressed in a way I approved of. When we headed to our table, though, I shot that hostess a very stern look so she would know she is a whore of Babylon. Then I said "You need to cover yourself!!"  I suspect she will be dressing differently from now on, because I always get my way. 

Please join me tomorrow for another entry on my blog, "Hypocrisy Transformed!"  Blessings. 

[Hisey]

15 minutes ago, AlwaysDiscerning said:

"I agree with Lori" that commenter started out on right foot and was published.  lori has said she can tell right away if the comment is nice. She doesn't bother to read past first sentence. I think the trick to getting published is to start off with tons of praise then mention your disagreement.

 

This is actually true. If you start out with a few sentences of praise, and then bury your criticism in a dense paragraph, she often doesn't read far enough to see the criticism.

[quiversR4hunting]

Rob and the female commenter needs to read and reflect on Sheila's blog series this week. 

http://tolovehonorandvacuum.com/2017/06/overcome-lustful-thoughts/

 

[Curious]

1 hour ago, Koala said:

I am trying to figure out screenshots.  No luck so far.

hit print screen on the page you want to screen shot.  open a graphics program (MS paint will do).  Paste image into your graphics program.  make your change (crop, black out names, etc), save where you can find it again.  You're done.

If you have a mac, someone else will have to answer

[EowynW]

26 minutes ago, quiversR4hunting said:

Rob and the female commenter needs to read and reflect on Sheila's blog series this week. 

http://tolovehonorandvacuum.com/2017/06/overcome-lustful-thoughts/

 

And this one. 

 

http://tolovehonorandvacuum.com/2017/06/overcome-lustful-thoughts/?utm_campaign=coschedule&utm_source=facebook_page&utm_medium=To Love, Honor and Vacuum&utm_content=12 Ways to Help Christian Men Overcome Lust

[polecat]

5 hours ago, AlwaysDiscerning said:

And some want all postitve reviews on amazon.

Some want potatoes in their soup and when they don't get it, all hell breaks loose.

Don't be like those women.

[quiversR4hunting]

2 hours ago, usmcmom said:

Sigh. 

I simply don't have time to keep finding this photo but it's not gonna publish itself. <snip>

I made my profile wallpaper (on fj) the picture of her blue low cut shirt. Easier to find next time.

[polecat]

Geeeez ... When your shirt is so  jaw-droppingly low that you can't even wear a bra with it -- you don't get to harp on other women for being immodest.

[Koala]

1 minute ago, polecat said:

Geeeez ... When your shirt is so  jaw-droppingly low that you can't even wear a bra with it -- you don't get to harp on other women for being immodest.

 

Remember when she went out to eat on Sunday night and the women next to her were dressed sooooo immodestly?  Yeah...

[ViolaSebastian]

1 hour ago, Koala said:

That last one makes it absolutely unbelievable that she'd have the gall to complain about women wearing low cut tops.  I mean, it literally couldn't be cut any lower, and still considered a shirt.

Lori doesn't have big, ungodly bewbs like the rest of us Whores of Babylon. That's the only conclusion I can come to to explain it. 

[EowynW]

20 minutes ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Lori doesn't have big, ungodly bewbs like the rest of us Whores of Babylon. That's the only conclusion I can come to to explain it. 

IIRC she did write about small boobs being better once. 

[ViolaSebastian]

Just now, EowynW said:

IIRC she did write about small boobs being better once. 

Yep, she said they sagged and looked "not so nice."

[usmcmom]

14 minutes ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Lori doesn't have big, ungodly bewbs like the rest of us Whores of Babylon. That's the only conclusion I can come to to explain it. 

 I do believe that is how she justifies it, like somehow men aren't trying to imagine what's under that blouse since she has a small frame. 

I am small-busted. For my daughter's wedding, I wore a skirt and jacket set that had a matching tank (I guess it's called a shell?) The tank fell a little too low for me, so I had the seamstress take the sleeves up at the shoulders. I still felt like I wanted to pull it up, especially while we were dancing but Lori makes me feel like I was dressed like a nun on that day. 

*sigh* I loved my mother-of-the-bride outfit (and the shoes!!!) I hope I can wear it again someday.  

 

[feministxtian]

What is Lori seeing? I mean...I live in "sin city" and the great majority of people we see are NOT dressed "immodestly". Well, I suppose if we went and hung out on the strip we'd see some sights, but for the most part, people who live here avoid the strip like the plague (unless they work at one of the casinos or shops). Today it's hotter than blazes here (over 115F) and most folks are dressed for the weather. 

Food: I said before that I usually fix my husband's plate. Since he's a T1D, his food has to be measured and carbs counted...I do that and have since his surgery. Why? Hellifino...it's just something I do for him. I enjoy doing it, because, especially now, he does so much for me. I mean, he does 90% of the housework, including the litter box because I spend a lot of time on the couch in a Vicodin haze. He also drives me wherever I need/want to go since the combination of the meds and my anxiety over driving since my accident are NOT a great combination for safe driving...hell, fixing his plate is the least I can do for him. 

She's a hypocritical bitch from hell...I usually wear skirts (MUCH cooler in this heat) but I damn sure don't bother judging others or advertising that I wear "only skirts". It's a personal preference...MY preference. I don't give a damn what anyone else wears, especially in this heat...

[polecat]

16 minutes ago, EowynW said:

IIRC she did write about small boobs being better once. 

I remember this but can't remember the context. Surely she's not so stupid as to think that breasts grow due to sin, lol. 

If Ken's pervy eyes can't stay off other women's breasts, he's the only one to blame for that. And his leering is definitely not a reflection on you. Don't hate on other women for things over which they have virtually no control. 

Oh, what'm I saying? This is Lori we're talking about. She'll hate on other women for anything.

 

ETA: And AS one of those buxom ladies, I can assure her that pervy men are gonna perv no matter what we wear. I've worn turtlenecks and sweaters and all kinds of other things that cover me from neck to waist and still had men talk to my chest. Why? Damned if I know. I want to shake their heads so hard their teeth rattle, but instead, I do what women have been taught to do since the dawn of patriarchy: I smile and play nice. She should thank her stars that men focus on her brown doe eyes rather than her nipples and stop trashing women who are, quite frankly, sick to freaking death of being treated like walking boobs.

[Red Hair, Black Dress]

I believe Lori does not see the cut to the navel top as immodest because she has no cleavage at all.  From that photo she appears to be completely flat chested.

If there is no cleavage, a woman isn't flaunting her breasts, because there is nothing there to suggest she even has breasts. Ergo she isn't showing off her sexy lady parts and trying to seduce all the men. If I wore a top like that in public it would border on obscene

However, I absolutely believe Lori wears low cut tops (and above the knee skirts) to show off how thin she is.

There is no shade being thrown here on the un-endowed.

[usmcmom]

I kind of want to know (okay I already know) why Ken's arm is around his daughter in law instead of around his son in the first photo. They are standing in a way that it would be just as easy and natural to be embracing his son. 

Also, what's with the hands on the stomach thing? This family does that a lot - the men behind their wives, arms wrapped around the waist with alll hands resting on her abdomen. I've done a quick look over our family photos and none of the couples pose like that. Is this a common thing??