Lori Alexander, 11: No Junk in Her Trunk Because She's Godly

[mango_fandango]

What, so even if a husband was an abusive arse mentally, physically and emotionally, a woman should stay in the marriage? If a marriage doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. Sometimes splitting up is for the best. There is no way I'd stay in a loveless/hurtful marriage just for the sake of being married. Yes I DO value my own happiness.

Is this some kind of smoke-and-mirrors thing? She's feeling unhappy in her own marriage but leaving Ken would mean backing down from all the advice she's given and wouldn't fit in with her Godly image?

I don't understand Lori. At all. (Class-A asshat, of course, but her general psychology. IYSWIM.)

[polecat]

26 minutes ago, mango_fandango said:

What, so even if a husband was an abusive arse mentally, physically and emotionally, a woman should stay in the marriage? If a marriage doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. Sometimes splitting up is for the best. There is no way I'd stay in a loveless/hurtful marriage just for the sake of being married. Yes I DO value my own happiness.

Is this some kind of smoke-and-mirrors thing? She's feeling unhappy in her own marriage but leaving Ken would mean backing down from all the advice she's given and wouldn't fit in with her Godly image?

I don't understand Lori. At all. (Class-A asshat, of course, but her general psychology. IYSWIM.)

 

She's Christie Masters: a high school mean girl who never grew up. 

Only meaner. 

[Imrlgoddess]

pssstttt! 

 

Hey ya'll, did you know Lori's post went VIRAL????? 

I mean not the bad kind like the VD those yucky feminists are always catching and spreading around, but the good kind like the attention getting kind that every single woman on Earth loves but should try to fight, ya know...because, modesty.

[Free Jana Duggar]

Lori's misuse of Scripture is mindblowing.  She loves to quote 1 Peter 3:1 to keep wives silent and causing them to put up with unnecessary crap.  So, here is some info. for her.  1Peter 3:1 refers to a husband who is an unbeliever.  In other words, be quiet and don't nag your husband about believing in Christ or going to church etc... Just be a good example to him.  It does not mean that wives have to be quiet and take abuse or put up with porn or adultery.  

And hey Lori,   The end of that passage in verse 7 says, "Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers."     So one could take that to mean if a husband mistreats his wife, God doesn't hear his prayers.  Ouch!

[Granwych]

6 hours ago, kpmom said:

She'd have to remove that stick up her butt first, though.

Stick?  It's more like a telephone pole, and it's firmly cemented in place.

[louisa05]

A relative, who is a sweet woman but dumber than a box of rocks, has discovered Lori's FB page and now my newsfeed is full of her sharing the pictures of the stupid shit written on the notebook paper. 

I am an evil feminist who did not live with my husband until we were married. We don't have children because life just did not work out that way and we also feel that having kids you cannot financially support is an extremely bad idea. 

He cleans the house almost entirely because he likes doing it and is a perfectionist about it (if I do it, he'll just do it again anyway). 

We are also extremely happily married. Even after going through all kinds of hell in the seven years we have been married including four lost jobs between us, underemployment (five years for him, six and counting for me), my father's cancer and my having to be a caregiver for my parents, and that is only part of it. 

Lori needs to take her miserable marriage (in the midst of seeming privilege) and shut the hell up. She has no idea how to have a strong, healthy relationship and her notion that no one can or should be happily marriage is a pile of steaming bullshit that damages people. 

[AlwaysDiscerning]

Anyone else having issues with Lori's new blog? For example, it will say 2 comments then you click on it and its actually 10 or the next time it will say 2 comments and its actually zero. Can't see new posts unless go through via her facebook. 

Also, she deleted someone named sid on facebook. Did anyone catch those comments before gone?

 

[Fascinated]

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4 ~ She is committed to purity. Where men have unrealistic expectations of how women should look because of pornography

Is anyone else sick to death of this pornography nonsense?  Men (all of them) watch pornography. All the time. And they (all) expect their womenfolk to look/act like the characters in the films. Jesus Christ. It is Lori and her ilk who are obsessed with pornography.  I don't know why but it makes me rage every time I read this shit. 

 

[feministxtian]

1 hour ago, Fascinated said:

Is anyone else sick to death of this pornography nonsense?  Men (all of them) watch pornography. All the time. And they (all) expect their womenfolk to look/act like the characters in the films. Jesus Christ. It is Lori and her ilk who are obsessed with pornography.  I don't know why but it makes me rage every time I read this shit. 

 

My husband does not watch porn. At all. Ever. And, my fat, old, droopy ass gets him going every time!

[polecat]

2 hours ago, Fascinated said:

Is anyone else sick to death of this pornography nonsense?  Men (all of them) watch pornography. All the time. And they (all) expect their womenfolk to look/act like the characters in the films. Jesus Christ. It is Lori and her ilk who are obsessed with pornography.  I don't know why but it makes me rage every time I read this shit. 

 

 

I'm sure the vast majority HAVE watched it at some point. But I absolutely disagree that they expect their women to look/act like porn stars. My husband (and every other man I've ever had the pleasure of knowing) has been perfectly happy with my non-porn star body and my normal, natural female responses (read: not particularly theatrical).  

If I were with a man who expected me to look like or act like a porn star, his ass would be shown the door. Hell, I can't even imagine an actual porn star would want to be in a relationship with a man who *expected* her to act like a porn star. There's a lot to be said for real.

[Granwych]

Haha, if I ever acted like a porn star, Grampwych  would bust a gut laughing and pee his pants.

[Fascinated]

13 minutes ago, Granwych said:

Haha, if I ever acted like a porn star, Grampwych  would bust a gut laughing and pee his pants.

I wouldn't know how to act like a porn star, having never watched one. 

[Granwych]

Just now, Fascinated said:

I wouldn't know how to act like a porn star, having never watched one. 

When Grampwych and I were first married, I asked him to bring one home (since I'd never seen one either.)  Honestly, that was the best laugh I'd had in ages, what with the ugly-ass performers, bad music, shaky filming, and so on.  I literally rolled off the couch in laughter.  (Must have been a really low budget film.)

[Fascinated]

Ok, this is TMI. But in high school once, when my parents were away, my brothers got their hands on a tape and I chanced to find myself standing outside the door and my eyes happened to, accidentally, watch it. First, don't ever watch a porn flick with your brothers. That is beyond disgusting. Second, don't watch a porn flick (when you are a young, naive girl) which features a spoon. Ok?  Ok. I think we are all in agreement.

[Imrlgoddess]

I wonder if they aren't lumping anything that's rated MA into porn? Or perhaps beyong PG? 

My ex had porn.....loads of it. I can't actually image folks like Josh Duggar or Ken or even Steven Anderson seeing something that is sold in very specific stores & not freaking out. Cinemax...eh, I think they'd blush, watch, reel, watch..maaayybe lose thier..... well, ya know...& run hide in shame. But actual porn? (Maybe what I consider porn)...nah bruh, I'm not believing it.

It's gotta be a fixation on slightly racy TV that offends so desperately

[feministxtian]

Back to Lori and farting...found this online:

http://gofitstayfit.com/12-facts-farting-probably-didnt-know/

Men fart more than women.

The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.

An average person farts around 14 times a day.

Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.

This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor.

Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.

Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.

Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.

If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.

Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.

Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.

Termites are animals which produce the most fart. Camels, zebras, sheep, cows, elephants, and dogs (especially labs and retrievers) follow next.

[molecule]

It really is a shame that Lori believes what she does. Her handwriting is spectacular, and it's sad to see such dreadful stuff written out so beautifully.

23 hours ago, AlwaysDiscerning said:

 Can't see new posts unless go through via her facebook. 

 

Yeah, what's up with that? 

[AlwaysDiscerning]

Another 5 star review for Lori's book is up. 

[polecat]

2 hours ago, AlwaysDiscerning said:

Another 5 star review for Lori's book is up. 

I wonder who she bribed to do this one.

[Hane]

19 hours ago, feministxtian said:

Back to Lori and farting...found this online:

http://gofitstayfit.com/12-facts-farting-probably-didnt-know/

 

The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.

 

Baloney. The word is found in Chaucer--The Miller's Tale, to be specific.

[Hisey]

8 hours ago, polecat said:

I wonder who she bribed to do this one.

One of those reviews is her long-time neighbor, a lady named Yrena or something. They are friends. 

[molecule]

Today's post is Lori complaining about the negative reviews of her book:

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They are the same people who have maligned me since I began blogging almost six years ago and they repeat the same false accusations over and over again. They have sites dedicated to slandering me. They follow me even when I comment on another’s blog and attack me there. They seem to know every detail of my life because they know details from every comment I have ever written on my blog. They have nothing better to do with their time than to cyber stalk and speak evil of others.

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We are in a battle, women. People hate the Truth and they always have. If they hated Jesus, they will hate all those who love the Lord and speak His Truth. 

Think she is wrong is the same as hating Jesus. Barf.

[feministxtian]

She quoted my review  I'm so proud!

[DutchMommy]

Oh goody! Lori made it to Bruce Gerencser's "Christians say the darnedest things" series (again).
https://brucegerencser.net/2016/10/christians-say-darnedest-things-woman-get-sammich-lori-alexander/

I love that man!

[FundieFarmer]

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