XGay Greg and DeDe - The Magic Continues - Part 6

[church_of_dog]

Just watched the clip, and it's got my antenna twanging a little. Is it vaguely possible this whole thing is a huge prank? How long ago did they first show up? Do we know anything for sure - like is Erma Gerd an FJer who can authenticate?

Just not feeling quite right somehow .... :anyone: :sleuth:

I get that vibe from her too -- not so much from him, but from her -- in her videos, the webpage, and the one minute or so of this video I could barely stand to watch. Oh, and that "22 month pregnancy bwahhaahahaha" comment she made recently.

It starts to feel a mite like Andy Kaufman's wrestler bit: "Are we supposed to believe this is real? Is it supposed to be funny? What the heck are the rules of this game, anyway?!?!"

[flyawaystray]

Maybe Dede is drinking Greg's Kool-Aid now.

[nokidsmom]

Exactly there is something just extraordinarily bizarre about this turn of events.

At the end of the day, the only thing I can come up is they are 100% $cammy, and they were only invested in the Xgay stuff so long as it got them attention/money.

I think it's also been mentioned by OP that Dede likely got in a lot of trouble with her xhusband for taking their child out of state, thus violating the custody agreement. She and Greg moved on from the Xgay thing shortly after he was returned...so best guess is they were told to either tone it down or risk losing her son altogether.

Xgay has openly admitted he knows how cray cray he and Dede look, so I'm assuming their next "project" is to make light of that image for ca$h. They are still in Baltimore, apparently living off the kindness of strangers with a brokedown Xgaymobile. I guess now the Xgay stuff wasn't working, they're throwing everything against the wall and seeing if Dede can get any traction as an "entertainer." The only problem is, you have to hustle in that industry, and I just think they're both too lazy to make a go of it.

Somehow I am not surprised to see this happening. I got a feeling when they violated the custody agreement, knowing that Dede has only visitation and her own father seems to think she is cray cray, that there would be consequences coming and one of them would be getting told to tone it down or cut it out altogether.

But one thing hasn't changed and that's being homeless in Baltimore. Seems like maybe XGG's parents really meant it as far as getting them out of the house.

[southerncharm]

I think Greg is slowly unraveling. He's dug himself a hole and he can't figure out how to build a ladder to climb out. His posts sound more and more desperate to me.

But I don't feel sorry for him at all. http://xgaygreganddede.blogspot.com/

And I don't respect him at all.

[flyawaystray]

I think Greg is slowly unraveling. He's dug himself a hole and he can't figure out how to build a ladder to climb out. His posts sound more and more desperate to me.

But I don't feel sorry for him at all. http://xgaygreganddede.blogspot.com/

And I don't respect him at all.

Same here.

[thoughtful]

Peas n carrots said:

They are still in Baltimore, apparently living off the kindness of strangers with a brokedown Xgaymobile.

The image of them waking up in the morning, cramped from sleeping in the XGaymobile, was just too much for me. Video below, if you don't know the tune:

Greg’s verse:

Oh, oh, oh, woke up today feeling

“gay“ I always do!

Oh, oh, oh, hungry for hamburgs from Mickey D’s

With plastic-y cheese!

The need to annoy is calling this boy

It’s like a version of kinky sex!

Oh, oh, oh, pulling me out to the frowns and the

Folks I can vex!

Good morning Baltimore!

Oops, I’m stuck to the damned car door,

Now I can’t get the hand brake free,

And the steering wheel’s trapped my knee.

Good morning Baltimore!

God, this seat made my ass so sore!

And I hate to wake up and see

Not Jose, but Dee!

Dede’s verse:

Oh, oh, oh look at my hair

It’s caught on the spare, I’m stuck for good.

Oh, oh, oh, I’ve got the jack up my ass, no doubt,

How do I get out?

The rats from the street are nibbling my feet,

They seem to say “Dede, you’re really screwed.”

So, oh, oh, please let me out,

So I can make jokes that are crude!

Good morning Baltimore

Let’s buy lotion, Greg “ we need more!“

Why does pregnancy take so long?

Why does nobody like my song?

Good morning Baltimore,

When I get unstuck from the car floor

The world’s s gonna wake up and see,

Baltimore and me!

 

[thebeautyunderneath]

The image of them waking up in the morning, cramped from sleeping in the XGaymobile, was just too much for me. Video below, if you don't know the tune:

Greg’s verse:

Oh, oh, oh, woke up today feeling

I’m gay – I always do!

Oh, oh, oh, hungry for hamburgs from Mickey D’s

With plastic-y cheese!

The need to annoy is calling this boy

It’s like a version of kinky sex!

Oh, oh, oh, pulling me out to the frowns and the

Folks I can vex!

Good morning Baltimore!

Oops, I’m stuck to the damned car door,

Now I can’t get the hand brake free,

And the steering wheel’s trapped my knee.

Good morning Baltimore!

God, this seat made my ass so sore!

And I hate to wake up and see

Not Jose, but Dee!

Dede’s verse:

Oh, oh, oh look at my hair

It’s caught on the spare, I’m stuck for good.

Oh, oh, oh, I’ve got the jack up my ass, no doubt,

How do I get out?

The rats from the street are nibbling my feet,

They seem to say “Dede, you’re really screwed.â€

So, oh, oh, please let me out,

So I can make jokes that are crude!

Good morning Baltimore

Let’s buy lotion, Greg – we need more!

Why does pregnancy take so long?

Why does nobody like my song?

Good morning Baltimore,

When I get unstuck from the car floor

The world’s gonna wake up and see,

Baltimore and me!

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Oh God, my ribs hurt from laughing!

[southerncharm]

If you recorded this version of the song I would be your friend forever!!! Great job!

[Peas n carrots]

Thoughtful, I'm sure John Waters would love it too!

Speaking of which...John Waters could probably come up with a great inspired bio-pic of the Moron Twins

[moonbeam59]

Oh, and that "22 month pregnancy bwahhaahahaha" comment she made recently.

She really said that? :angry-banghead:

[NotALoserLikeYou]

So weird, when did she do this comedy thing? They are just so hard to figure out.

[church_of_dog]

page 28 of this thread, scroll down to the first post of Sept. 3...

sorry I don't facebook so I can't get it directly...

[flyawaystray]

Question: Why is the devil so intent on shutting us up. Not hard to figure out. Just today I stood in the middle of a very busy street holding up a sign that reads: I USED TO BE GAY, BUT 7 YEARS AGO JESUS SET ME FREE! I MADE THE SWITCH AND DITCHED MY WIFE AND WASTED 11 YEARS IN HOMOSEXUAL SLAVERY.

The bottom line is this; I no longer have or want to have sex with men because Jesus set me free and renewed my mind. I am no longer a reprobate. I am no longer a sex pervert. I no longer look at porn nor do I want to either. You see for me that's a big deal. Let's see now, Moses killed a man with his bare hands. David made sure that Bathsheba's husband was killed. Um, I haven't killed anybody, but I sure have been living to please King Jesus. What's really cool is that even though Moses murdered a man and David had a man killed Jesus loved them. I am so thankful that God loves me and Dede. By the way, we're not about to shut up no matter who says what about us. PEOPLE NEED THE LORD!!

Okay, so he was straight, left his wife, figured out he was gay, and then met Dede and says he is straight, correct?

[RachelB]

Question: Why is the devil so intent on shutting us up. Not hard to figure out. Just today I stood in the middle of a very busy street holding up a sign that reads: I USED TO BE GAY, BUT 7 YEARS AGO JESUS SET ME FREE! I MADE THE SWITCH AND DITCHED MY WIFE AND WASTED 11 YEARS IN HOMOSEXUAL SLAVERY.

The bottom line is this; I no longer have or want to have sex with men because Jesus set me free and renewed my mind. I am no longer a reprobate. I am no longer a sex pervert. I no longer look at porn nor do I want to either. You see for me that's a big deal. Let's see now, Moses killed a man with his bare hands. David made sure that Bathsheba's husband was killed. Um, I haven't killed anybody, but I sure have been living to please King Jesus. What's really cool is that even though Moses murdered a man and David had a man killed Jesus loved them. I am so thankful that God loves me and Dede. By the way, we're not about to shut up no matter who says what about us. PEOPLE NEED THE LORD!!

Okay, so he was straight, left his wife, figured out he was gay, and then met Dede and says he is straight, correct?

JESUS DID NOT KNOW MOSES OR DAVID. TIME DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

:angry-banghead:

[flyawaystray]

Maybe he is implying that Jesus loves everyone, regardless of sin.

I want to know how he's getting internet. Probably McDonald's, which implies that he has either a phone or a laptop. Must be a laptop, I don't see Greg being able to afford a cell + data plan.

[Flossie]

Let's see now, Moses killed a man with his bare hands. David made sure that Bathsheba's husband was killed. Um, I haven't killed anybody, but I sure have been living to please King Jesus. What's really cool is that even though Moses murdered a man and David had a man killed Jesus loved them.

Wait, did xgay really say that? Because if so, he's not only crazy and creepy, but now he's scary. I really hope he's not going to soon be on the national news.

[flyawaystray]

It's straight from his FB page, which is public.

[DomWackTroll]

"I no longer look at porn nor do I want to either."

It's called "getting old," Greg, not "getting straight."

[Mudball]

JESUS DID NOT KNOW MOSES OR DAVID. TIME DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

:angry-banghead:

Why is it always about Jesus with these people, and not God??? Jesus wasn't even a twinkle in God's eye yet. Lol

[RainbowSky]

You don't need a data plan, or any plan, to use WiFi on a smart phone. That would be how I get online!

[flyawaystray]

But don't you have to pay extra for that feature? I have a regular cell phone. No data plan, no wifi.

[southerncharm]

But don't you have to pay extra for that feature? I have a regular cell phone. No data plan, no wifi.

If you have a smart phone that has wifi capability, then you can hook up to any unsecured network in the vicinity.

3G and 4G are the data plans for your smart phone. 3G and 4G use the cellular network, not any wifi at all.

It's just two different ways of connecting... basically even if your smart phone isn't actually hooked up to a cellular company, ie: your phone was disconnected for nonpayment (greg, I'm looking at you.) you can still use it as a mini-computer kind of thing. Also, it will still call 911. :)

[Ms Jess]

My kids use my old iPhone 3GS as an iPod. It has all their music, all the games they like and they can connect to our wifi at home to use the Internet and watch YouTube videos. There is no service connected to it at all.

[Ari]

Why is it always about Jesus with these people, and not God??? Jesus wasn't even a twinkle in God's eye yet. Lol

Most mainstream Christian denominations believe that Jesus existed before he was incarnated. If you believe that Jesus was created and didn't exist before that, that's Arianism and it's traditionally been regarded as a heresy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arianism

[JMarie]

Question: Why is the devil so intent on shutting us up. Not hard to figure out. Just today I stood in the middle of a very busy street holding up a sign that reads: I USED TO BE GAY, BUT 7 YEARS AGO JESUS SET ME FREE! I MADE THE SWITCH AND DITCHED MY WIFE AND WASTED 11 YEARS IN HOMOSEXUAL SLAVERY.

The bottom line is this; I no longer have or want to have sex with men because Jesus set me free and renewed my mind. I am no longer a reprobate. I am no longer a sex pervert. I no longer look at porn nor do I want to either. You see for me that's a big deal. Let's see now, Moses killed a man with his bare hands. David made sure that Bathsheba's husband was killed. Um, I haven't killed anybody, but I sure have been living to please King Jesus. What's really cool is that even though Moses murdered a man and David had a man killed Jesus loved them. I am so thankful that God loves me and Dede. By the way, we're not about to shut up no matter who says what about us. PEOPLE NEED THE LORD!!

Okay, so he was straight, left his wife, figured out he was gay, and then met Dede and says he is straight, correct?

Someone needs to send Greg a dictionary so he can look up the definition of slavery.