Uriah

[fundiefan]

They are waiting to see god's blessing or whatever in this, since they know it will come. Instead, why don't they see the constant breakdowns and now a big one as god's doing? Oh, that's right. Stevie is the god of the Maxwell clan and no other god will tell him anything because he knows best.

[Guest Anonymous]

uriah has had impure thoughts and is the sin in the camp.

we should all pray for uriah.

Uriah is bored with the dull places the Maxwells drive her to, and she's actually sulking. Actually, her impure thoughts mainly involve rolling over Steve while he's checking a wheel.

[Deleted03]

They are waiting to see god's blessing or whatever in this, since they know it will come. Instead, why don't they see the constant breakdowns and now a big one as god's doing? Oh, that's right. Stevie is the god of the Maxwell clan and no other god will tell him anything because he knows best.

Yeah maybe god is only telling them to stop spreading depression around!

[Guest Anonymous]

Uriah is holding out for a trip to next years Rainbow Family Gathering, she wants to be filled with pot smoke, the smell of patchoulli and wild hippy sex.

[doggie]

They need to get uriah some Viagra to kick that transmission into gear. I am sure they will ask for the most important thing in the world prayers for uriah.

[kpmom]

They are waiting to see god's blessing or whatever in this, since they know it will come.

And you just know some silly little thing will happen to convince them God's hand is in all of this.

[blisterine]

maybe uriah needs a burrito.

and a pepsi.

[anniebgood]

Can I call it or can I call it? If Steve knew that I predicted his beloved Uriah would drop the tranny wonder if he'd ask me if it came from God?

No Steve the Flying Spaghetti Monster (PBHN) told me and I told my Free Jingerites.

Ahchachachachacha! :lol:

[doggie]

are we saying uriah is a tranny?

[skankbiscuit]

Maybe Uriah was playing with his parts a bit too much when Steve was taking his naps

[treemom]

Has Uriah tweeted about this?

[skankbiscuit]

I think it's tacky that the pregnancy announcement was the main news for what, 8 hours or so - and then was replaced by more Uriah news.

[Justme]

So they are packing up with no suitcases! They must be renting cause Stevie and John are going to the rental place. This is going to be expensive! The transmissions gotta cost at least a couple thousand. Now at 2 weeks for a very large rental, hotel and eating out! Good thing Teri just released a new book! *lol*

[contrary]

are we saying uriah is a tranny?

no. just that he NEEDS a tranny.

[zcccrv]

I feel so bad that Uriah has run aground. She is such a blessing to me with a way she inspires FJites to find comedic geniuses inside of them.

[kpmom]

I think it's tacky that the pregnancy announcement was the main news for what, 8 hours or so - and then was replaced by more Uriah news.

You are not kidding! If someone doesn't scroll down they could miss the announcement altogether. I'm surprised they didn't wait 'til they were home to announce it. That's pretty major news.

[gardenvarietycitizen]

So they are packing up with no suitcases! They must be renting cause Stevie and John are going to the rental place. This is going to be expensive! The transmissions gotta cost at least a couple thousand. Now at 2 weeks for a very large rental, hotel and eating out! Good thing Teri just released a new book! *lol*

In all seriousness, yeah. I imagine this trip is going to end up costing them quite a bit, rather than making any money (though I suppose if Uriah was destined to break down, he was destined to break down, regardless of where they were headed at the fateful moment on the odometer).

As for the patchouli and hippy sex - I still do wonder who owned the bus before, as they bought it used. If it was owned by some rock band, there may have been quite a past!

[Lillybee]

Uriah was pissed because she didn't get to go to Burning Man.

[Justme]

Uriah was pissed because she didn't get to go to Burning Man.

Or maybe she's pissed about the way she broke up the streets in those Canadian towns. Karma's not a nice "lady"..... :twisted: