This place makes BYU look liberal

[chiccy]

Wow, this place is outrageous.

From the reviews:

"The campus is terrible. Fences with barbed wire surround the premisise."

Holy shit--barbed wire? This place is a concentration camp!

From the rule list:

"Hats may only be worn outdoors, but NOT at outdoor sporting events.

You must wear a belt at all times.

"Shelf Cuts," hair touching the ears, sideburns past the middle of the ear, bangs over the eyes, and hair touching the collar are not allowed.

Except for collegian sports, men must wear "dress sweats" for any athletic activity where women are present.

Multi-colored polo shirts and khakis are acceptable "afternoon" dress (see the "Who's Who" section of the latest yearbook for examples); note, though, that this also applies to Saturday mornings, in which case the morning is converted to "afternoon" for clothing purposes. Sunday afternoon, though, is not "afternoon" for clothing purposes.

You may not allow the end of your belt to hang down from the belt-loops resembling a phallus. LOLOLOL

If you are still in bed (at the time of room check)you may receive demerits for not having your bed made (although it is acceptable to make your bed, go back to sleep on top of the made bed while your floorleader is checking room jobs, and then crawl back under the covers after the floorleader exits the room. However, you must wait until the floorleader crosses the threshold before actually beginning to "crawl" back under the covers).

After bed-time ("lights out:" 11:00 every day, including weekends) you may receive demerits for talking, taking your contacts out, having your feet on the floor (or possibly suspended a few inches from the floor), being in the bathroom, or basically doing anything but lying in bed.

No extra studying during exams. (Oh, well that makes sense.)

Wall decorations (posters, etc) must be hung by pinning them from string to the corner of the wall and ceiling. There is no officially approved adhesive or "sticky tack."

Any unused mattresses in a room must be covered with sheets, apparently provided by you.

You may not put up a picture of unmarried people in physical contact unless they are "little kids." (these are sold in the bookstore).

You may not sing "too loud" during prayer group.

The blinds in your room must be closed after dusk.

You may not open your window.

You may not adjust your thermostat.

You may not wipe "boogers" on the wall. This is being cracked down on.

A student must "scan out" at the campus computers, notifying the school of exactly where he intends to go off-campus.

If the intended destination is not listed on the computer, the student must obtain a permission pass from various staff at designated times. This is also applicable if you wish to leave campus on a Sunday.

You may not go to Cordova Mall after 5:00 p.m.

There are a myriad of restaurants the students are not allowed to go to, although faculty and staff frequent them (more specifics on campus).

No more than twenty students may meet off-campus without specific permission.

Males and Females are to use separate public beaches and may not go to the popular Pensacola Beach or to the nearby Boardwalk.

You may not go to a public library.

You may not go onto the campus of any other college in the Pensacola area.

Women are not allowed to hold off campus jobs. (All school jobs during the year pay minimum wage or below)

The Publishers Clearing House contest application has a sticker for Playboy and is not allowed

The BMG or Columbia House music club catalogs are not allowed

There is to be NO [...]

Eating food purchased off-campus in a public area. (What? Why not??)

Playing of instruments (of any kind) in your room, or outside.

Horseplay. This is completely subjective and can be for anything from loudness to throwing a pillow.

"Indirect Horseplay." This appears to be watching "horseplay" from a distance without doing anything to stop it/being entertained by it.

Disrespect or "bad attitude." :eusa-naughty:

Lying or any form of deception (widely interpreted and applicable only to students).

"Obscene" language. This includes the terms "suck" or "sucks."

Possession or use of tobacco/alcohol/controlled substances (includes glue). (Because Jesus hates glue.)

Duplicating keys (for those of you who brought down your key-duplicator machine).

Writing or distributing unauthorized literature. (No writing allowed at this college.)

All music, speaking, skits, or public/semi-public performances of any kind must be passed by the administration. This includes collegian meetings, Sunday school, Student Body, etc.

You must follow all usher instructions. (ooh, fear the ushers)

Finally there is IMPROPER PROCEDURE, which is a catch-all for anything you do which they don't want you to do, but hadn't thought of making it a rule yet.

[contrary]

what the hell are dress sweats?

[contrary]

do they have pleated fronts?

hahahaha. cracking self up. i need some of these for work, whatever they are.

[CynicMom]

I think I'd like to walk around PCC looking everyone in the eye, then accusing them of Occular Rape if they reciprocate. But then, I'm feeling a bit bitchy today.

What do you want to bet the result is that girls must have their eyes on the floor at all times a man is present, lest they violate the rule.

[Kitty]

I just read all the rules listed above to my boyfriend, who discovered Pensacola Concentration Camp yesterday. Two of the rules sound silly but make sense (the belt one, and the duplicating keys one), but the rest.... holy shit.

He thinks the place is craayyyzeee.

[galaxygirl]

"Obscene" language. This includes the terms "suck" or "sucks."

Well, this just fucking sucks ass.