I Used to Doubt XGay Greg & Dede, But FJ Set Me Free! - Pt 4

[jjmennonite]

Isn't Uriah a motorcoach? Perhaps Dodo and Gaygreg could move in there.

[Koala]

Today's does of desperate:

The following devotional "Signs and Wonders" is from Pastor Rod Parsly's book:A Year Of Grace, Healing, and Hope.

"God also testified to it by signs, wonders and various miracles..." Hebrews 2:4

After my sister had been touched, Norvel Hayes called me up on stage the next night. "I'm going to show you that God can use anybody and He's going to use this young Baptist preacher under a healing anointing." He took my hand and spread out my fingers and told me to gently tough each person on the forehead and say, "Be healed." As I laid my hand on the first person's forehead, the whole group of 20 people went down. I was amazed! One woman had come in with a severely deformed jaw. When she got up, her jaw was straightened! Another woman came up two nights later with an astonishing report. Her gynecologist told her she was three months pregnant. The woman said, "This is the gynbecologist who gave me a complete hysterectomy. I had no womb when I walked in here. Now I'm three months pregnant." After that, I traveled home knowing that anything written in the Book of Acts is possible. Christ gives us the power to do everythging He said we would, if we have faith! Look for signs and wonders from God and you will surely see miracles.

God bless you all today...and, KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR MIRACLES!

[littlemommy]

Procreation from the DDXG is more a human tragedy than a miracle. A miracle would be if a chocolate bar appeared right now in my hand. And if it were zero calories.

[thoughtful]

The following devotional "Signs and Wonders" is from Pastor Rod Parsly's book:A Year Of Grace, Healing, and Hope.

"God also testified to it by signs, wonders and various miracles..." Hebrews 2:4

After my sister had been touched, Norvel Hayes called me up on stage the next night. "I'm going to show you that God can use anybody and He's going to use this young Baptist preacher under a healing anointing." He took my hand and spread out my fingers and told me to gently tough each person on the forehead and say, "Be healed." As I laid my hand on the first person's forehead, the whole group of 20 people went down. I was amazed! One woman had come in with a severely deformed jaw. When she got up, her jaw was straightened! Another woman came up two nights later with an astonishing report. Her gynecologist told her she was three months pregnant. The woman said, "This is the gynbecologist who gave me a complete hysterectomy. I had no womb when I walked in here. Now I'm three months pregnant." After that, I traveled home knowing that anything written in the Book of Acts is possible. Christ gives us the power to do everythging He said we would, if we have faith! Look for signs and wonders from God and you will surely see miracles.

Apparently, Christ does not give the power to notice typos.

[So Says I]

You mean you've never been to a gynbecologist before? They specialize in long-term extrauteral pregnancies. They're also way, way holier than a plain ol' OB/GYN.

[lagenialester]

You mean you've never been to a gynbecologist before? They specialize in long-term extrauteral pregnancies. They're also way, way holier than a plain ol' OB/GYN.

The "b" stands for "believer".

[Closed Womb]

Agreed. I think motorcoach =

Hopefully Greg just thinks that motorcoach and rv are interchangeable. Even very old motor coaches sell for a lot of money, I can't see someone just giving one away. Also there's no way Greg could afford the upkeep costs. :roll:

Maybe we can take up a collection to get Xgay and DeDe one of these:

[Peas n carrots]

So going back through XGG's archives, I found out we missed the baby shower!

Can I just say I get squicked out thinking of XGG having relations with ANYONE!

[VooDooChild]

Today's does of desperate:

Oh brother. Rod Parsely?! That man is a douchecanoe. Of course I'm not suprised the craziests are quoting the craziests.

[NotALoserLikeYou]

Nothing new from them but the woman who is working on getting them the motor coach is posting some horrifying stuff. First of all, this is nothing new, she posts offensive stuff ALL DAY LONG, dozens of things a day. She calls President Obama "O-bam-ze-bub" and is blaming the Boston tragedies on him, the conspiracy theories, and posting bloody pictures (possibly fake) saying this is surely the change we wanted, right? Oh and he is a "radical Islamic whore." and that's the tame stuff.

[rezski44]

Procreation from the DDXG is more a human tragedy than a miracle. A miracle would be if a chocolate bar appeared right now in my hand. And if it were zero calories.

Amen

[Peas n carrots]

Nothing new from them but the woman who is working on getting them the motor coach is posting some horrifying stuff. First of all, this is nothing new, she posts offensive stuff ALL DAY LONG, dozens of things a day. She calls President Obama "O-bam-ze-bub" and is blaming the Boston tragedies on him, the conspiracy theories, and posting bloody pictures (possibly fake) saying this is surely the change we wanted, right? Oh and he is a "radical Islamic whore." and that's the tame stuff.

I feel like we can make spin off threads from some of the whack-a-doo's XGG and D2 are associated with. I'd like to start with Judge Eve and the 90210 Holocaust. Though I get the vibe Judge Eve is more of a conspiracy theorist more than a fundie.

[Ex 2x2]

So going back through XGG's archives, I found out we missed the baby shower!

Can I just say I get squicked out thinking of XGG having relations with ANYONE!

Peas n Carrots, good find!!

Greg, pictures or it never happened! (The shower, not the sex. Please not the sex!)

[Gil]

So going back through XGG's archives, I found out we missed the baby shower!

Can I just say I get squicked out thinking of XGG having relations with ANYONE!

thy seed bareer

[GodsKnickers]

And 'bound servant.' :lol: Dumbass.

[MyName]

Where are the people who attended this baby shower? If I spent money on a gift for a baby due in January that hadn't arrived by mid-April, I'd be pissed!

[gulag]

So going back through XGG's archives, I found out we missed the baby shower!

Man, there just are no boundaries with these people, are there. That's why initially I believed it to be nothing more than some kind of hetero church hoax.

He is such a perv.

So, no pics? No photos of the occasion?

[Peas n carrots]

Man, there just are no boundaries with these people, are there. That's why initially I believed it to be nothing more than some kind of hetero church hoax.

He is such a perv.

So, no pics? No photos of the occasion?

Yeah nothing on Greg's. I wonder too if it really happened. Maybe he bought a Costco cake and put up a couple streamers around his booth at McDonald's and hoped people would show up and give him cash :lol:

[Morton Fan]

Peas n Carrots, good find!!

Greg, pictures or it never happened! (The shower, not the sex. Please not the sex!)

Interesting how he happily says as an aside, "When my son was five, I divorced them ...." Don't worry, it's not an admission of guilt ... it's just a segue into his gross statement, "So for five years I was having sex with their mother without protection." EW, Greg. It's disgusting how you phrased that. And disgusting how you threw your family away and express no remorse for it. And disgusting how you only use your sons as a way to mark time and events. You are really disgusting.

[wildcatgrrl]

I don't believe he was having sex with his sons' mother for those five years. With or without protection. Wouldn't that have been when Satan was tempting him with gay porn and the promise of fabulous blazers to come in the future?

[Joan of Snarc]

^ And showers at the gym. Don't forget the showers at the gym helped lead him into homosexual slavery.

[nokidsmom]

Interesting how he happily says as an aside, "When my son was five, I divorced them ...." Don't worry, it's not an admission of guilt ... it's just a segue into his gross statement, "So for five years I was having sex with their mother without protection." EW, Greg. It's disgusting how you phrased that. And disgusting how you threw your family away and express no remorse for it. And disgusting how you only use your sons as a way to mark time and events. You are really disgusting.

This guy is really the master of TMI. In addition talking of having sex with his kids' mother, his being formerly gay, he's got to talk about his having a vasectomy all the time. Um, what guy wants to talk about their vasectomy all over the internet? This guy has just no personal boundaries at all.

[JMarie]

So going back through XGG's archives, I found out we missed the baby shower!

Can I just say I get squicked out thinking of XGG having relations with ANYONE!

I wonder if the church friends will ask for their presents to be returned. I mean, c'mon, it's been four months since the shower and still no baby.

[Closed Womb]

I wonder if the church friends will ask for their presents to be returned. I mean, c'mon, it's been four months since the shower and still no baby.

Based on how few things are purchased off her baby registry, I'd say she doesn't have many gift giving friends.

[gulag]

This guy is really the master of TMI.

TMI? Three Mile Island?