Junior and Eric 3: TweedleTrumps Begging For Daddy's Attention

[GreyhoundFan]

[GreyhoundFan]

Oh Eric, nothing you say to Shamity will make daddy love you:

 

 

I wonder if the couple who tried to buy them dinner had tears in their eyes.

 

Edited August 16, 2022 by GreyhoundFan

[GreyhoundFan]

Junior looks like he's aged 10 years in the last few months.

 

 

[onekidanddone]

16 minutes ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Junior looks like he's aged 10 years in the last few months.

 

 

If Daddy doesn’t need money then why does he keep begging? Poor Junior Tweaking Pants still so desperate for Daddy’s love. 

[Audrey2]

Oh Junior I guess you're just too young to remember these commercials.

Your drug use is catching up to you.

[onekidanddone]

1 hour ago, Audrey2 said:

Oh Junior I guess you're just too young to remember these commercials.

Your drug use is catching up to you.

You are of course assuming Twitchy has any brain left.

Edited August 17, 2022 by onekidanddone

[Audrey2]

57 minutes ago, onekidanddone said:

You are of course assuming Twitchy has any brain left.

No I think it's already fried, along with his appearance. He might have started out with one, albeit probably a small one since he was Donald's son, but I think whatever brainy started with has been completely fried.

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

18 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Junior looks like he's aged 10 years in the last few months.

 

 

So if all these FBI agents think it's such a disgrace, then why aren't they quitting?  If I worked somewhere that was doing something I found so disgraceful, disgusting, outlandish, gross, unethical, whatever the word of the day on their Trump calendar happens to be, I would quit.  No paycheck is worth my dignity.  Also why do so many FBI agents have such free access to Junior?  Is he just out walking around in public with no security whatsoever and FBI agents are just coming up to him at the grocery store to say "Yo, Junior, keep it on the downlow because I don't want to lose my job, but I'm a Fibbie and I totally think it's disgraceful what the agency I work for is doing to your dad.  Sad."  Like is he at Baskin Robbins with Kim and somebody walks up and says, "Hey, Junior, keep it between us but man, I am so bummed out by what my bosses are doing.  Your dad is a great guy."  Are we supposed to believe he's wandering around a Shoe Carnival looking for a new pair of sneaks when a total stranger just blurts out "JUNIOR!  Yeah, me over here in the size 8 women's section!  I am OUTRAGED over what's happening to your dad!  I'm an agent and it's not like I'm gonna throw in my badge or anything but hey, I am on your side!"  Right.  Riiiiiight. 

[GreyhoundFan]

It appears Kimmy and Junior will need adjoining rooms in rehab:

 

[fraurosena]

Has the best ever come yet, Kimmie?

[GreyhoundFan]

Junior calls Liz a grifter, demonstrating once again that he has no sense of irony:

 

5 minutes ago, fraurosena said:

Has the best ever come yet, Kimmie?

Not until she kicks him to the curb.

[GreyhoundFan]

How it started and how it's going...

 

[GreyhoundFan]

They have her on because she fits their mold -- blond and vapid.

[GreyhoundFan]

Sad, but true:

 

Edited August 18, 2022 by GreyhoundFan

[GreyhoundFan]

Oh please:

 

[onekidanddone]

7 minutes ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Oh please:

 

Shouldn’t that be a good thing? Not shooting would mean we aren’t under attack 

[SPHASH]

5 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Oh please:

 

Uh Junior you don't have any friends.

[fraurosena]

Never mind.

Edited August 23, 2022 by fraurosena

[thoughtful]

Y'know, in a strange way, Junior has proven his ability to listen and be educated. He has fully embraced, practiced and used his father's, um . . . technique (for want of a better word) of making up anything he feels like saying, no matter how outrageous and dishonest, to try to get his own way.

 

[47of74]

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

On 8/22/2022 at 3:30 PM, GreyhoundFan said:

Oh please:

 

He TOTALLY has friends! They’re super good looking and when they’re not being SEALS they’re supermodels but no you can’t meet them because they all live in Canada! 
 

I can’t understand getting so bent out of shape that people want people to treat other people with dignity and respect. Assuming anything Junior claims is true (none of it is true) so what? The Navy isn’t going to skimp on the firearms training and drills for the SEALS so if there is more time spent in “diversity training” than firearm training and drills, that would mean there was/is a pretty damn big problem in the SEALS that is so huge and so malignant the people who oversee the program insist on dedicating more time to addressing it than to weaponry. 
 

And yet he’s still somehow not the stupidest Trump. 

[GreyhoundFan]

[GreyhoundFan]

Junior is still upset about student loan forgiveness. Not that he had to pay student loans like the rest of us:

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Junior is still upset about student loan forgiveness. Not that he had to pay student loans like the rest of us:

 

There isn't a firehose big enough or powerful enough to put out the flames from that fire D.L. Lee lit on Junior's ass. 

[GreyhoundFan]

You couldn't make this up: