Michael Pearl's Corn Fest Fun

[AnnoDomini]

Slightly off topic but it does indicate how sexually screwed up Pearl is.

Rebekah is talking about a trip with her dad. The big brave man did not offer to help the woman(who may or may not have been a prostitute). He did not call the police, nor did he explain to his children how evil it is to hurt another person. He didn't even express shock. Instead, he talked to his kids about pornography. I've often wondered how he knew to take his kids to that building or what was going on inside.

http://nogreaterjoy.org/articles/safegu ... d-training

Oh yeah I just read that and it makes me so mad! Good Samaritan he ain't. He made so many assumptions too, from assuming she was a prostitute to assuming why she did it. She could have been a single mother working to provide her child a better life. A child she may have conceived out of wedlock and decided to have anyway instead of having an abortion.

But no matter if she was or wasn't a prostitute, had an addiction, a kid or an abortion, there is NO excuse for just sitting there judging her and not helping!

Another 'gem' I found, from his article addressing 'if the worst happens' (meaning if/when your kid does anything remotely sexual):

Girls do not just grow into sexual interest and passion. They must be conditioned to it by some outside influence. But boys develop sexual passion by just going through puberty.

http://nogreaterjoy.org/articles/when-t ... t-happens/

[donks]

Salivated? SALIVATED? WTF? He's talking about his daughter and her sorta-husband. He's really one to be calling others perverts, isn't he?

This dude is way beyond creepy.

[SamuraiKatz]

Eww...gross! I think I need the brain bleach after this!

[ladypuglover]

Salivated? SALIVATED? WTF? He's talking about his daughter and her sorta-husband. He's really one to be calling others perverts, isn't he?

This dude is way beyond creepy.

I made the mistake of taking a short nap this afternoon and I had a dream about this "wedding". I woke up feeling like I had had one of the worst nightmares ever. I didn't dream anything extra but just about the wedding and watching her father get off on it left me feeling sick. Zsuzsu, if you read this thread, this man is what you could call a pervert. :evil:

[Koala]

Salivated? SALIVATED? WTF? He's talking about his daughter and her sorta-husband. He's really one to be calling others perverts, isn't he?

This dude is way beyond creepy.

Damn straight. It sounds like HE was the one salivating.

[JesusFightClub]

If I saw someone being hit in public you can bet I'd do something about it which would not involve a moral lecture about her sin to other onlookers then walking on by. How can someone call themself Christian and behave like such scum?

Yeah, arsehole, God told you to walk past when you see someone in pain and fear because, after all, that person is just a dirty whore who only exists to provide your Godly family with an object lesson. OH WAIT THE NEW TESTAMENT

[uber frau]

[quote="chiccy" So when the sodomites have come to share in the state marriage licenses, which will eventually be the law, James and Shoshanna will not be in league with those perverts.

[emmyfair]

Oh... so glad my life has nothing to do with that garbage ... Michael Pearl is totally insane.

[Guest Anonymous]

[quote="chiccy" So when the sodomites have come to share in the state marriage licenses, which will eventually be the law, James and Shoshanna will not be in league with those perverts.

This makes me laugh. Until such time as the state of Tennessee sees fit to legalise gay marriage (and I'm not holding my breath), James and Shoshanna's union will be unrecognised. Kind of like, you know, those 'sodomites'.

[thoughtful]

He really is a piece of work.

With apologies for bringing up more bodily functions and fluids - every dish at that event had to have corn in it (other than the dangling sexy-time apples)?

Must have been a fun time for everyone's digestive systems, and for anyone who has blood sugar issues -- that's a lot of corn!

[valsa]

But... he cannot get it up anymore

Sure he can get it up- he just needs to keep a kid around that he can hit to get in the mood.

The kissing thing is weird. I have no problems with parents showing each other affection but Pearl seems to be enjoying the kids feeling uncomfortable a little too much. My dad used to do that too. He's grope my mother in front of me, like a piece of meat, specifically because he knew it pissed me off.

[doggie]

Oh yeah I just read that and it makes me so mad! Good Samaritan he ain't. He made so many assumptions too, from assuming she was a prostitute to assuming why she did it. She could have been a single mother working to provide her child a better life. A child she may have conceived out of wedlock and decided to have anyway instead of having an abortion.

But no matter if she was or wasn't a prostitute, had an addiction, a kid or an abortion, there is NO excuse for just sitting there judging her and not helping!

Another 'gem' I found, from his article addressing 'if the worst happens' (meaning if/when your kid does anything remotely sexual):

http://nogreaterjoy.org/articles/when-t ... t-happens/

I bet he had a woody the whole time watching woman get slapped around.

He is an idiot yes woman never get horny till someone teaches them. well it just shows out stupid he really is.

[GatorGutCasserole]

I would not have the courage to say that. THANKS! :) :P

[kayray]

I think it is important for adults (parents included) to continue to show intimacy toward each other even with kids around (not lewdness, but healthy physical affection and so on).

However, Pearl's "delight" in the discomfort to the kids is just odd.

Also, suggestively deep throating an apple and giving what is basically a clothed lap dance does not = modesty, no matter how you dress it up as pure corn-fest fun or totally cool since it is at her own wedding.

I find a lot of joy in thinking that the "perverts" as Pearl so likes to call them, should gay marriage be legalized where they are, will have greater legal rights than his own daughter and her not-really-husband. :dance: What does he really think would happen if gay marriage was legalized? I live somewhere where it has been legalized for a while now and the fires of hell have yet to pull the country into it's fiery clutches (indeed, it is Canada, so winter still tends to come every year). I also enjoy sharing my ability to get a marriage license with those "perverts", including my lovely brother and his fiance.

[quinoa mama]

I wonder if Michael and Debi Pearl are legally married. If the evil homosexuals get the right to marry in their state will they divorce so they don't have to share an institution with them?

Back to the Corn Fest blog: this is horrifying:

They end up taking bites out of each other’s faces, slick with who knows what.

This should really go into Michael's private erotic thoughts journal.

[GatorGutCasserole]

I think it is important for adults (parents included) to continue to show intimacy toward each other even with kids around (not lewdness, but healthy physical affection and so on).

However, Pearl's "delight" in the discomfort to the kids is just odd.

He was rolling around in their discomfort like a pig in mud and shit. He got what he wanted. His naive poor kids assumed they have something intimate going on. He convinced some women who have heard of impotent people before, that his dingdong is a broken toy YET he does all kinds of nasty shit to his wife(?) and ha ha ha, maybe they are not even legally married.

BTW whos the perv, 2 men or women who love each other and have sex in their bedroom alone, or a sorry ass old pig, who porks the shit out of his mummified wife in front of everyone.

[AnnoDomini]

And it's not the first time that vile man has taken amusement from his kids' discomfort. There was one bit in TTUAC where he recounted his methods of teaching the kids not to touch the stove (by touching their hands to the stove, no less, and saying 'hot'), and how, years later, he could make them drop their iced tea just by saying 'hot'.

[fundiefan]

I feel sick, and I only read the remarks here. I refuse to read anything directly from that whackjob.

[apple1]

And it's not the first time that vile man has taken amusement from his kids' discomfort. There was one bit in TTUAC where he recounted his methods of teaching the kids not to touch the stove (by touching their hands to the stove, no less, and saying 'hot'), and how, years later, he could make them drop their iced tea just by saying 'hot'.

Enough already. Give it up.

[clover_leigh]

Haha funny thing. I apparently get this magazine,No Greater Joy. I get a lot of magazines from fundie organizations and the like,because if they're free,it gives me a free opportunity to have snark material. However,I did NOT know that this was his magazine because I never looked at it until this issue. And yes,all this stuff was in there. The bobbing for apples..disgusting. Followed by some sort of coloring contest pictures,where kids color and decorate pictures about protecting themselves from molesters. Which Im assuming is just code for gays and liberals. Read some of the back issues that have built up over the last year,and pretty much every single issue has these same "Someone on the hill is watching you,so wear pantaloons so they wont be tempted to defraud you" coloring contests. Kind of creepy that they seem to be really preoccupied with that one subject.

[Mommy22alyns]

I think it is important for adults (parents included) to continue to show intimacy toward each other even with kids around (not lewdness, but healthy physical affection and so on).

However, Pearl's "delight" in the discomfort to the kids is just odd.

Also, suggestively deep throating an apple and giving what is basically a clothed lap dance does not = modesty, no matter how you dress it up as pure corn-fest fun or totally cool since it is at her own wedding.

I find a lot of joy in thinking that the "perverts" as Pearl so likes to call them, should gay marriage be legalized where they are, will have greater legal rights than his own daughter and her not-really-husband. :dance: What does he really think would happen if gay marriage was legalized? I live somewhere where it has been legalized for a while now and the fires of hell have yet to pull the country into it's fiery clutches (indeed, it is Canada, so winter still tends to come every year). I also enjoy sharing my ability to get a marriage license with those "perverts", including my lovely brother and his fiance.

ZOMG, you mean people aren't marrying toasters and donkeys???

[TeCha]

Since my heart attack [..] I squeeze the juices out of every day—study, teaching, ministry, kids, grandkids, gardening, knife throwing, clipping grass, grading the lanes, repairing the buildings, writing, eating (carefully), making love, laughing, and answering your letters. I have had to cut back on the rate or intensity of some of these, but I expect full recovery.

Michael Pearl publicized that he was "squeezing the juices out of every day" by doing his wife after his heart attack. Why make the audience wonder for even a fraction of a second what "full recovery" in that department would look like? Aren't some things are better left unsaid?

nogreaterjoy.org/articles/serious-as-a-heart-attack/

Here's a follow up a few months later. Maybe he didn't want anyone to get the wrong idea and think love-making was one of the things he needed to reduce his rate or intensity on for awhile.

Finally, don’t believe everything you read about heart disease. I am as far from impotence as I was at 25. Some things never quit or even slow down.

nogreaterjoy.org/articles/michael-update/

Keep it in your pants, MP, or at least keep it off off the worldwide web. All this sex focus just makes you look bad.

[Renting with Raggles]

Are James and Shoshanna aware that if James dies, his kids will be SOL? Since there is no legally recognized union between him and Shoshanna, the kids would not be able to collect Social Security survivors benefits or if they can, Shoshanna would have to jump through all sorts of hoops to do so. Michael Pearl should be shot for purveying such pig swill.

I reckon the whole refusal to participate in legal marriage is a way of giving Pearl greater control over his daughters and his sons-in-law. I believe that like Australia, a lot of American law is derived from English common law. Children of single mothers under this system belong solely to their female parent; fathers have few or no rights to custody/ visitation. Of course he's made sure that his daughters are unemployable, so if the marriage doesn't work out it's inevitable that the mum and kids will return to the Pearl home. He's essentially got his sons-in-law (or not in-law) by the short and curlies: they have to toe his party line or he could arrange it so they never see their kids again.

Oh yeah, and the whole salivating dance thing was freaked out sick.

[AnnoDomini]

Since my heart attack [..] I squeeze the juices out of every day—study, teaching, ministry, kids, grandkids, gardening, knife throwing, clipping grass, grading the lanes, repairing the buildings, writing, eating (carefully), making love, laughing, and answering your letters. I have had to cut back on the rate or intensity of some of these, but I expect full recovery. [...] Finally, don’t believe everything you read about heart disease. I am as far from impotence as I was at 25. Some things never quit or even slow down.

He feels the need to announce that he isn't impotent (oh, he is)? Has widdle Mikey been lurking? Also, he thinks announcing to all his followers that he's gettin' busy with Debi is modest?

[Nothing2CHere]

I wonder if Michael and Debi Pearl are legally married. If the evil homosexuals get the right to marry in their state will they divorce so they don't have to share an institution with them?

Back to the Corn Fest blog: this is horrifying:

They end up taking bites out of each other’s faces, slick with who knows what.

This should really go into Michael's private erotic thoughts journal.

In regards to the italicized: Um, I'm guessing apple juice and saliva. Perhaps some blood, if they are literally taking bites out of each other's faces. Oh boy, I'm all hot and bothered now, what about the rest of you?