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[canbritam]

At one point earlier this year, I was considering moving myself and my children closer to where my exhusband moved in order to help with the relationship between my kids and him (I've since kiboshed that plan and we're moving elsewhere).  ANYWAY...where he lives is a major Canadian Forces Base - mostly Air Force, but I think there's some Army there too.  When ex and I were discussing this, he told me that for my safety it would more than likely be in my best interest to remove my hijab because of things that have been said around town by soldiers who have returned from Afghanistan.  Sadly, this article does not surprise me.  It surprises me even less that it's not all over the media as well, as I regularly check various news sites, watch the news on different television and radio stations, and this is the first I've heard of this incident.

[47of74]

13 hours ago, MarblesMom said:

Deep frikkin sigh.  Thanks for posting, I will read more on it.

Makes me wonder what made him snap.

I'm thinking he maybe had PTSD from his time overseas and he had been holding it all in until something caused him to snap.  Or maybe some other undiagnosed mental condition?  I hope he gets treatment but I think his time in the military needs to come to an end.  An officer who behaves like this reflects terribly on the armed forces.

 

[47of74]

Looks like Pornhub wants to do the visually impaired a solid;

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2016/jun/15/pornhub-launches-porn-blind-described-video

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For the around 285 million people worldwide who are visually impaired, pornography can seem like an acoustic blur of heavy breathing, squelches, slaps and Maria Sharapova-esque grunts.

To help them find some sexual inspiration, the video-sharing site Pornhub has launched a “described video” category, in which professional voice actors explain what’s going on in the scene. The section has launched with a collection of 50 of the site’s most popular videos, and there’s something for everyone: straight, gay, female friendly, bi and transexual.

Pornhub launched in 2007, and claims 60 million daily views to its professional and amateur adult content.

The new narrated videos include descriptions of the settings, models, what they are wearing and the positions they are getting into, combined with the original audio of the video. Many of the explicitly titled clips have already attracted more than 20,000 views.

Yeah I'm not going to make the rather obvious joke about people going blind from self-love here....

[FloraKitty35]

Hopefully, the narrator will sound like David Attenborough.

[LadyCrow1313]

I heard a clip of this on Howard Stern this week. It is an excellent idea, but the voice I heard wasn't David Attenborough (or James Earl Jones, Benedict Cumberbatch, or Ving Rhames (sp?); I guess that they'd probably use a male's voice for other porn clips if this catches on). It was a lady's voice instead, which I'm sure is supposed to be part of the whole aural experience.

[16strong]

He had a very scatalogical sense of humor. Find some books of Mozart family letters at the library and read the ones addressed to his cousin, Maria Anna Thekla. He would try to outdo himself with each subsequent letter. In one, he quoted his mother, who told him to write her a proper letter for once. Then, he proceeded to write the most ridiculous letter of all.

[47of74]

Yep, this time it was a dress made out of hair from down there;

mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-makes-bizarre-pubic-hair-8350192

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Mother-of-two Sarah Louise Bryan made a name for herself after designing a dress made from 3,000 Skittles.

And after gaining notoriety for her wacky creation, Sarah, 28, didn't want to stop there.

She has now made a skirt and bra outfit made entirely from human hair.

The outfit is mainly made-up of other people's public hair, donated to her over the course of six months.

 

[Cleopatra7]

Well, at least she's resourceful. I'll give her that much.

[Khan]

Wow. That's really something.  I'm skeeved that she stored the donations in her kid's room. I hope I misread that.

[LadyCrow1313]

The Skittles dress idea would be a fun one; the pube clothes? Not so much. 

[bingbangboom]

Sounds itchy.

[sparkles]

Let's hope she never crosses paths with the Naked Roast Sitter. They'd be a match made in hell and it could be the end of civilization as we know it.

For those who don't know about the NRS, all I can say is if you choose to read up, don't say I didn't warn you.

[ester]

15 minutes ago, sparkles said:

Let's hope she never crosses paths with the Naked Roast Sitter. They'd be a match made in hell and it could be the end of civilization as we know it.

For those who don't know about the NRS, all I can say is if you choose to read up, don't say I didn't warn you.

Or the vaginal knitter.

[McDoodleDoodleDoo]

Oh so it was too gross to touch stranger's pubes so you stockpile it in your kid's room and announce it online for all of his friends to read. I feel bad for that kid. She is transparent that she does this for attention and reveals in it. What else will she do at the exspense of her kids? It's clear that she has a decent sized home, she could of emptied out a spare hall or linen closet instead of shoving a mountain of pubic hair into your kids room. SMH. What's next? Deboning and skinning roadkill on her kids bed for a fur cape and bone tiara? 

[Geechee Girl]

I reckon from an anthropological perspective, this might could be interesting.  As a Degreed Project Runway professional, I have to question her taste level. Would Heidi wear this? Nina would have a fit! The blending of the hair is subpar, and the hem looks unfinished. I was expecting at least an ombré effect or a Brazilian blowout. This designer needs to be auf'd.

[FloraKitty35]

She is creative and resourceful, I'll give her that.  However, I hope that she didn't given herself or her son crabs from that walking hairball of an outfit.   

[Khan]

I've seen Victorian jewelry made from the hair of a deceased loved one, perhaps she can start making similar items for spiteful ex lovers. "See these earrings?  Crocheted from my ex boyfriend's freshly torn out pubes. That'll teach him to cheat."

[Grimalkin]

9 hours ago, ester said:

Or the vaginal knitter.

You must, must, must search naked roast sitter here. 

       I was so convinced it was going to be human skin that this was a bit of a letdown. Not that I wish she used human skin.

 

[ester]

oh, I've read all about the sitter. Have you seen the knitter?

[Emilycharlotte]

Okay, am I crazy, or are there are long, flowing locks of hair visible on the bra part of that outfit? That doesn't seem right. Considering the source. 

[Cartmann99]

The skirt looks like she put glue all over a long skirt, and then rolled around on the floor at a dog grooming salon.  

[LadyCrow1313]

9 hours ago, Cartmann99 said:

The skirt looks like she put glue all over a long skirt, and then rolled around on the floor at a dog grooming salon.  

Maybe she got together with the Nauglers for the extra dog hair

[polecat]

You know what this dress needs? This dress needs a vulva purse, that's what it needs. http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm

 

And I need eyeball bleach. Nope nope nope nope nope.

[Playagirl]

There's not enough money in the world to get me to wear someone else's pubic hair, attention and publicity be damned. And what the hell would entice somebody to donate their hair to the cause??? The chance to shout out "hey, look mom, that's my pubic hair she's wearing!!! Right there over her left breast"???

[McDoodleDoodleDoo]

3 hours ago, polecat said:

You know what this dress needs? This dress needs a vulva purse, that's what it needs. http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm

 

And I need eyeball bleach. Nope nope nope nope nope.

Only if you pait it with the d!ck scarf

NSFW d!ck scarf -knitted