Lori Goes Skirts-Only . . . Briefly - Merge

[ViolaSebastian]

That just pisses me off to no end. A woman pours out her heart about being a survivor of incest and all Lori can say is that she should forgive her rapist father? Lori, you are seriously despicable.

[Peas n carrots]

That just pisses me off to no end. A woman pours out her heart about being a survivor of incest and all Lori can say is that she should forgive her rapist father? Lori, you are seriously despicable.

That is all kinds of f'd up.

If it helps Joyce with her healing to forgive her father and take care of him in old age, I see nothing wrong with that. But it's terrible advice to recommend someone to find healing in that way. It could cause even more problems with their healing path by trying to follow an approach that doesn't fit their situation.

It's exceedingly ironic that two absolute morons think they have all the answers. I don't think I've ever come across a couple as arrogant and passive/aggressive as Lori and Ken.

[feministxtian]

WTF is that woman's problem??? She did a whole series of posts about housekeeping...when did SHE ever do any housework? Or child raising? She had a fucking housekeeper and nanny...what a hypocrite...

Here's a new search for y'all...

LORI AND KEN ALEXANDER ARE LYING LIARS WHO LIE AND ARE FUCKING HYPOCRITES.

[BabyFullOfSin]

I dare say my sons have never noticed what I wore unless it was interfering with them getting their meals on time.

Indeed.. If one's husband treats one better based on the wearing of a particular type of clothing, one has a shitty husband.

[Mecca]

Why is Lori even suggesting Joyce Meyer? Meyer is a woman that ministers to both men and women. According to the Wonder Twins, Lori and Ken, that is a big no no. Women cannot be leaders and be in charge.

[Coco]

Why is Lori even suggesting Joyce Meyer? Meyer is a woman that ministers to both men and women. According to the Wonder Twins, Lori and Ken, that is a big no no. Women cannot be leaders and be in charge.

and ironically, Meyer has short hair, wears pantsuits, has a bad-ass attitude (submit to who?) and a somewhat manly voice. :twisted:

(although what she had to go through makes me want to weep and that is not a snarky comment at all)

[polecat]

Indeed.. If one's husband treats one better based on the wearing of a particular type of clothing, one has a shitty husband.

My husband definitely treats me not better but differently if I'm in a skirt -- there's way more grabbing action when I wear a skirt than when I'm in, say, jeans. (All consensual, I should add -- my husband isn't a fucking monster).

[ThisOlGirl]

not too long: check!

free: check!

made out of old shirts :lol:

Um, I kind of like it? *hides*

[Jesse911]

So.......are we assuming Lori caught ken spanking it? I mean why else would she be researching how to help your husband with a porn addiction and then decide she needed to share her findings?

[browngrl]

I read Lori's post and *glory be* I was convicted to wear skirts only. Then my husband pointed out that I should also wear a top - so as not to tempt our neighbours by flinging my unclothed breasts around. That made me think. Darn it all, leave it to the mens to always know how to handle things. I considered my convictions more closely. It turns out that all my skirts were (1) in the laundry (2) missing a button or some other little thing or were (3) a bit dullsville. I briefly contemplated trashing my entire wardrobe and going shopping but decided the best bet was to put on yoga pants and a tshirt - like usual. Thus ended my all skirts all the time mission. Total time in all skirts : 5 minutes. I feel holier already.

[polecat]

So.......are we assuming Lori caught ken spanking it? I mean why else would she be researching how to help your husband with a porn addiction and then decide she needed to share her findings?

Well, if you had to choose between schtupping an angry, bitter, passive-aggressive woman who just lies there and thinks of Britain the whole 10 minutes OR taking matters into your own hands, which would you choose?

[GeoBQn]

I have a friend who has slowly switched to "skirts only" because she is short and overweight, so it is hard for her to find pants that fit. Luckily, she is a talented sewer and she can whip up a skirt within several hours. Her preference is skirt that are knee-length, poofy, and made of wacky fabrics. We keep trying to get her to make one out of the fabric she found at Joann's that can be best described as "sexy presidents."

Basically, I doubt that Lori would be praising my friend's femininity if she saw her in her standard wardrobe of wacky skirt, sarcastic T-shirt, Converse sneakers, and either brightly colored tights or bare tattooed legs.

[Loveday]

I have a friend who has slowly switched to "skirts only" because she is short and overweight, so it is hard for her to find pants that fit. Luckily, she is a talented sewer and she can whip up a skirt within several hours. Her preference is skirt that are knee-length, poofy, and made of wacky fabrics. We keep trying to get her to make one out of the fabric she found at Joann's that can be best described as "sexy presidents."

Basically, I doubt that Lori would be praising my friend's femininity if she saw her in her standard wardrobe of wacky skirt, sarcastic T-shirt, Converse sneakers, and either brightly colored tights or bare tattooed legs.

OMG. That fabric! Imagine it as a quilt.

I bet Hobby Lobby doesn't carry 'sexy presidents.' :naughty: :lol:

[ILoveJellybeans]

I have a friend who has slowly switched to "skirts only" because she is short and overweight, so it is hard for her to find pants that fit. Luckily, she is a talented sewer and she can whip up a skirt within several hours. Her preference is skirt that are knee-length, poofy, and made of wacky fabrics. We keep trying to get her to make one out of the fabric she found at Joann's that can be best described as "sexy presidents."

Basically, I doubt that Lori would be praising my friend's femininity if she saw her in her standard wardrobe of wacky skirt, sarcastic T-shirt, Converse sneakers, and either brightly colored tights or bare tattooed legs.

I love your friend's style! I wear mostly skirts only-but they are above knee length and usually either goth or bright coloured, with Converse and t-shirts with weird things on :D

I want a skirt like that, lol :D

[Cheetah]

thoughtful, :worship: :worship: :worship:

Wait. What the HAYULL does wearing skirts/shorts have to do with her "bad skin"? Wouldn't the Death Skin from Hell look equally "bad" from the knees down in skirts OR shorts?

I must be Doin It Rong: I often wear dresses to work (because I'm lazy--a dress, tights, and shoes and I'm done), but the men I encounter treat me exactly the same way they do when I wear pants.

Don't follow Lori too closely but she seems to be a few hot dogs short of a picnic.

I think she meant that in warmer weather, pants are hot and shorts look bad on older ladies (counting myself in this group ;-)... ). Longer skirts can be cool while still looking less casual than shorts.

[Mama Mia]

I don't get where people live that someone would comment because a woman was wearing a skirt? It seems pretty common, who on earth is even going to notice and treat someone with more respect just because they happen to not be in pants. Lots of women wear skirts and dresses. Are there places where it is that unusual to see someone in what would qualify as a modest dress or skirt outfit ? I mean a full on little house on the prairie dress complete with head covering would probably stand out in most situations --- but just regular skirts and dresses? That seems weird to me.

[Cleopatra7]

"Went skirts-only for one day" needs to be a post count title.

[Coco]

I have a friend who has slowly switched to "skirts only" because she is short and overweight, so it is hard for her to find pants that fit. Luckily, she is a talented sewer and she can whip up a skirt within several hours. Her preference is skirt that are knee-length, poofy, and made of wacky fabrics. We keep trying to get her to make one out of the fabric she found at Joann's that can be best described as "sexy presidents."

Basically, I doubt that Lori would be praising my friend's femininity if she saw her in her standard wardrobe of wacky skirt, sarcastic T-shirt, Converse sneakers, and either brightly colored tights or bare tattooed legs.

*jumps in car to go to JoAnns*

[nokidsmom]

*jumps in car to go to JoAnns*

I am going to JoAnns tomorrow. I gotta find the sexy Presidents (Mr. No can deal, lol)

[Talitha Cumi]

It's Saturday, so today I'm wearing a long skirt and reading sexually explicit fanfiction.

:twisted:

[GolightlyGrrl]

I have a friend who has slowly switched to "skirts only" because she is short and overweight, so it is hard for her to find pants that fit. Luckily, she is a talented sewer and she can whip up a skirt within several hours. Her preference is skirt that are knee-length, poofy, and made of wacky fabrics. We keep trying to get her to make one out of the fabric she found at Joann's that can be best described as "sexy presidents."

Basically, I doubt that Lori would be praising my friend's femininity if she saw her in her standard wardrobe of wacky skirt, sarcastic T-shirt, Converse sneakers, and either brightly colored tights or bare tattooed legs.

OMG! That fabric is epic. It's like Tom of Finland and the Bicentennial mated.

[Talitha Cumi]

OMG! That fabric is epic. It's like Tom of Finland and the Bicentennial mated.

There was a company that made Tom of Finland toile fabric, but only sold it as sheets and pillowcases. I bought some! It's out of print, sadly. I'm trying to track down a pic, but not finding anything. I did find this Finlandesque toile though...

[Coco]

Lawd, have mercy!

[FJismyheadship]

Now I'm going to go find some outrageous fabric and put my sewing machine to good use. I never thought about MAKING my own sparkly colorful loud clothes...

I may find that sexy presidents and make pants out of it.