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[47of74]

On 7/6/2016 at 10:54 PM, Grimalkin said:

You must, must, must search naked roast sitter here. 

       I was so convinced it was going to be human skin that this was a bit of a letdown. Not that I wish she used human skin.

 

Well you probably know how well warnings not to search out things on the internets work with me.  And of course I was stupid enough to do an image search.  Yikes.   Gonna go find the brain bleach now.

[doggie]

On July 5, 2016 at 8:44 PM, 47of74 said:

Yep, this time it was a dress made out of hair from down there;

mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-makes-bizarre-pubic-hair-8350192

 

hope the outfit does not get crabs that could be embarrassing in public.  well with all the shaving and such going on there is plenty to go around in al the colors of the rainbow. 

[PopRox]

On 7/7/2016 at 9:16 AM, LadyCrow1313 said:

Maybe she got together with the Nauglers for the extra dog hair

I was just about to say, "DON'T GIVE NICOLE ANY IDEAS."

(Please)

[justwatching]

Uhm - is there something out there I don't know about, or is that pubic hair from a yak?

 

[47of74]

12 hours ago, justwatching said:

Uhm - is there something out there I don't know about, or is that pubic hair from a yak?

 

LOL.  Looks like it was either that or a buffalo.

[LadyCrow1313]

On ‎7‎/‎9‎/‎2016 at 8:30 PM, justwatching said:

Uhm - is there something out there I don't know about, or is that pubic hair from a yak?

 

That "dress" is enough to make you go "yak" 

On ‎7‎/‎7‎/‎2016 at 7:51 PM, McDoodleDoodleDoo said:

Only if you pait it with the d!ck scarf

NSFW d!ck scarf -knitted

And let's not forget the knitted willie warmers, too (sorry, don't have a link for that, but it's self-explanatory: a warmer for your willie that's knitted) 

[mango_fandango]

BAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF. This is just GROSS. I need brain bleach STAT.

[kunoichi66]

On 08/07/2016 at 0:51 AM, McDoodleDoodleDoo said:

Only if you pait it with the d!ck scarf

NSFW d!ck scarf -knitted

That's an....unusual scarf.

I wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot barge pole, but I have to admit the pocket/hand warmer placement is inspired!

[47of74]

Then this happened in Massachusetts where 19 year old Emma Wiley bit off part of a cop's ear.

thesmokinggun.com/buster/biting/woman-busted-for-biting-off-cops-ear-648319

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The 19-year-old collegian allegedly bit off the ear of a female cop who was trying to get her into a police cruiser following a brawl early Sunday outside a Massachusetts bar.

Wiley, cops noted, had a fist full of the other combatant’s hair and was trying to throw her foe to the ground. Pictured at right, Wiley was also “screaming uncontrollably.”

After officers separated the pair and began escorting Wiley to a squad car, the teenager--who studies criminal justice at Salem State University--yelled, “I’ll fucking kill you all. Don’t fucking touch me!”

I guess she's gonna learn a lot more about criminal justice than what she wanted.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that this person probably wouldn't have made it to jail if she wasn't white. 

[MarblesMom]

Channeling Mike Tyson, was she?

[CyborgKin]

Kids these days have no respect.

[luv2laugh]

9 minutes ago, CyborgKin said:

Kids these days have no respect.

I wouldn't say all kids. Don't generalize. Each generation just does things differently.

[Fundie Bunny]

If you actually believe stuff like this didn't happen 20 years ago, remember there wasn't actually internet

[47of74]

9 hours ago, Fundie Bunny said:

If you actually believe stuff like this didn't happen 20 years ago, remember there wasn't actually internet

I remember 20 years ago the ol neighborhood bartender once said that people thought he and others of his generation were angles, but that wasn't the case at all. 

Even 100 years ago intoxicating substances made people do strange things, like this blurb from the Cascade Pioneer...

[47of74]

A Nebraska man had an explanation for what he was doing in his car...

thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/protein-shake-defense-764921

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A Nebraska man who was twice spotted masturbating in his car told cops that he was not pleasuring himself, but rather vigorously "mixing his protein shake" when spotted by the female victims, records show.

Nathan Grimes, 21, is facing two indecent exposure charges in connection with the incidents in Lincoln.

Armed with the license plate number of the Mazda (and a description of the suspect), Lincoln cops confronted Grimes at his residence.

While Grimes, seen above, copped to being at the convenience store Monday, he claimed that the witness had mistaken his hand movements for masturbation. In fact, Grimes explained, he had actually been mixing a protein shake.

"Mixing his protein shake."  Gotta remember that one.

[LadyCrow1313]

6 minutes ago, 47of74 said:

A Nebraska man had an explanation for what he was doing in his car...

thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/protein-shake-defense-764921

"Mixing his protein shake."  Gotta remember that one.

The things that kids come up with these days.  :: shakes head ::

That actually is pretty funny, though. 

[47of74]

And in other Nebraska news...

thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/poor-dad-eats-pot-brownies-518932

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A Nebraska man who mistakenly ate some of his adult children’s pot brownies told police that he was “trippin” as he crawled on the floor, “randomly used profanities,” and called the family cat a “bitch,” according to an incident report.

Cops say that Michael Gollehon, 53, ate four brownies that he found on the back seat of a car that his children had borrowed earlier Tuesday (Gollehon discovered the sweets while retrieving groceries from the vehicle’s back seat).

At around 7:30 PM, Gollehon’s wife told Omaha police, the couple was watching television when “Michael started getting bad anxiety.” Julie Gollehon tried to contact her children to determine what was in the brownies, but failed to reach them.  

While paramedics responding to an overdose call found Gollehon’s vitals in the normal range, “Michael was displaying odd behavior (crawling around on the floor, calling their cat a ‘bitch,’ randomly using profanities and saying he feels like ‘he’s trippin’),” officers noted.

Parents eating pot brownies rarely seems to end well...

 

 

 

[Petrel]

This thread would've a lot less initially alarming if it were spelled "kids'". 

[47of74]

9 hours ago, LadyCrow1313 said:

The things that kids come up with these days.  :: shakes head ::

That actually is pretty funny, though. 

Shaken....not stirred.

Also yeah his milkshake did bring a number of people to his yard, but they weren't impressed with the quality.

[MarblesMom]

Dammit, Dad.  Those were mine.  Thanks.

[47of74]

2 hours ago, MarblesMom said:

Dammit, Dad.  Those were mine.  Thanks.

That's going to make for awkward holidays for the next few decades as daddy brings up at each event how one of his kids tried to poison him with pot brownies each time.

Not to mention the cat will probably be giving him a stink eye for a while for calling her a female dog.

[HarryPotterFan]

This especially amuses me after my friend, while 100% sober and not on any substances, adamantly declared her sister's cat is a bitch.

[AmazonGrace]

His punishment for being greedy -  eating someone else's brownies and four of them at once?

[bingbangboom]

I really need to try these brownies...

I am kind of kidding.

[Childless]

So, he found some brownies and ate them.  He didn't think to ask permission before just snarfing down the whole plate.  Gluttony much?  This guy deserved what he got.  Next time, he'll ask before taking what doesn't belong to him.