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Whilst looking through the comments on Zsu's gun control = holocust post, I came across a comment by a young miss that goes by the name of Heidi. Turns out she had just posted something similar on her blog. Needing a good face-palm for the day, I decided to take a looksie. Turns out she is a newly married maiden expecting her first blessing. He blog starts out about lecturing about the ins and outs of cloth diapering, which is funny considering she doesn't even have a blessing yet. Then I hit what I came for, and it was gold, pure snark-worthy gold. The title: America in Bondage. Supply and Demand! Supply and Demand! For what you ask? Aborted fetuses.

That's right, murdered children. It turned out to be quite a hodgepodge of crazy.

First she starts with her opinion on the whole shooting in Denver

With all this talk of the Denver shooting at the movie opening of Batman: Dark Man Rises, in my opinion a down right PLOY to distract Americans from what's happening behind closed doors; as well as from things happening around the world

Yes folks, it was all a ploy. As was the "coverup of the Trevon Martin shooting", 9-11, and Columbine. Why you may ask?

Do I believe that the "dark" side targets individuals to create these stories and blows them out of proportion for deeper reasons? Oh yes I do. Do I think this mass killing in Denver is covering something up and has a deeper reason behind this inflated story? That's right. I believe the deeper reason is to try to take our right to Bear Arms Amendment away?

And, it gets better (and by better I mean stupid)

I even have my own theory that the Government targets certain people to cause a disasters creating stories for reasons to make America a more communist country, to start wars in between our nation, to put fear in it's people, and control us with the news media.

Then she goes off on a mini-rant about TVs being evil, and where did she get this idea.......

Do my husband and I watch tv? No we don't. My husband and I don't even have cable and haven't since we got married! We actually gave up television after hearing a sermon over the internet from a firey preacher named Steven Anderson through youtube: The Sorcery of Television. Now, we have never heard this pastor before but were referred to him by a friend since we wanted a more hell fire preacher than the pastors of the churchs we attended.

Ladies and Gents, I think we are looking at Zsu, the early years.

Now while researching this, she came across the oft snarked on "OMG Pepsi puts Aborted Baby Fetuses in their Stuff!!!!11!!!"

Upon trying to dig up any information I could find on the cover up of the Denver shooting, I came across a linked article from March indicating that PepsiCo, Nestle, and Kraft (FOOD PRODUCTS) are containing Aborted Fetal Cells.

I won't quote the whole cray cray (and flat out wrong science, I would know I've used these cells in the past) but she posts a rant about for HEK-293 cells, but seems unable to understand that when they say the new flavor enhancers are developed using HEK-293 cells, that means they are tested on HEK-293 cells, they are made in a test tube. She then goes on to list every product by Pepsico that has been manufactured in the aborted fetus cells, hence further demonstrating that she knows nothing about the topic. Even if these flavor enhancers could be made in HEK-293 cells (which they can't) it would take a bioreactor the size of the Hoover Damn to produce enough for all those products.

Then there is something I really want to snark on but can't for reasons I can't get into on a public board but, let us just say it proves she is an idiot who knows not of which she speaks.

She ends with an awesome pic of a baby over a can of Pepsi.

hredwards2011.blogspot.com/2012/07/america-in-bondage.html

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Certs breath mints? I can't eat certs breath mints anymore?

I like this: "Sign this petition against Planned Parenthood as this is the gateway to cannibalism and where murders are free to leave. I did." What the fuck does that even mean?

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I can't believe anyone honestly believes that load of crazy. I honestly feel very sorry for her as the world as she perceives it must be terrifying.

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hredwards2011.blogspot.com/2012/07/answered-prayer.html

Would you look at the self righteous condescension dripping off of this one? She uses the announcement of her second pregnancy after a miscarriage to point out how absolutely ungodly fertility treatments are.

No clomid, No IVF, No running to the doctors. I concieved solely through faith in my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

And let me tell you, I am 100% against anyone who uses any fertility method other than the conventional way. There is no such thing as being infertile. The Lord opens and closes the womb.

She conceived her first child within EIGHT MONTHS of getting married, but she totally deserves a shiny gold star for her perseverance. I'd love to see her tell a couple who couldn't get pregnant after 8 years of marriage that there is no such thing as infertility :roll:

She almost got an associate's degree...but then she got married! Clearly marriage is an insurmountable barrier to higher education.

Also, deciding how many children one will have is of the devil, but they plan to have more than 5, maybe 10. Birth control is abortion...get the facts!!

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hredwards2011.blogspot.com/2012/07/answered-prayer.html

Would you look at the self righteous condescension dripping off of this one? She uses the announcement of her second pregnancy after a miscarriage to point out how absolutely ungodly fertility treatments are.

She conceived her first child within EIGHT MONTHS of getting married, but she totally deserves a shiny gold star for her perseverance. I'd love to see her tell a couple who couldn't get pregnant after 8 years of marriage that there is no such thing as infertility :roll:

She almost got an associate's degree...but then she got married! Clearly marriage is an insurmountable barrier to higher education.

Also, deciding how many children one will have is of the devil, but they plan to have more than 5, maybe 10. Birth control is abortion...get the facts!!

For being all of what 21? 22? she sure does seem to know a lot about how the world works. It is like looking back in time and seeing a young Zsu.

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No clomid, No IVF, No running to the doctors. I concieved solely through faith in my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Yay, conceiving solely by faith! That's the second documented immaculate conception right there for you!

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You know what her ramblings remind me of? Have you ever listened to a 3 year-old decide they want to tell you a story, but soon run out of steam and start looking around the room for things to throw into their story? That's just what she sounds like. It's like she gets an idea, thinks about how to make it more dramatic and scary, and just runs with it. No need to support your argument with facts if you throw Jesus's name in it enough.

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The typeface and colour! It's one of the worst to read. Blegh.

Oh and the crazy. I can't even.

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For being all of what 21? 22? she sure does seem to know a lot about how the world works. It is like looking back in time and seeing a young Zsu.

In fact, she is 23 :) She is 2.5 years older than her husband, which would make him all of 19 when they got married, and she describes him as "timid" on the blog. Guess that makes it pretty clear who wears the pants in their household. I would say she reminds me of a young Zsu, but I don't think even Zsu was that self-righteous at that age. She was still taking a lot of her cues from PP, but this chick stands firm on her own opinions.

She's more like a Zsu protege. Assuming that Zsu reads any other blogs, I could totally see her looking over Heidi's and just glowing with pride. If she's like this now, she will be downright frightening in 15 or 20 years :shock:

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Oh man, I love when there's pride before the fall and all that. Her first fall: she has no idea what motherhood will be like. As clearly evidenced by her cloth diaper semi-rant, semi-love-letter; I cloth diaper... seriously there's no reason to be so uppity about it. it's a poop catcher and no one gives two shits what you think about diapering.

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In fact, she is 23 :) She is 2.5 years older than her husband, which would make him all of 19 when they got married, and she describes him as "timid" on the blog. Guess that makes it pretty clear who wears the pants in their household. I would say she reminds me of a young Zsu, but I don't think even Zsu was that self-righteous at that age. She was still taking a lot of her cues from PP, but this chick stands firm on her own opinions.

She's more like a Zsu protege. Assuming that Zsu reads any other blogs, I could totally see her looking over Heidi's and just glowing with pride. If she's like this now, she will be downright frightening in 15 or 20 years :shock:

23! Well, I take it all back then! She has clearly earned that chip on her shoulder.

Just like Zsu she already has her put up her justification on why it is totes OK for her to sit in judgment of others (it's in the middle of the ivf rant). Somehow I have a feeling once she realizes that she is now being judged, she is going to shit a brick.

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Oh, I think this one is the best:

hredwards2011.blogspot.com/2012/07/pregnancy-update-danger-of-pregnancy.html

Science has come a long way but is it ALWAYS used for good? No. Science is mainly used for bad ungodly wicked things such as: stem cell research, cloning, vaccines, fertility methods, experimentaion, etc.

God never says that we are to never judge. But he does say "Judge not that ye be judged."

:doh:

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Oh, I think this one is the best:

hredwards2011.blogspot.com/2012/07/pregnancy-update-danger-of-pregnancy.html

Damn, she is on to us. She has just outed the most tightly held secret in all of science. You can't pass your quals in grad school without first justifying how you will use your work for bad, ungodly, wicked things.

God never says that we are to never judge. But he does say "Judge not that ye be judged."

:doh:

Uh, actually, I think it was Jesus who said that nitwit.

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No clomid, No IVF, No running to the doctors. I concieved solely through faith in my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Nope! You conceived (I before E blah blah blah) solely through fucking your husband.

And let me tell you, I am 100% against anyone who uses any fertility method other than the conventional way. There is no such thing as being infertile.

Oh...OH? I can't even with this stupid.

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They can pry my fetus-Pepsi Next out of my cold dead hands! Oh, am I going to hell that "sour Patch Kids" being on the list made me laugh? Sour Patch Kids have aborted fetuses in them...OMG, I'm going to die! (hey, then they can take my Pepsi Next!)

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Alright, who is this? :lol:

Elaine Cragen August 1, 2012 8:32 PM

Did you know that you can purchase aborted fetus for $6.99 per lb.? All you have to do is knock on the backdoor of any local abortion clinic and ask!

Seriously, if you have never tasted aborted fetus, don't knock it 'til you try it! Delish! I prefer mine in a stir-fry with broccoli, carrots and a honey-teryaki glaze. Want the recipe?

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Woman who concieved through fertility drugs/methods.

I remember encountering women who would post all kinds of dates of failed attempts, extracted eggs, implanted eggs, woman struggling with clomid, and sadly; women who were controlling the number of children they had.

At that moment I realized, I was befriending and conversating with ungodly wicked women.

There were inappropriate postings about the bedroom, complaining about husband's, women pregnant by men they were not married to, girls under the ages of 15, and women of all different religions than mine. Let me tell you, there is a definent rise in wiccan and atheism.

Not to mention revealing their nakedness of their bodies by posting pictures of their bellies nude or in bras and panties. It was like a porno site!

Most disgustingly, women who were trying to concieve after an abortion.

I just couldn't help myself, so I clicked on the "Pregnancy Update & The Danger of Pregnancy Websites" section of the blog. The above is her *charming* view of other women on pregnancy website discussion boards :shock: . There is no crazy that justifies the kind of loathing, hatred, and utter lack of compassion that she shows here. Definitely a Zsu wanna-be.

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It's too bad she didn't stay in school long enough to learn to spell. She has a long, long road ahead of her.

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They can pry my fetus-Pepsi Next out of my cold dead hands! Oh, am I going to hell that "sour Patch Kids" being on the list made me laugh? Sour Patch Kids have aborted fetuses in them...OMG, I'm going to die! (hey, then they can take my Pepsi Next!)

Ha, you think you're going to hell? I have so much demon juice I'm practically satan himself :twisted:

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