a new one on headcovering

[Closed Womb]

I am not lusted after as much, which is a big praise. As a Christian woman, especially a married one, it is not comfortable to be lusted after, or flirted with. I am respected more by the opposite gender.

Oh, the ego that attributes this to a triangle of fabric!

I'm just imagining photo shopping triangles of fabric onto the women in People's 50 Most Beautiful issue or the SI Swimsuit issue or any porn and watching how quickly dicks go limp. Oh, that's not the response...

(Just FTR, I totally eschew all ideas of standardized beauty; I'm not saying Candy is unappealing and I am surely not saying that whoever People puts on the cover is universally considered beautiful. I'm just saying that a strip of fabric isn't stopping fallen angels from carnal knowledge ( :wtf: ) NOR is it stopping earthly men from otherwise finding you desirable.)

[ThatSnark]

A lot of the bikers I know wear headcoverings, come to think of it. The guys wear bandannas to keep sweat out of their eyes, and the women wear similar or the wide elastic bands (can't think of the name) to keep hair from flying out from under the helmets in the wind. So many/most bikers are very likely protected from incubus spawning, too! Awesome!

[jenny_islander]

So am I also protected from incubus visits during the six months of the year when I must wear a hat down to my eyebrows to keep me from getting horrific sinus headaches? Or only when I'm outdoors? Or not at all, because my hat of choice is a Peruvian mountaineer's cap, which is made of ungodly llama wool by PAGAN QUECHUA CATHLICK BROWN PEOPLE?

And does she cover her head 24 hours a day, that she doesn't get "visited by incubi?" Because the last time I checked, you can only get wet dreams while you're asleep.

Also, the common cure for wet dreams is good sex and lots of it.

[ThatSnark]

So am I also protected from incubus visits during the six months of the year when I must wear a hat down to my eyebrows to keep me from getting horrific sinus headaches? Or only when I'm outdoors? Or not at all, because my hat of choice is a Peruvian mountaineer's cap, which is made of ungodly llama wool by PAGAN QUECHUA CATHLICK BROWN PEOPLE?

And does she cover her head 24 hours a day, that she doesn't get "visited by incubi?" Because the last time I checked, you can only get wet dreams while you're asleep.

Also, the common cure for wet dreams is good sex and lots of it.

These are lots of questions, and good ones. I strongly suggest you copy this into her comments so she can pray on this and get back to you.

[Rachel333]

This is mind-boggling. Does she think there are Nephilim babies running around out there? Do their parents know their offspring are part demon? (Hmm, we have some really tall people in our family...)

[polecat]

This is mind-boggling. Does she think there are Nephilim babies running around out there? Do their parents know their offspring are part demon? (Hmm, we have some really tall people in our family...)

MTE! My nine yo is 5'2". I'm thinking paternity testing is in order now.

[docmom]

MTE! My nine yo is 5'2". I'm thinking paternity testing is in order now.

Maybe all FJers have "contributed genetics" to the nephilim! My 10 yo is 5'5". I thought it was down to my 6'4" husband, but I don't use headcoverings and I've had a few of "those dreams" so who knows...

[Culottes]

I know I am being a child, but...

Ok, I don't normally LOL, but in this instance I really did!

[Arete]

"Why are you wearing that thing on your head?"

"So that I don't become the mother of a Nephilim army that will DESTROY YOU!" (while giving them the death stare I perfected when my kids were toddlers)

You win the AWESOME AWARD on the Internet today, danvillebelle. :cracking-up: No one else has even come close.

[Arete]

BTW, there are days when I read at this site and I could start rocking back and forth while talking to myself at all the fucked up things documented here. And then there are days like today.....when I find out about demon condoms. Makes every bit of self soothing mumbling worth it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ILoveJellybeans]

Do headcoverings also protect against zombies?

[auntsally28]

Gotta carry those incubus babies to full term though. There is always the adoption route. Not sure about zombie protection...you might need to add the Mormon magic underwear for them....

[Savoring Samsara]

BTW, there are days when I read at this site and I could start rocking back and forth while talking to myself at all the fucked up things documented here. And then there are days like today.....when I find out about demon condoms. Makes every bit of self soothing mumbling worth it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

While scrolling too fast I read "denim condoms." Owwwwww.

[Haligh the Liar]

I tend to associate incubi and sucubi with medieval Catholicism, actually. At the very least, there's a connection in the artistic record. Most importantly, if incubi=night terrors or sleep paralysis, does she cove her head at night? Is there an old timey night cap involved? I must know!

Also, a biker once called me 'miss' with great respect at Home Depot. I was wearing my rugby sweatpants with HOOKER written across the ass, but I don't think I had a hat on.

[CelticGoddess]

I dont understand why she thinks that head coverings make bikers be respectful towards her. They have always been respectful towards me. I dont cover my head or wear dresses.

It sounds like she judged them based on what they are wearing. That is not a christian thing to do.

I tend to scare most bikers. It could be that big needle poised over them? :o I am NOT the best IV starter out there!

Of course, my BIL isn't scared of me. He just enjoys teasing the hell out of me. :lol:

[CelticGoddess]

Do headcoverings also protect against zombies?

No, but a Dixie Chopper does!

[Arete]

I'll get in on the biker love. I was about 22 and 5 of us, all women, were down the shore and stopped at what turned out to be a biker bar on the way home to get some friggin sodas and chill before the long drive north. Not only did we not get any dirty looks when we did not buy liquor, the bikers were absolute gentlemen.

I have been in high end clubs in Manhattan that were wall to wall grabby assholes.

[DarkAnts]

Do headcoverings also protect against zombies?

Only if you have no brains.

[ILoveJellybeans]

Only if you have no brains.

Works for fundies then?

[DarkAnts]

Works for fundies then?

Yes, but I am starting to think that they are zombies. After all, they do worship zombie Jesus.

[Jinger Jar]

Yes, but I am starting to think that they are zombies. After all, they do worship zombie Jesus.

argh... pprraaiissee... argh... argh...

[fundiefan]

Candy's ego surpasses even Dougie's. (Doug Phillips is a tool). She has all the answers to everything from god to how to live. God talks directly to her and she is nothing short of perfect.

Her kind of crazy isn't even all about being fundie, although she is that. Her crazy is just plain crazy. Her feet shrunk three sizes because she stands on them all the time, she 'home schooled' herself for the last two years of high school, MENSA came knocking on her door, unsolicited, because she is super genius smart (thanks to reading the KJB), apricot pits cure cancer, hot water cures brown recluse spider bites, she and her husband are so awesome they deserved being bugged by the government and other to prevent their great knowledge from getting out, her husband is a famous inventor (and politician) who has the answers to all the world's problems but no one is smart enough to listen, god told her to live with her husband before marriage, it's not a sin or fornication to have sex with your future spouse (that's a really fun twist on the no sex thing), sex in the bathroom to hide from the kids (and guests) is great, cutting your child's umbilical cord with a paper clip is perfectly fine - especially when god tells you directly that everything with the birth is going to be perfect and fine...really, the list of this woman's insanity is infinite.

Let's not forget that inner earth is full of demons - or fallen angels or something like that. That, of course, giants and dinosaurs and humans all lived together - she is really into making astrology and astronomy all about god and angels and demons. I don't get it all and can never follow, but she can write 50,000 word 'articles' on the matter. She ties Greek & Roman mythology into her god and bible, has no clue at all that English is not the only language on the planet, the founding fathers were Christian and demanded a Christian nation - freedom of religion only means her kind of so-called Christianity; in the 1st century 'true' Christians carried bibles everywhere they went under their clothes...my head is now spinning remembering so much of this woman's crazy.

She's not relevant enough to make much of an impact. Most people catch on eventually and run away screaming. She has just enough appeal to the newly saved Christian Homemakers to gain fans for a short time but they never stick because her crazy always makes them move on. She posts the same things over and over and over and has been doing so since at least 2007, the first time I encountered her.

[nelliebelle1197]

I am really annoyed at this. I never wear a headcovering and I have never had incubus sex. What is wrong is with me?? I WANT MY F'ING GIANT BABY!

:zombie:

[lemonhead]

I am really annoyed at this. I never wear a headcovering and I have never had incubus sex. What is wrong is with me?? I WANT MY F'ING GIANT BABY!

:zombie:

Hell, I don't care about the giant baby. I just want me some incubus sex.

[Peas n carrots]

Incubus sex sounds pretty awesome. Is it considered adultery if you have sex with a demon?

I think I need to start reading Candy's blog...her kind of crazy sounds right up my alley!

Btw...wasn't she blog buddies with Brandy? I seem to recall Brandy being connected to a Candy who had a blog, but not sure if it is the same Candy.