Michael Pearl's Corn Fest Fun

[TeCha]

I was talking about the man who had enough space between each tooth for another 2 teeth. He also looked like an understudy for the Hatfields and McCoys.

the 12th pic in. I would tinypic it but can't bring myself to do it.

Isn't that Shalom Pearl's husband, Justin Brand?

[uber frau]

Michael Pearl is one sick fucker. That is all.

[clarinetpower]

Further on in the article, he describes the kind things the kids were doing with their siblings, and says "where do you find such Godly behavior in this world?" or something like that. (Paraphrased).

Um, my kids. My daughter is the kindest, most thoughtful kid I know. She would definitely carry her sister over rocks so it wouldn't hurt her feet. And she wears pants, short skirts, has short (pageboy) hair, and is most definitely not a fundie. When there were problems with a mean girl at school, she just couldn't comprehend why this girl would act this way.

Guess what, Michael Pearl--there are kind people in the world who are not a part of your apple-themed smutfest church.

*still shuddering*

[GatorGutCasserole]

Michael Pearl is one sick fucker. That is all.

But... he cannot get it up anymore and you can take that for granted. YET, he's unable to face it and develop wisdom and humor instead of desperate pervertedness. No, he won't give up. I can only imagine what he does to his wife in bed just to prove he's man enough. I would not endure that for eternal salvation.

I'd rewrite Rihanna's song for him. Come here mean old fuck, can you get it up? Come here old sick dirt, is it big enough? And so on. (The disrespect here is meant for perverted people only, not advanced aged, wise people that you can respect and listen to. )

Edited -typos, darn typos

[debrand]

7th picture in. Shoshanna looks like she's posing for the camera, suggesting some deep throat action.

This is the daughter Michael Pearl bragged about doing some sort of sex dance to her husband at her wedding reception in front of surprised guests before they rode off bareback supposedly to finish things off in a private venue. Must find that article and quote it.

And whoever took that photo knew that the photo was suggestive.

[donks]

Where can we read about the Fundie Sex Dance? LOL, I have gotta see this!

[GatorGutCasserole]

Where can we read about the Fundie Sex Dance? LOL, I have gotta see this!

I'd get a hood on, sneak all the way to the alley at night, or get high on my MIL's Paxil and scotch while watching that. That would bring my college days back. :D

(BTW, is getting the dentures out part of the ritual? Or they dance to 'You can leave your dentures in?)

[donks]

I read that with a British accent... Are you British? lol

[clarinetpower]

But... he cannot get it up anymore and you can take that for granted. YET, he's unable to face it and develop wisdom and humor instead of desperate pervertedness. No, he won't give up. I can only imagine what he does to his wife in bed just to prove he's man enough. I would not endure that for eternal salvation.

I'd rewrite Rihanna's song for him. Come here mean old fuck, can you get it up? Come here old sick dirt, is it big enough? And so on. (The disrespect here is meant for perverted people only, not advanced aged, wise people that you can respect and listen to. )

Ick.

Thanks for that image. :roll:

[GatorGutCasserole]

I read that with a British accent... Are you British? lol

Nope I wish, I book your comment as a compliment even if it wasn't meant to be positive :lol:

[donks]

LOL it wasn't meant as a put-down. The way it was written seemed to just 'be British'.

No offense to anyone who is British, I love the British accent! :D

[GatorGutCasserole]

LOL it wasn't meant as a put-down. The way it was written seemed to just 'be British'.

No offense to anyone who is British, I love the British accent! :D

English isn't even my native language and my English gets a bit tacky from time to time, like when I'm upset, in a hurry, god forsake wasted. So, you have made my day.

[donks]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[chiccy]

I found the thing about the wedding...at least I think. nogreaterjoy.org/articles/the-wedding/ Here is the part about the sex dance:

After the cake cutting and more picture taking, when we all thought it was all over, Shoshanna persuaded James to sing a love song to her while she slowly danced around him. Now, you know we don’t believe in dancing, as is commonly done at weddings, but this was beautiful. After James was well salivated, she reached up and passionately threw her flowered crown from her head. Hand in hand they ran across the hill to their waiting…no, not steed…car this time. And away they drove.

And here is a lovely postscript explaining why they are not legally married:

Postscript

None of my daughters or their husbands asked the state of Tennessee for permission to marry. They did not yoke themselves to government. It was a personal, private covenant, binding them together forever—until death. So when the sodomites have come to share in the state marriage licenses, which will eventually be the law, James and Shoshanna will not be in league with those perverts. And, while I am on the subject, there will come a time when faithful Christians will either revoke their state marriage licenses and establish an exclusively one man-one woman covenant of marriage, or, they will forfeit the sanctity of their covenant by being unequally yoked together with perverts. The sooner there is such a movement, the sooner we will have a voice in government. Some of you attorneys and statesmen reading this should get together and come up with an approach that will have credibility and help to impact the political process. Please contact me when you do and I will assist with publicity.

Michael Pearl

...See also the details of the reception (pie auction) and the ceremony, which involved lots of virginal young maidens on horseback. A strange affair indeed.

[GatorGutCasserole]

This forum is a damn bonanza. A feast. Oh my goodness!!! I had lurked around here for a year or so but I never expected it to be THIS good. The sodomites! Wow. Oh my gosh, you guys blow my mind everyday.

[debrand]

His gleeful description of his daughter's dance is creepy. :o

[clarinetpower]

And here is a lovely postscript explaining why they are not legally married:

Postscript

None of my daughters or their husbands asked the state of Tennessee for permission to marry. They did not yoke themselves to government. It was a personal, private covenant, binding them together forever—until death. So when the sodomites have come to share in the state marriage licenses, which will eventually be the law, James and Shoshanna will not be in league with those perverts. And, while I am on the subject, there will come a time when faithful Christians will either revoke their state marriage licenses and establish an exclusively one man-one woman covenant of marriage, or, they will forfeit the sanctity of their covenant by being unequally yoked together with perverts. The sooner there is such a movement, the sooner we will have a voice in government. Some of you attorneys and statesmen reading this should get together and come up with an approach that will have credibility and help to impact the political process. Please contact me when you do and I will assist with publicity.

Michael Pearl

So, if her "husband" is terminally ill, will she be barred from visiting him in the hospital since they are not legally married?

[debrand]

So, if her "husband" is terminally ill, will she be barred from visiting him in the hospital since they are not legally married?

What happens if he leaves her to actually marry another woman? Would she have any property rights?

[AnnoDomini]

Silly little heathen woman, godly couples don't have marital or health problems.

[GatorGutCasserole]

Silly little heathen woman, godly couples don't have marital or health problems.

Mullet and Jimbo are proof of this.

[debrand]

Slightly off topic but it does indicate how sexually screwed up Pearl is.

Once during a trip to Memphis with our family, I recalled seeing on a downtown street a half-dressed woman being jerked around and slapped by a man in a pink suit.

“She’s a prostitute,†Dad told us. “He’s a pimp. She works for him, selling her body to lascivious men who will burn in hell, so that she can continue to buy drugs to satisfy her addiction. God hates prostitution and pornography, kids. It destroys lives and families.†We kids stared in horror at the man and woman who were now stumbling into a building with neon signs and blacked out windows.

Rebekah is talking about a trip with her dad. The big brave man did not offer to help the woman(who may or may not have been a prostitute). He did not call the police, nor did he explain to his children how evil it is to hurt another person. He didn't even express shock. Instead, he talked to his kids about pornography. I've often wondered how he knew to take his kids to that building or what was going on inside.

http://nogreaterjoy.org/articles/safegu ... d-training

[Koala]

He is a sick son of a bitch, and the "games" at the event were absolutely beyond the pale...

[GatorGutCasserole]

http://nogreaterjoy.org/articles/safegu ... d-training

No sympathy whatsoever. Pointing fingers and soaking up someone's suffering in satisfaction. Wonderful christian attitude.

[chiccy]

If dancing is not allowed because it incites lust, then how the hell is this acceptable?

Shoshanna persuaded James to sing a love song to her while she slowly danced around him. Now, you know we don’t believe in dancing, as is commonly done at weddings, but this was beautiful. After James was well salivated, she reached up and passionately threw her flowered crown from her head.

So they "don't believe in dancing, as is commonly done at weddings," but Shoshanna's "slowly [dancing] around [her groom]" until he is "well salivated" is OK? More acceptable, even? WTF.

[Sola]

If dancing is not allowed because it incites lust, then how the hell is this acceptable?

So they "don't believe in dancing, as is commonly done at weddings," but Shoshanna's "slowly [dancing] around [her groom]" until he is "well salivated" is OK? More acceptable, even? WTF.

Sounds like a lap dance.