XGay Greg & DeDe Pt 7 - Still Pregnant After All These Years

[uber frau]

Don't forget the bit where she took him out of state for his yearly visit and subjected him to a charming couple of weeks of couch surfing, possible social contact with a paedophile (but he was set free by Jesus so it's all good) and 'evangelising' (by driving all day without food in an unairconditioned car and by trading insults with ppl in public places-i'm surprised XGG didn't get himself bashed or stabbed). She's one step above sparkling Lauren in the motherhood stakes.

[Peas n carrots]

:shock: Dede truly looks horrible. I don't mean that from a fashion perspective (I couldn't care any less than I already do about such matters), but from a health perspective.

Her face and hands look abnormally puffy, her smile looks forced, her eyes look dull, and her skin coloration is off. Her hair doesn't look like it's been washed in a month of Sundays either. I fear that living on the road, eating from the $1 menu at McDonald's isn't agreeing with her to the point that she may be jeopardizing her health.

Greg I couldn't give a shit about, but there is something tragic about Dede. I don't know...seeing a mom that should be somewhere working as a nurse, raising her son, instead living in a car and playing with a tiny pink ukulele just breaks my heart. Maybe it's because I think she has some mental limitations, whereas Greg is a good old fashioned swindler.

I am a mom myself, so I can't help but wonder how she feels about not being with her son at the holidays or having any money to buy him Christmas gifts. Then thinking of the little one having to try to wrap his mind around the fact that his mother is unstable and has nothing to offer him. :(

Bets are on if she brought on Pastor LePink she sang Keep Your Clothes On. I've never watched that show, but you bet your britches I will now be a viewer! It might make up for me not getting to see them on Atlanta Live.

I agree that she looks sickly. She's very puffy, and her skin looks off too. I imagine if she were sweaty she would smell of meat :ew:

However, I really think Dede is the driving force behind the crazy of the last few years. As much as I despise Greg, I think he is being used by Dede. The way I look about it, when Greg talks about himself it at least rings true...from struggling with being teased for being a "sissy" as a child to the divorce and leaving his sons to being a kept man and the most popular gay on the beach. On the other hand, Dede's bizarre tale of her childhood disease to her allegations of domestic violence against her ex to the infamous 2 year lung foal pregnancy - it's too fantastical.

So what does Dede do for Greg? She gives legitimacy to his claim that he is a "cured" homosexual to his family and to his ministry. It is true that Greg had been "ministering" before Dede came into his life but it seemed to escalate after she came on board. And when the "ministry" didn't pan out and they no longer were able to garner sympathy from their families Dede has now launched herself as an entertainer of sorts. Greg was the focus of the first ministry and that failed, so now the "submissive" wife has now taken matters into her own hands and is promoting herself. The Bride is now the center of attention...not the guy with the embroidered blazer.

[Sola]

Just noticed something, with the belt drawn tightly across her middle, is she trying to look NOT pregnant? That jacket is too tight for BTW.

In previous photos she's gone out of her way to look pregnant. Sticking her belly out, wearing tops which give her a pregnant look. Now Greggy boy has announced their two year gestating lungfoal fetus has gone to jeebus, is Dede trying to look slimmer?

[Sola]

And another thing, that sticker says America's Got Talent. Please, just no.

[Peas n carrots]

Just noticed something, with the belt drawn tightly across her middle, is she trying to look NOT pregnant? That jacket is too tight for BTW.

In previous photos she's gone out of her way to look pregnant. Sticking her belly out, wearing tops which give her a pregnant look. Now Greggy boy has announced their two year gestating lungfoal fetus has gone to jeebus, is Dede trying to look slimmer?

You are right...the comedy open mic night she did in Baltimore this fall she dressed herself in a way that made it look like she could possibly be pregnant. Maybe her back hurt from having to walk around sticking her stomach out as far as possible for so long? At any rate it looks like she has lost some weight, but I imagine it's from having to skip meals rather than an effort to not look pregnant.

The jacket is a bit tight, but she likely borrowed it from the host family. I can't imagine they are able to afford to go shopping when Greg can't even afford to buy deodorant.

[Koala]

You are right...the comedy open mic night she did in Baltimore this fall she dressed herself in a way that made it look like she could possibly be pregnant. Maybe her back hurt from having to walk around sticking her stomach out as far as possible for so long? At any rate it looks like she has lost some weight, but I imagine it's from having to skip meals rather than an effort to not look pregnant.

The jacket is a bit tight, but she likely borrowed it from the host family. I can't imagine they are able to afford to go shopping when Greg can't even afford to buy deodorant.

Yeah, that jacket won't even close all the way. She just looks very bloated and unhealthy.

[Cleopatra7]

I don't think this story is over. The eleventy month lung foal pregnancy may be over, but these two will find some other delusion to get involved with. To me, this looks increasingly like folie a deux, with religion being used to mask a complete break with reality.

[flyawaystray]

^ agreed.

I am surprised they are still staying somewhere. I'd kick Greg and Dede out in a hot second. I'm not saying no to being kind, but Greg and Dede refuse to work. Why should they have anything?

[Peas n carrots]

^ agreed.

I am surprised they are still staying somewhere. I'd kick Greg and Dede out in a hot second. I'm not saying no to being kind, but Greg and Dede refuse to work. Why should they have anything?

I would think these two probably are good at reading the people they come across. The probably would know someone like you or I wouldn't put up with their bullshit...but someone who is very religious and somewhat naive? They probably sniff them out like a bloodhound, show up on their doorstep (this is what they literally did in Baltimore) and set up camp until someone is either able to boot them out or fix the xgaymobile into a decent enough condition to take them to the next grift.

As I've said before, I would pay money if one of the former hosts came on here and spilled. I have to know what a day in the life of Xgay Greg and Dede is like these days.

[keen23]

And another thing, that sticker says America's Got Talent. Please, just no.

Eh, that doesn't mean too much. A lot of casinos near me will do "America's Got Talent" open mic nights that have nothing to do with the TV show.

[salex]

Per Greg's facebook, they are in FLorida, staying with DeDe's ex husband and she was able to send her child off to school this morning, and will be there to greet him when he returns from school tonight.

I am betting this is to meet a "supervised visitation" requirement.

[formergothardite]

Per Greg's facebook, they are in FLorida, staying with DeDe's ex husband and she was able to send her child off to school this morning, and will be there to greet him when he returns from school tonight.

I am betting this is to meet a "supervised visitation" requirement.

Yep.

[Ralar]

:shock: Dede truly looks horrible. I don't mean that from a fashion perspective (I couldn't care any less than I already do about such matters), but from a health perspective.

Her face and hands look abnormally puffy, her smile looks forced, her eyes look dull, and her skin coloration is off. Her hair doesn't look like it's been washed in a month of Sundays either. I fear that living on the road, eating from the $1 menu at McDonald's isn't agreeing with her to the point that she may be jeopardizing her health.

Greg I couldn't give a shit about, but there is something tragic about Dede. I don't know...seeing a mom that should be somewhere working as a nurse, raising her son, instead living in a car and playing with a tiny pink ukulele just breaks my heart. Maybe it's because I think she has some mental limitations, whereas Greg is a good old fashioned swindler.

I am a mom myself, so I can't help but wonder how she feels about not being with her son at the holidays or having any money to buy him Christmas gifts. Then thinking of the little one having to try to wrap his mind around the fact that his mother is unstable and has nothing to offer him. :(

I think she looks pretty good for a woman 2 years pregnant. She's barely showing!

[J'ean Skirt]

C-section for woman with phantom pregnancy.

blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2013/12/17/brazilian-doctor-performs-c-section-on-woman-with-a-phantom-pregnancy/

The clinic’s medical team admitted the woman and assumed she was in labor so they checked for a fetal heartbeat—but there was none. They only heard silence.

The doctors assumed the baby was in peril so they immediately performed a cesarean section without performing an ultrasound.

Doctors were shocked when they cut open the “pregnant†woman’s abdomen and didn’t find a baby.

My first thought: DEDE!!

[Peas n carrots]

It's a Christmas Miracle! Greg has updated his facebook (or at least turned off the privacy settings).

So what has Xgay and Dede been up too for the holidays?

Apparently for a while they had been staying with Dede's Xhusband, and Greg makes it a big point in his post that although Xhusband THINKS he knows Jesus he REALLY doesn't know Jesus. The dynamic duo then move in with host family in Florida, whose son thinks being gay is OK - Satan was at work in the Xhusband and FL host homes and it just wore out Xgay and Dede. It was so dreadful they returned to their host family in Atlanta's home for Christmas.

Somewhere in there was a side trip to Savannah to "do battle." A man gave the Dodo twins his Michael Kors watch and new tires so they could complete the mission. Someone else apparently paid to get their license renewed in NC. Mom and Dad Haislip gave them a cell phone as well...probably so they would know when they were coming home so they could flee.

At any rate, still hoping to see Dede when America's Got Talent! is back on the air. I need this in my life.

ETA: Scrolled down on facebook meant I missed this gem. Greg has a way with words (direct quoting only because his facebook is public):

Say what????????

How does a man sticking his privates into another mans rear end going to get anybody pregnant?

How is a woman who straps a dildo on and enters another woman's vagina going to get anybody pregnant?

[ILoveJellybeans]

It does not.

Greg, you were are gay (or bisexual but deciding to stick only to women now). If you were having gay sex to try and get pregnant, you are doing something very wrong. If you got the vasectomy so your ex boyfriend didn't get you pregnant cause you couldn't imagine what it would be like to push a baby out your dick, your sex education went horribly wrong.

Just cause gay people cant get pregnant, doesn't mean that their sex is wrong. Sex can be for pleasure too, and celebrate the love between two people, even if they aren't trying to have a baby-why do you think people use birth control, and do things such as oral and anal sex?

Some gay people do want to be parents, but obviously only the very very dumb ones think they are going to get pregnant from having unprotected gay sex.

You don't need to have unprotected penis in vagina sex to have babies. You can also adopt, or use fertility treatments, or use a sperm/egg donor or surrogate (depending on which baby ingredient you are missing).

Relationships are more than just about reproducing, and to deny gay people the right to get married and be in relationships with eachother just because a pregnancy cant happen the natural way is wrong.

Would they suggest that infertile people shouldn't be allowed to marry as they cant have a baby? Or not let two 60 year olds marry, because the woman has been through menopause and they cant have kids? Or not let two people get married because they have decided that they don't want children.

[Cleopatra7]

It's a Christmas Miracle! Greg has updated his facebook (or at least turned off the privacy settings).

So what has Xgay and Dede been up too for the holidays?

Apparently for a while they had been staying with Dede's Xhusband, and Greg makes it a big point in his post that although Xhusband THINKS he knows Jesus he REALLY doesn't know Jesus. The dynamic duo then move in with host family in Florida, whose son thinks being gay is OK - Satan was at work in the Xhusband and FL host homes and it just wore out Xgay and Dede. It was so dreadful they returned to their host family in Atlanta's home for Christmas.

Somewhere in there was a side trip to Savannah to "do battle." A man gave the Dodo twins his Michael Kors watch and new tires so they could complete the mission. Someone else apparently paid to get their license renewed in NC. Mom and Dad Haislip gave them a cell phone as well...probably so they would know when they were coming home so they could flee.

At any rate, still hoping to see Dede when America's Got Talent! is back on the air. I need this in my life.

ETA: Scrolled down on facebook meant I missed this gem. Greg has a way with words (direct quoting only because his facebook is public):

Yeesh, why do the same people who claim to be so into "family values" and "purity" insist on being so graphic and crass? Also, this quote reminds me of the episode of "South Park" where the boys thought they were having their periods, but they just had stomach infections.

[Peas n carrots]

Yeesh, why do the same people who claim to be so into "family values" and "purity" insist on being so graphic and crass? Also, this quote reminds me of the episode of "South Park" where the boys thought they were having their periods, but they just had stomach infections.

That is the paradox of Xgay and Dede. While Greg "does battle" against the Homesexual Agenda™ and wants the support of fundies, he also likes to go into detail about gay sex.

If Greg had initially stuck to the party line without the details, he'd probably have a bit more of a following with fundies than he does.

[nokidsmom]

That is the paradox of Xgay and Dede. While Greg "does battle" against the Homesexual Agenda™ and wants the support of fundies, he also likes to go into detail about gay sex.

If Greg had initially stuck to the party line without the details, he'd probably have a bit more of a following with fundies than he does.

Yep, In giving, erm, "details" I am sure they are thinking about how /why does he know all that?

[formergothardite]

It's a Christmas Miracle! Greg has updated his facebook (or at least turned off the privacy settings).

So what has Xgay and Dede been up too for the holidays?

Apparently for a while they had been staying with Dede's Xhusband, and Greg makes it a big point in his post that although Xhusband THINKS he knows Jesus he REALLY doesn't know Jesus. The dynamic duo then move in with host family in Florida, whose son thinks being gay is OK - Satan was at work in the Xhusband and FL host homes and it just wore out Xgay and Dede. It was so dreadful they returned to their host family in Atlanta's home for Christmas.

Somewhere in there was a side trip to Savannah to "do battle." A man gave the Dodo twins his Michael Kors watch and new tires so they could complete the mission. Someone else apparently paid to get their license renewed in NC. Mom and Dad Haislip gave them a cell phone as well...probably so they would know when they were coming home so they could flee.

At any rate, still hoping to see Dede when America's Got Talent! is back on the air. I need this in my life.

ETA: Scrolled down on facebook meant I missed this gem. Greg has a way with words (direct quoting only because his facebook is public):

I'm assuming "Satan" was people asking "Have you considered getting a job? We can't support you forever."

[dora]

Yep, In giving, erm, "details" I am sure they are thinking about how /why does he know all that?

He used to be gay, but JESUS set him free, remember?

[thoughtful]

I'm assuming "Satan" was people asking "Have you considered getting a job? We can't support you forever."

Satan always says that, darn him.

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[darkplumaged]

How does a man sticking his privates into another mans rear end going to get anybody pregnant?

Funny--this is the exact question I'd ask Greg.

[flyawaystray]

Jeez louise. I'm glad Mama Haislip kicked Greg and Dede out but ugh, I hate that other people are being nice to them. They're nothing but moochers/scammers.

[Peas n carrots]

Jeez louise. I'm glad Mama Haislip kicked Greg and Dede out but ugh, I hate that other people are being nice to them. They're nothing but moochers/scammers.

Xgay and Dede took PT Barnum's quote "there is a sucker born every minute" to heart.