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Bro Gary Hawkins 11: Bro likes his food

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catlady

I see that he’s in NC, so no Red Weens In ME this time.  

@PumaLover, Rufus bless you for adopting your new chickens! 

@keepercjr, I did some chicken math this summer and went from three to five. The OG are done with egg laying, and the new ones are a little young so they should start by spring. 

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thoughtful

FJ:
Type and please spell your words correctly,
Don’t write ineptly, use your language tools!
Bro, when the gaps are strewn at random,
You lose your fandom, Gary, and they . . .

Bro Gary:
Oh! Rules! Rules! Rules! I'm so sick of rules!
I get rules all day through;
First from Him, now from you! Is that all nitpickers can do?

Don't talk of “some” being one word; that’s just absurd! So me!
I’ll spell my words as I desire, risking your ire, So me!

I can leave a big space in the middle of a word!
Maybe leave two! Maybe a third!
Anyone who's never been in school will tell you “Geez!
I get to spell as I please!”

Haven't the time to spell things right,
I’m in God’s light, so me! So me!
Writing of weens peeking through slime,
Spelling ain’t my sacred cow! So me now!

My apologies to Lerner, Lowe, Julie Andrews, Wendy Hiller, Audrey Hepburn, Marni Nixon, and anyone else who ever played Eliza Doolittle.

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Waffle Time
PumaLover

I'm cracking up at Jesse Jones weenys wife. It took me a minute to understand that was the brand. I thought Jesse Jones' wife made weenies. I was so confused!!

@keepercjr and @catlady our chicken math is out of control. We had I think 12 chickens and ducks last year and somehow we now have 42. And now since people know we have chickens, every time one needs a home they come to us! LOL funny thing is most of them are not even laying eggs. Some are old, some are young. In addition to being the Crazy Cat and Crazy Turtle Lady, I am now the Crazy Bird Lady too.

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keepercjr
55 minutes ago, PumaLover said:

Our chicken math is out of control. We had I think 12 chickens and ducks last year and somehow we now have 42. And now since people know we have chickens, every time one needs a home they come to us! LOL funny thing is most of them are not even laying eggs. Some are old, some are young. In addition to being the Crazy Cat and Crazy Turtle Lady, I am now the Crazy Bird Lady too.

OMG LOL.  You are clearly taking the advanced chicken math course!  One time I was chatting with your former boss (my neighbor) and he told me he like hearing our roosters crow.  I was thrown off for a second till I realized he must be talking about the egg laying call.  I don't have roosters as my hens are illegal as it is (though I would like one).  We live in a former county island so our lots are large (I have a little over 1/3 acre) and no neighbors mind thankfully.  I would honestly love to have that many chickens!  I want dairy goats too.

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Dandruff

I suspect Bro asked how to spell "some" and got a reply of "s, o", followed by a long gap (to give him time to process), then "m, e".

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Bro says "Spelling so badly that it makes no sense, that's just SO me!"

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Granwych
4 hours ago, keepercjr said:

OMG LOL.  You are clearly taking the advanced chicken math course!  One time I was chatting with your former boss (my neighbor) and he told me he like hearing our roosters crow.  I was thrown off for a second till I realized he must be talking about the egg laying call.  I don't have roosters as my hens are illegal as it is (though I would like one).  We live in a former county island so our lots are large (I have a little over 1/3 acre) and no neighbors mind thankfully.  I would honestly love to have that many chickens!  I want dairy goats too.

My hens make the “push egg out yell” too.  Unfortunately there is one or more egg eaters out of 8 so that’s cut back on eggs for us caretakers.  Plus it’s coming into molting time. 

Sometimes I think I’d like a rooster but then common sense and local regs take over.  It’s a good thing Grampwych is firm on “8 is enough.”  I’d like some Araucanas, the ones that lay pastel hued eggs. And some lilac Orpingtons. Maybe even a few Jersey Giants.

and Pygmy goats.  And donkeys. And a horse.  Maybe a few sheep.

i’ll  see myself to the  “dream barn.”

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One more!

FJ: You preach about this, you preach about that
You preach about everything under the sun
Then you misspell some words and you're making no sense,
And you're being a racist again.

When we think of the crap you spew,
Bro Gary: No, FJ! No, FJ!
FJ: And we think of the weens you chew,
Bro Gary: No, FJ!
FJ: We could barf in a pew!

Bro Gary: All I did was write “so me, so me,”
Patience bestow me, I love weens!
In the "holler" we spell like damn fools,
And we all homeskools, I love weens!

FJ: The best snark of our site
We were just fools to give to you!

Bro Gary: Alright, already, I can’t spell a damn lick
Alright, already, it's so, go know!
So so me, so me, patience bestow me. I love weens!

 

 

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