Jinger's Engaged to the Son of a Preacherman

[allthegoodnamesrgone]

18 minutes ago, Four is Enough said:

Well I hope Jinger gets a taste of big city life in Laredo.. and I hope she doesnt' get visited by her family, especially her parents, too often.

If they can get to Jill in Scary Cintril 'Murkia they can easily get to Laredo! 

[hollywood]

I seriously hope they go through with moving to his area. It would do jinger some good to get away from her cult at home. It helps you grow up to be away from family, even if she does visit every damn month like i'm sure she would.

[kupcake]

Even if she does get away from her family, which would be phenomenal, do we have any reason to believe that she won't continue to be the meek, humble, husband-serving wife of a preacher she's always been taught to be? Her fiance is still vehemently pro-life (or I guess pro-birth), anti-LGBTQA, and they stated that they're going to leave the size of their family up to god. 

Wouldn't it just be the best if she put on a pair of pants and danced the Charleston with a shot of Jamo for their first blog update? But my money's on some tater tot casserole YouTube uploads and another bajillion mini-fundies.

[hollywood]

4 minutes ago, kupcake said:

Even if she does get away from her family, which would be phenomenal, do we have any reason to believe that she won't continue to be the meek, humble, husband-serving wife of a preacher she's always been taught to be? Her fiance is still vehemently pro-life (or I guess pro-birth), anti-LGBTQA, and they stated that they're going to leave the size of their family up to god. 

Wouldn't it just be the best if she put on a pair of pants and danced the Charleston with a shot of Jamo for their first blog update? But my money's on some tater tot casserole YouTube uploads and another bajillion mini-fundies.

Never said anything about her beliefs changing. That I dont think will ever happen. Just saying it will do her some good to try to grow up.

[allthegoodnamesrgone]

Not everyone who starts out saying "we're leaving our number of kids up to God" really leaves it up to God, or they find God saying after 3 or 4 kids ENOUGH! The ones that I knew something was either very complicated with a pregnancy or a child was particularly challenging or mom was just DONE getting pregnant they said "that is all we were meant to have" Most people are crazy like MEEchelle and mama Bates, what ever her name is I can't remember off the top of my head, and has 19 kids. 

[nst]

1 hour ago, VelociRapture said:

New article:

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jinger-duggar-jeremy-vuolo-is-an-answer-to-my-prayers-w434728

Highlights -

1. No date has been set. Color me surprised for once.

2. They want a smaller wedding. Which, by Duggar standards, could mean anything less than like 1,000 people.

3. Jinger will move to Laredo after the wedding. To help with his Ministry. Or something. I'm kind of convinced she's just going to be there to look pretty and serve coffee, but I could be wrong. At least I hope I'm wrong and she's able to build a meaningful life there.

4. Proposal happened July 25 ontop of a building in NYC. So at least he thought to include a major city in his proposal since Jinger seems to like those.

5. They want kids. No idea how many. They plan to see, "what the Lord provides." Which is pretty much the same as leaving it up to God.

Snark is welcomed and encouraged. Discuss my lovelies.

was going to see if this was posted

They got an US weekly cover instead of a people cover 

color me NOT surprised - even people mag knows these two are not exciting news 

and I am thinking Jinger is GONNA shed massive tears leaving poor little Jessa unless they all follow her - which I think they will - I hope we don't see massive tears from Jinger i really do - and please Jinger no emotional I am not worthy crap 

a small wedding - who wants to go to it - I still predict October -and possibly instead of a 1000 because jinger can't handle the pressure - lets see 300 

 

[Bad Wolf]

Maybe a smaller wedding because Jill and Jessa got a lot of negative comments about their ridiculous gift list. Followed by ice cream in a November parking lot. Maybe Jeremy has seen classier weddings.

[hollywood]

I feel like Benessa will follow them using an excuse of Ben trying to learn to be a pastor from Jeremy or something

[nst]

6 minutes ago, Bad Wolf said:

Maybe a smaller wedding because Jill and Jessa got a lot of negative comments about their ridiculous gift list. Followed by ice cream in a November parking lot. Maybe Jeremy has seen classier weddings.

I don't think the gift list has anything to do with a smaller wedding - I think the smaller wedding is because the novelty of the tv show has worn off and Jinger can only handle something small.  While her big sisters were big personalities, Jinger by her own finance's admission is not a big personality.  I am sure if they invite 300 people - they will get over what $40,000 in gifts ( please don't send them anything ) 

2 minutes ago, hollywood said:

I feel like Benessa will follow them using an excuse of Ben trying to learn to be a pastor from Jeremy or something

that is a given and in someone's crystal ball 

at the very least A VSE 

 

[CoveredInBees]

22 minutes ago, nst said:

 a small wedding - who wants to go to it - I still predict October -and possibly instead of a 1000 because jinger can't handle the pressure - lets see 300 

I was thinking about this yesterday (I officially have no life!), there's going to come a point (assuming the majority of the kids go quiverfull) where a small wedding will be impossible.

Just think when it gets to Josie, and if you say each sibling has an average of 8 kids, Ma + Pa + Sibs + Spouses + Kids could be (counts on fingers) 182 guests just there and it's entirely possible that the oldest nieces and nephews could already have started reproducing by that point. That doesn't even include extended family/in laws etc. If a younger Duggar married a younger Bates that could be 400 people before you even get to friends............

Moving back to reality  I don't think we will see a smaller wedding until one of the boys marries, because then the onus is on the brides parents to arrange it all so the Duggars won't be 'hosting'. I think the draw of cashing in on gifts etc will be too much for Ma and Pa to let her have a small do, they need it to be something big (in their minds) to keep TLC on the hook.

 

[nst]

2 minutes ago, CoveredInBees said:

I was thinking about this yesterday (I officially have no life!), there's going to come a point (assuming the majority of the kids go quiverfull) where a small wedding will be impossible.

Just think when it gets to Josie, and if you say each sibling has an average of 8 kids, Ma + Pa + Sibs + Spouses + Kids could be (counts on fingers) 182 guests just there and it's entirely possible that the oldest nieces and nephews could already have started reproducing by that point. That doesn't even include extended family/in laws etc. If a younger Duggar married a younger Bates that could be 400 people before you even get to friends............

Moving back to reality  I don't think we will see a smaller wedding until one of the boys marries, because then the onus is on the brides parents to arrange it all so the Duggars won't be 'hosting'. I think the draw of cashing in on gifts etc will be too much for Ma and Pa to let her have a small do, they need it to be something big (in their minds) to keep TLC on the hook.

 

i really doubt by the time Josie gets married - all the older ones will a) care b ) be on a tv show anymore 

c) have to tow any lines d) Josie I am sure will become a nun or run away the moment she turns 18 and JB and Moochelle won't care 

 

[QuiverDance]

So a friend of mine saw like six Duggars at a Chick fil A in Alexandria, VA last night.  Jinger, Joy, and J'Chelle were there.  IDK who else.  No word on whether Jinger looked preggo.  (Kidding.  There is no chance, but the BI cracks me up.)  Just thought I'd share.  

[obiwanfreak]

Just now, QuiverDance said:

So a friend of mine saw like six Duggars at a Chick fil A in Alexandria, VA last night.  Jinger, Joy, and J'Chelle were there.  IDK who else.  Just thought I'd share.  

Makes sense.  Derick recently had a video on his Instagram of him, Jill, and Israel in a plane over Washington DC.

[JermajestyDuggar]

32 minutes ago, nst said:

i really doubt by the time Josie gets married - all the older ones will a) care b ) be on a tv show anymore 

c) have to tow any lines d) Josie I am sure will become a nun or run away the moment she turns 18 and JB and Moochelle won't care 

 

Oh no they will care if miracle baby goes wild and runs away. But Jordyn or Jenny? That's a different story. 

Man don't these people get tired of eating CFA? I know I get really tired of certain fast food places if I eat it all the time.

[Bad Wolf]

But CFA is wholesome Christian food.

[JermajestyDuggar]

1 minute ago, Bad Wolf said:

But CFA is wholesome Christian food.

Bigotry is pretty tasty. Although a little salty.

[Gobsmacked]

By the time Josie reaches 21 Meechelle will have shrunk away to nothing. The older kids will have a bazillion kids of their own. Jenny and Jordyn will have slipped away unnoticed via the back door and will be at college somewhere in Europe.

Joshly will own a successful porn company.

Anna will have met the real man of her dreams and be living quietly as a non-fundie Christian, happily organising the weekly flower rota in a humble church in faraway land.

The M kids will all be on the road to mega successful careers in their chosen fields.

Spurgeon will be know as Duncan. He and cousin Israel will be mega-rich DJs playing huge festivals worldwide.

JB will be happily ensconced in a cupboard in the Tator tot house, scrubbed up on highdays and holidays and wheeled out on an office chair then force fed banana cake.

[anotherone]

47 minutes ago, Gobsmacked said:

Joshly will own a successful porn company.

 

At least he will have a paying job. 

[Bad Wolf]

I like your predictions for Jenni and Jordan, and your Joshly idea is brilliant.

[VelociRapture]

1 hour ago, Gobsmacked said:

By the time Josie reaches 21 Meechelle will have shrunk away to nothing. The older kids will have a bazillion kids of their own. Jenny and Jordyn will have slipped away unnoticed via the back door and will be at college somewhere in Europe.

Joshly will own a successful porn company.

Anna will have met the real man of her dreams and be living quietly as a non-fundie Christian, happily organising the weekly flower rota in a humble church in faraway land.

The M kids will all be on the road to mega successful careers in their chosen fields.

Spurgeon will be know as Duncan. He and cousin Israel will be mega-rich DJs playing huge festivals worldwide.

JB will be happily ensconced in a cupboard in the Tator tot house, scrubbed up on highdays and holidays and wheeled out on an office chair then force fed banana cake.

You forgot a few!

- Ben still won't be capable of speaking in full sentences and won't be able to hold a Preaching job for that reason. Jessa, and her barely concealed contempt for her husband, will be keeping the family afloat thanks to a website she sets up where it's all videos of her flipping her hair back and forth. They and their other unfortunately named spawn will be living in whatever house Grandma Mary left for them before she finally collapsed under a pile of laundry and died.

- Jill and Derick will be running the least fun hostel in all of Sintral America. Luckily, it will be the most popular hostel - thanks to their daughters (Selah, Nazareth, and Zika - "It was such a lovely name the natives kept mentioning!") learning to cook actually nutritious and delicious local cuisine. 

(Whoever made a joke about them running the least fun hostel earlier - you're my hero.)

- Jinger and Jeremy will still be in Toledo, happily raising their four lovely children - Time, Rosemerry, Sinammon, and Beckham. Jeremy works as a Pastor, Jinger runs the attached coffee house that helps keep the Dill's hostel running, and the kids spend their free time handing out Jesus tracts outside Chick-Fil-A. 

[nst]

19 minutes ago, VelociRapture said:

You forgot a few!

- Ben still won't be capable of speaking in full sentences and won't be able to hold a Preaching job for that reason. Jessa, and her barely concealed contempt for her husband, will be keeping the family afloat thanks to a website she sets up where it's all videos of her flipping her hair back and forth. They and their other unfortunately named spawn will be living in whatever house Grandma Mary left for them before she finally collapsed under a pile of laundry and died.

- Jill and Derick will be running the least fun hostel in all of Sintral America. Luckily, it will be the most popular hostel - thanks to their daughters (Selah, Nazareth, and Zika - "It was such a lovely name the natives kept mentioning!") learning to cook actually nutritious and delicious local cuisine. 

(Whoever made a joke about them running the least fun hostel earlier - you're my hero.)

- Jinger and Jeremy will still be in Toledo, happily raising their four lovely children - Time, Rosemerry, Sinammon, and Beckham. Jeremy works as a Pastor, Jinger runs the attached coffee house that helps keep the Dill's hostel running, and the kids spend their free time handing out Jesus tracts outside Chick-Fil-A. 

now this is going to sound insane coming from but I actually like this version of Jeremy and Jinger 

let's be hopeful that Jeremy allows Jinger to work in coffee somehow - we won't know how he really is until we see him on tv to judge

and Jill and Derick running a hostel made my day - 

can we add - Michelle and JB will be locked in a home somewhere where Anna has the key because she divorced Josh and ran away to become a circus performer 

 

[Gobsmacked]

Meechelle and J-B will keep the home fires burning by guesting on whichever late night show hasn't got any other guests that week.

OR there is always Jeremy Kyle. Now that might just be worth a watch....,,

[allthegoodnamesrgone]

4 hours ago, CoveredInBees said:

I was thinking about this yesterday (I officially have no life!), there's going to come a point (assuming the majority of the kids go quiverfull) where a small wedding will be impossible.

Just think when it gets to Josie, and if you say each sibling has an average of 8 kids, Ma + Pa + Sibs + Spouses + Kids could be (counts on fingers) 182 guests just there and it's entirely possible that the oldest nieces and nephews could already have started reproducing by that point. That doesn't even include extended family/in laws etc. If a younger Duggar married a younger Bates that could be 400 people before you even get to friends............

Moving back to reality  I don't think we will see a smaller wedding until one of the boys marries, because then the onus is on the brides parents to arrange it all so the Duggars won't be 'hosting'. I think the draw of cashing in on gifts etc will be too much for Ma and Pa to let her have a small do, they need it to be something big (in their minds) to keep TLC on the hook.

 

By the time you get down to the younger howlers, the other 9/11 (since 10 & 11 are twins) could very well be so scattered around the county/ world if the Dullards keep up their grifting for Jebus "job" Jill, Jessa and Jinger could be 10 deep, each, in kids, some of the girls will be pregnant, or the boys wives could be pregnant or just given birth. Traveling to weddings may not be feesable either financially or health wise depending on how pregnant or how many kids. And by the time Josie is 18 the odds of getting all 19 kids, their spouses and kids in the same state at the same time will be damn near impossible, let alone the same house? 

[Geechee Girl]

7 hours ago, Four is Enough said:

Well I hope Jinger gets a taste of big city life in Laredo.. and I hope she doesnt' get visited by her family, especially her parents, too often.

This gave me a chuckle. What constitutes a big city, especially Laredo, is practically up there with the wedding wars.  

[Mela99]

I'm surprised they didn't demand a wedding date as soon as she said yes. Jeremy is a wordly man!! Can't have him waiting too long!!

Oh, and I'm glad I finally got a ring shot from that. As an aside, why do they almost always mention the karat size of the ring?... 

I'm interested to see what an intimate fundie wedding looks like. But good for them - at least this way they limit their chances of JRod and Company showing up in mismatched Goodwill bridesmaid dresses so they can have Nurie snatched up by an eligible boy and the wedding cake snatched up by David.