Sarah M has the hots for the mailman...

[ljohnson2006]

Sarah is thinking impure thoughts. I hope she got his permission before she posted his plc on a public blog.

[twin2]

Sarah is thinking impure thoughts. I hope she got his permission before she posted his plc on a public blog.

If the Lord Jesus lays it upon her heart to post, that is all the permission she needs.

[theologygeek]

WTF kind of post was that???

If I didn't know better, I'd think she was drunk when she wrote that.

I said the same thing to myself! LOL

[theologygeek]

50 Shades of Beige

LOL!!!!! You guys need to stop. I can't breathe. This thread is hilarious.

[twin2]

Anyone want to make a bet that the next Moody installment will have a chapter called "The Moody's Meet the Mailman!" I predict Sarah will describe said mailman in much detail (ala Laura Ingalls Wilder's description of the Almonzo's diner with teacher in Farmer Boy).

[theologygeek]

I am going to pee. That is how hard I am laughing. Omg twinny LOL!!!

[Hane]

I cannot help thinking of Baroness Shraeder's fear that Liesl was "intent on losing her virginity to the mailman" in this hysterically funny piece.

[FJismyheadship]

Has anyone Noticed no comments have been posted? What are people saying?

[skankbiscuit]

It's official. They are the most boring people ever. C'mon, make a batch of burritos, some smoothies, do another "day in the life", SOMETHING! If you look back at the blog from a few years ago it was at least a bit more interesting.

[VictoriaLucas]

It's official. They are the most boring people ever. C'mon, make a batch of burritos, some smoothies, do another "day in the life", SOMETHING! If you look back at the blog from a few years ago it was at least a bit more interesting.

I would love for them to do another "day in the life." The last time they did one there were more kids still in school, and they were working on a house, I believe. I'm so curious as to what they do all day now.

C'mon, Steve, give me something!

[VenusDaisy]

Has anyone Noticed no comments have been posted? What are people saying?

I submitted a comment congratulating Sarah on her courtship with the mailman. :wink-penguin: I know my comment will never see the light of day. :lol:

[SoybeanQueen]

She can't possibly marry a mailman. Think of how often he has to handle porno mags! HE PROBABLY DELIVERS VIBRATORS FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!

[twin2]

She can't possibly marry a mailman. Think of how often he has to handle porno mags! HE PROBABLY DELIVERS VIBRATORS FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!

And he wears short pants! :o :naughty:

Clearly he is destine for hell.

[johnhugh]

The comments are up, note quite sure what to make of Stevies' kurt >>>> Yeah

Deana says: April 11, 2014 at 10:15 am

Our babies will be officially ours in a month, a husband who gets to stay home and be with us today, sunshine, hope of Heaven, and did I mention finalizing the adoption in a month? :)

>>>>>>

Yeah

Does he mean Yes! what a blessing! or does he mean, yes you have mentioned it before.

My comment just got deleted. It was about how grateful I am to my postman, Postman Pat and his black and white cat and how he loves handling packages. A little bit more worldly that you like to make out aye Stevie? or where you googling postmen with pussies? :naughty: :naughty:

As with the mail man, I would imagine that most people are polite to them just to get away as quickly as possible as I'm sure he gets preached at.

[Loveday]

The comments are up, note quite sure what to make of Stevies' kurt >>>> Yeah

Does he mean Yes! what a blessing! or does he mean, yes you have mentioned it before.

My comment just got deleted. It was about how grateful I am to my postman, Postman Pat and his black and white cat and how he loves handling packages. A little bit more worldly that you like to make out aye Stevie? or where you googling postmen with pussies? :naughty: :naughty:

As with the mail man, I would imagine that most people are polite to them just to get away as quickly as possible as I'm sure he gets preached at.

:lol: :clap:

[ILoveJellybeans]

The comments are up, note quite sure what to make of Stevies' kurt >>>> Yeah

Does he mean Yes! what a blessing! or does he mean, yes you have mentioned it before.

My comment just got deleted. It was about how grateful I am to my postman, Postman Pat and his black and white cat and how he loves handling packages. A little bit more worldly that you like to make out aye Stevie? or where you googling postmen with pussies? :naughty: :naughty:

As with the mail man, I would imagine that most people are polite to them just to get away as quickly as possible as I'm sure he gets preached at.

Steve has very poor conversation skills. He needs to read a book on social skills, not write one.

[clarinetpower]

You can now buy and print postage online and call for pickup.

[nokidsmom]

Steve has very poor conversation skills. He needs to read a book on social skills, not write one.

Methinks that Steveovah's insular life is affecting him too. Plus there's not that much going on with conferences and their business so maybe he's a bit more crabby these days.

Suspect the mailman is just very polite, he delivers the mail and goes on his way as quickly as he can. Have no doubt he's gotten the preachy talk.

[clarinetpower]

Also, "it's awesome!" ???????? That it's such an anti Maxwell thing to say. She sounded almost... normal.

[WonderingInWA]

The comments are up, note quite sure what to make of Stevies' kurt >>>> Yeah

Does he mean Yes! what a blessing! or does he mean, yes you have mentioned it before.

My comment just got deleted. It was about how grateful I am to my postman, Postman Pat and his black and white cat and how he loves handling packages. A little bit more worldly that you like to make out aye Stevie? or where you googling postmen with pussies? :naughty: :naughty:

As with the mail man, I would imagine that most people are polite to them just to get away as quickly as possible as I'm sure he gets preached at.

I think when he said "yeah", he probably meant more like "yay". A lot of people get those two words confused when typing them, but "yeah" is slang for "yes", and "yay" is an enthusiastic/celebratory word. I can only hope he didn't really mean "yeah" since it is exactly the opposite of enthusiastic. It more implies rolling-eyed boredom.

Also, is "Mr. Positive" any relation to Robin Williams' "Mr. Happy"? I hope Sarah will ask!

[rural juror]

Alas, my comment did not get approved either. I merely stated that I, too, have been blessed with a wonderful mailman and look forward to when my male comes everyday....

[nomoxian]

I wonder how many "real" replies that blog gets vs stuff from here... Kinda want to let the fine folks on 4chan know about the Maxwells :lol:

[GolightlyGrrl]

She can't possibly marry a mailman. Think of how often he has to handle porno mags! HE PROBABLY DELIVERS VIBRATORS FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!

And the Victoria's Secret catalog! The horror! The horror!

Her mailman does have a really cute smile. My mailman is a lady, and she has some seriously defrauding killer calves.

[johnhugh]

I wonder how many "real" replies that blog gets vs stuff from here... Kinda want to let the fine folks on 4chan know about the Maxwells :lol:

With their following on the decline I would say the vast majority are snarky ones if you include the ones that are deleted or Stevie edits totally changes. Even often innocent comments often have the word fun or friends in them, so are obviously FJers.

[Toothfairy]

I'm tempted to give Steve a piece of my mind knowing it won't be approved.