The Ken Alexander School of Statistical Analysis

[Koala]

Lori's account of what Ken told a couple they were mentoring:

We were mentoring a couple the other night, an adorable couple by the way, and Ken said. "Submission is no big deal. The only time wives are told to submit are on the real big decisions and there never are real big decisions."

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Ken say (just the other day in fact) that Lori has to give in and submit to him 1-2 times a week.

Just quoting...happy to help Ken ;)

[polecat]

Lori's account of what Ken told a couple they were mentoring:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Ken say (just the other day in fact) that Lori has to give in and submit to him 1-2 times a week.

Just quoting...happy to help Ken ;)

He did indeed, and I'm still perplexed by that.

These two must have the most acrimonious marriage ever.

[Firiel]

Lori's account of what Ken told a couple they were mentoring:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Ken say (just the other day in fact) that Lori has to give in and submit to him 1-2 times a week.

Just quoting...happy to help Ken ;)

Chicken Parmesan or spaghetti is a real big decision.

[latraviata]

Chicken Parmesan or spaghetti is a real big decision.

Yes, it makes or breaks the marriage..... :cray-cray: :cray-cray:

[thoughtful]

This thread has inspired me:

[littlemommy]

That Bingo is a thing of beauty and also a perfect synopsis of Ken and Lori's utter ridiculousness.

Ken Alexander is a monster! And so is his idiot wife.

[thoughtful]

That Bingo is a thing of beauty and also a perfect synopsis of Ken and Lori's utter ridiculousness.

Glad you liked it.

They really are something -- the combination of wildly-zigzagging inconsistency, viciousness, and stupidity is an endless gift to snarkers (but a danger to the few followers they have left).