I Used to Doubt XGay Greg & Dede, But FJ Set Me Free! - Pt 4

[alba]

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Now I'm an ex gay dar user

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I'd be seriously annoyed if I posted a pro-marriage equality video and got that response on it. It's so condescending and arrogant!

[flyawaystray]

Ex-liar? inconceivable!

Pretty sure he's lying about Dede's pregnancy, him being straight, him not manipulating people, and he's totally self-absorbed.

[Mudball]

He should add "ex lax user". I'd hate to see him need another hemmorhoid surgery.

And, he worshipped satan? Something tells me that his god would frown on that particular tidbit more than the fact that he used to have sex with men.

[argypargy]

Daily dose from the Xgay archive:

Now I'm an ex gay dar user

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Let's see here:

ex gay: nope

ex manipulator: nope

ex user of others: nope (psst...Greg...you're a grown man living off of your elderly parents, don't have a job and espect others to give you what you want)

ex self-absorbed: nope. Most non-self absorbed people don't make it a point blather unsolicited nonsense on and on and on about themselves and how they used to be gay, but Jesus set them free all over the interwebs.

There are other "exes" in his list that aren't true either, but these stood out the most.

[Peas n carrots]

Let's see here:

ex gay: nope

ex manipulator: nope

ex user of others: nope (psst...Greg...you're a grown man living off of your elderly parents, don't have a job and espect others to give you what you want)

ex self-absorbed: nope. Most non-self absorbed people don't make it a point blather unsolicited nonsense on and on and on about themselves and how they used to be gay, but Jesus set them free all over the interwebs.

There are other "exes" in his list that aren't true either, but these stood out the most.

Ex self-absorbed floors me. I think he may beat Miss Raquel in that department.

[darkplumaged]

WAIT.

... He actually posts, on Facebook, as 'Xgay Greg'?

Da faq?

And let's not forget that Dede's FB name is Dede Haislip (Xgayz Bride).

[Peas n carrots]

And let's not forget that Dede's FB name is Dede Haislip (Xgayz Bride).

Going through his facebook his mother sometimes called him "xgay" when she posted in response to a diatribe. :mouse-shock:

[Mecca]

Daily dose from the Xgay archive:

Now I'm an ex gay dar user

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ex gay dar?!?! Hahaha!

There is a lot on that list that Mr. Greg still participates in -- lying, manipulating, using, self absorption, gay daring.....

This goob needs to find himself employment so he can provide for his mythical baby. He has too much time on his hands if he stalks and comments on that many YouTube vids.

[Koala]

Going through his facebook his mother sometimes called him "xgay" when she posted in response to a diatribe. :mouse-shock:

:evil-eye:

[gulag]

I chipped a top front tooth the same way! Well, it was a beer bottle, not a glass, but close enough. I felt so classy.

Well, see, there ya go! What, no tattoos?

[gulag]

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[Joan of Snarc]

Has XGG ever explained exactly how Jesus set him free from homosexual slavery and all that other stuff? Was it in his interview with Judge Eve?

All I've ever seen is Jesus Set Me Free! So, what happened? Was it just a lightning-bolt decision out of nowhere to become straight? Did he wander into a church and the sermon moved him to change his life? Did a Bible verse speak to him? Did D2's ample charms cause him to shut down that gaydar? He must have given his testimony in more detail somewhere and I just missed it.

[Peas n carrots]

Has XGG ever explained exactly how Jesus set him free from homosexual slavery and all that other stuff? Was it in his interview with Judge Eve?

All I've ever seen is Jesus Set Me Free! So, what happened? Was it just a lightning-bolt decision out of nowhere to become straight? Did he wander into a church and the sermon moved him to change his life? Did a Bible verse speak to him? Did D2's ample charms cause him to shut down that gaydar? He must have given his testimony in more detail somewhere and I just missed it.

He went over it in one of the JE interviews, though I don't recall which one. Basically she asked if he received support from an organization called Exodus or one like it, and he said that he was associated with them for something like a week because Jesus was enough for him.

The decision to become straight happened when he was watching The Passion of Christ. He then started watching Ron Parsley shows, and stated that he started crying and his partner realized then to leave him alone.

[Dysfundamental]

Rod Parsley certainly makes me never want to have sex with men again, so I can see where that comes from.

[RachelB]

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Now I'm an ex gay dar user

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Good grief. Testimony ≠ copy-pasted comment spam. And annoying people ≠ "saving people from the fires of hell."

Under all that "praise Jesus," he's mighty proud of himself, which would trouble him deeply, if only he had an ounce of self-awareness.

[Peas n carrots]

Good grief. Testimony ≠ copy-pasted comment spam. And annoying people ≠ "saving people from the fires of hell."

Under all that "praise Jesus," he's mighty proud of himself, which would trouble him deeply, if only he had an ounce of self-awareness.

He's not an ex-liar. In his interview with Judge Eve he stated he never was a smoker. So how could he be an ex-smoker if he never was one to begin with?

[bionicmlle]

Has XGG ever explained exactly how Jesus set him free from homosexual slavery and all that other stuff? Was it in his interview with Judge Eve?

All I've ever seen is Jesus Set Me Free! So, what happened? Was it just a lightning-bolt decision out of nowhere to become straight? Did he wander into a church and the sermon moved him to change his life? Did a Bible verse speak to him? Did D2's ample charms cause him to shut down that gaydar? He must have given his testimony in more detail somewhere and I just missed it.

I'm guessing it was DD's penis.

[JMarie]

Daily dose from the Xgay archive:

Now I'm an ex gay dar user

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Jesus cured his alcoholism?

[ILoveJellybeans]

He read one of Lori's posts about husbands and decided that he would rather be with a wimpy little doormat who did everything he asked than a bossy insecure manchild who needs more care and attention than fundies expect of their 6 year olds.

[So Says I]

So now I can, unfortunately, envision Gay Greg in his homosexual slavery costume, smoking cigarettes, drinking mojitos, using salty language, and engaging in devil worship activities while gay darring every man he meets. Clearly, the only solution was to bring out the Jesus torture porn.

[lilith]

Jesus cured his alcoholism?

Cause don't all straight men spend all day watching 75 gay marriage videos in a row?

[persuas1ve]

I wonder if he trolls grindr too...obviously in order to minister to the poor, lost souls...

[Buzzard]

I wonder if he trolls grindr too...obviously in order to minister to the poor, lost souls...

Oooh that's interesting. He's totally on grindr! He just has to be! It's a whole site just for sodomites who need jebus!

[VaSportsMom]

Has XGG ever explained exactly how Jesus set him free from homosexual slavery and all that other stuff? Was it in his interview with Judge Eve?

All I've ever seen is Jesus Set Me Free! So, what happened? Was it just a lightning-bolt decision out of nowhere to become straight? Did he wander into a church and the sermon moved him to change his life? Did a Bible verse speak to him? Did D2's ample charms cause him to shut down that gaydar? He must have given his testimony in more detail somewhere and I just missed it.

If he told you how it happened then you could print up a few signs, embroider a couple shirts and take over his scam ... er, ministry.

[SpinachandChickpeas]

Holy crap, I just finished reading all 4 threads on these loonbots. I've always liked me some internet trainwreckage, but these two have blown my mind. You guys are awesome at detective work and snark, so happy I found this forum.

I keep thinking, can you imagine being XGay's adult children? Or Dede's son when he gets older and finds this stuff all over the internet? Do XGay's kids have his last name? Lucky for Dede's kid that he shouldn't.

I'll be so sad if we never find out how they play this off.