Junior and Eric 3: TweedleTrumps Begging For Daddy's Attention

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

7 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

You couldn't make this up:

 

Tell us you’re the snitch without saying you’re the snitch. 

[Xan]

7 hours ago, AlmostSavedAtTacoBell said:

Tell us you’re the snitch without saying you’re the snitch. 

Online gossip sites have been saying that Kushner is the snitch and that Donald suspected and set him up.  Some of the documents that Kushner is said to have told about were moved.  If this is true, I wouldn't be surprised.  

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

6 hours ago, Xan said:

Online gossip sites have been saying that Kushner is the snitch and that Donald suspected and set him up.  Some of the documents that Kushner is said to have told about were moved.  If this is true, I wouldn't be surprised.  

I am just enjoying the hell out of knowing that they're all running around in an unfunny version of the movie Clue with everyone suspecting everyone and everyone playing games.  Too bad Tim Curry is not in good health because wouldn't he be incredible in a campy version of the post-White House Trump Family Circus as Jared?  

[GreyhoundFan]

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree:

[GreyhoundFan]

Shut up Kimmy. And how many caterpillars is she wearing as false eyelashes?

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Kimmy, the National Archives did ask. Over and over and over. Your orange lord and master refused to give them back. Oh, and lay off the Botox and lip injections, they make you look like a caricature.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Lara, get off your high horse. Or are you worried that your residence will be searched next?

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Oh honey, I worry that it's soon going to be too late for rehab for you:

 

[Dandruff]

4 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Oh honey, I worry that it's soon going to be too late for rehab for you:

 

Wonder how he feels about potential pardons for insurrectionists.

[GreyhoundFan]

Like I think like junior like needs to like get off like the blow like now because he like now like sounds like a teenage like girl.

 

And yes, when I was a teenager, I used the word "like" too much, along with totally, because I went to high school in the (like) early 1980s. I don't speak that way as an adult.

[GreyhoundFan]

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Like I think like junior like needs to like get off like the blow like now because he like now like sounds like a teenage like girl.

 

And yes, when I was a teenager, I used the word "like" too much, along with totally, because I went to high school in the (like) early 1980s. I don't speak that way as an adult.

I only do it when I want to annoy my kids, but I go full ValSpeak. 
 

Junior is such a moron. 

[GreyhoundFan]

Bless his heart...

 

[GreyhoundFan]

I can smell the booze and Axe body spray through the screen.

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

5 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

I can smell the booze and Axe body spray through the screen.

 

It's Friday AND we get a Jackass Junior/Contemptible Kim idiotic video?  How did we get so lucky? 

[fraurosena]

Isn’t it sad that a forty-something father of five is still behaving like a sad deprived-of-daddy’s-love teenager?

[GreyhoundFan]

I'd hate to live in the same neighborhood as Kimmy. I bet she's a LOUD neighbor.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Cringe level 100:

 

 

I guess she's auditioning to be Elaine in a remake of "Seinfeld".

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

8 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Cringe level 100:

 

 

I guess she's auditioning to be Elaine in a remake of "Seinfeld".

When my aunts would kick off their heels and dance at weddings, it was fun, charming, and life-affirming. They showed us that dancing is celebrating life and joy. Even as their bodies aged and became less mobile, they would still sit in chairs by the dance floor and move however they could with big smiles on their faces as they watched us carry on their legacy. 
 

Whatever Kim is doing is the exact opposite. 

[GreyhoundFan]

I need an airsick bag:

 

[Shrubbery]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

I need an airsick bag:

 

So basically „I wish my daddy found my girlfriend as attractive as he finds my sister because I feel that that would somehow validate all the questionable personal and professional choices I’ve made (Daddy why don‘t you love me???)“? 

[AnywhereButHere]

Oh god. I rarely listen to any of them, but damn, he sounds way too much like his father. Tone as well as content. Yuck. 

[GreyhoundFan]

[GreyhoundFan]

Junior looks like he's in his basement and just did a few lines of coke:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

It's too bad that junior doesn't seem to have any loved ones to stage an intervention. I feel really bad for his kids. I hope he isn't like this around them.