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Ok folks Ive had to wait to watch the latest upright video- darned family is always around. Hubby finds my fascination with the Duggars revolting I cant imagine how he woukd react to the Fundies. My kids were home for 2 days and Im not exposing them to the weenie king. School is back on, hubby is leaving soon so the house is all mine! (Evil laugh and grin) Smile 

Sis Candy

snarking with a side of morning tea

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8 minutes ago, Yogi said:

I am really, really hoping for a full report from the marriage conference. 

Not TOO full, I hope! :output_eeMbjt: :brainbleach:

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3 hours ago, Candydandy said:

Ok folks Ive had to wait to watch the latest upright video- darned family is always around. Hubby finds my fascination with the Duggars revolting I cant imagine how he woukd react to the Fundies. My kids were home for 2 days and Im not exposing them to the weenie king. School is back on, hubby is leaving soon so the house is all mine! (Evil laugh and grin) Smile 

I know what you mean, I usually have to plug in headphones to watch. But this week, my baby has been on vacation to visit her grandpa, so I was able to watch these depraved things on speaker...such luxury. Of course, now my cat thinks I'm insane (she has this really offended, indignant way of meowing, and with my kid gone, she's my annoying shadow...seriously, why does this cat hate personal space so much? she has a lot of nerve sitting here on my chest, judging me), but who is she going to tell?

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11 hours ago, Coy Koi said:

 

Praying for everyone overseas and "in" seas, (for those who didn't watch, yes, he said that)

Sis Coy

Good to know scuba divers, snorkelers, submariners, etc. are being prayed for! :my_angel:

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I think everyone should ask their local pastors and ministers to pray for all those people in seas.  Since it is appointed once for man to die and then it's the judgement, I hope everyone in seas are good swimmers.  HAY-MAYUN!!  And yes, please please let there be a full report on the marriage conference!

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trying to watch that latest video and g-haw is just rambling on and on, and not making any sense whatsoever...he's just saying words that don't even go together and make sentences. with lots of uh uh uhs and scratching of himself. and random phone ringings LOL its too awful to get through!

sis may, not over a sea or in a sea

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trying to watch that latest video and g-haw is just rambling on and on, and not making any sense whatsoever...he's just saying words that don't even go together and make sentences. with lots of uh uh uhs and scratching of himself. and random phone ringings LOL its too awful to get through!
sis may, not over a sea or in a sea

In seas... LOL!!! I'm cracking up in my office. Luckily I'm by myself.

Sis May, I'm loving your new profile pic!
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So last year my friend took her kids to Hawaii to be in their aunt's wedding.  While they were there, they went to see Pearl Harbor with her husband's side of the family.  So they're all at Pearl Harbor, my friend, her husband, the kids, his parents, and his grandmother...and it just so happened that Pearl Harbor happened on grandma's birthday.  

Now her kids were 5, 3.5 nearing 4, and 1 at the time.  The younger two didn't really get much out of the trip, but the oldest was very attentive and had a lot of questions...especially about why this happened on GG's birthday.  My friend spent much of the trip explaining things to the eldest while the toddlers played around.  But it turned out someone was listening in.

That night was the rehearsal dinner, and since it was a destination wedding, they had ALL the guests attend.  So they are all sitting at this big table, preparing to eat dinner, when suddenly the 3 year old calls out that they didn't say grace.  Since she suggested it, they passed her the microphone and asked her to say a grace for the meal.  

"Dear Lord, thank you for food.  Please bless everyone and Auntie Livi."  

So cute.  Then things go south.

"Please also bless all of the dead men under the sea from GG's birthday party, they were very brave, but they are under the water now. Amen."

Bit of a buzz kill, especially as about 90% of the people did NOT go to Pearl Harbor that day and had NO idea what the pre-schooler was talking about.  Sounds like an exciting birthday party, though!

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8 hours ago, Yogi said:

I am really, really hoping for a full report from the marriage conference. 

I hope for any sort of report from Bro Gary.  I fully admit that I have a warped sense of humor.

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Well, it sounds like he's headed back to my area. If I can, I'll go and take one for the team. 

Also, my new favorite word: GUARAN-DOUBLE-TEE 

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I guaran-double-tee y'all if he comes anywhere near my state, I'm going to go see him in person!  I think I'd even cross state lines for it.  Hay-Mayun.  Hear me some good preaching!

 

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Okay folks, 

My teeth done is turned white. Praise Gawd, hawlleruyah, hay-may-en. It's a mah-rickle! 

Bro Gary is a true light for a dark soul, lost in the wilderness. He's a true beacon for "unteachable" minds like my own. His spreading of The Gospel is such a blessing. I can only imagine the people following Christ, due to the Good Preaches of Sweet Brother Gary! 

Yerz in whiteness,

Sis, RnR

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The marriage conference is already over and it sounds like they went, left to go to some sort of church thing, then went back, and now it is already over!! I feel short changed.

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Well, @Yogi, their marriage is so great and so perfect and so christian that they don't need a lot of any kind of advice, doncha know? 

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5 hours ago, Four is Enough said:

Well, @Yogi, their marriage is so great and so perfect and so christian that they don't need a lot of any kind of advice, doncha know? 

He spent few minutes in his video about how he is just an awesome spouse because he took his share of the blame for forgetting something when they left town for the marriage conference.  Of course his initial reaction was to blame Becky for it.  Then he corrected himself.  “How many men would do that.”  Later he said that Becky left her good salary behind to follow him on the road and homeschool the kids. (There was also a mention of some of “his” kids disappointing him but thankfully he hasn’t had to bury any of them like Job who burried 10 kids).

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1 hour ago, keepercjr said:

He spent few minutes in his video about how he is just an awesome spouse because he took his share of the blame for forgetting something when they left town for the marriage conference.  Of course his initial reaction was to blame Becky for it.  Then he corrected himself.  “How many men would do that.”  Later he said that Becky left her good salary behind to follow him on the road and homeschool the kids. (There was also a mention of some of “his” kids disappointing him but thankfully he hasn’t had to bury any of them like Job who burried 10 kids).

Ok, I'll give him a teeny tiny credit for inching microscopically towards being maybe a half-decent human being. I'll give Becky more credit for dragging his arse there kicking and screaming though. 

As to the Job comment I suspect he was trying to be grateful that his kids are still living even though his relationships with them aren't great at the moment... but I still read it as "at least I didn't have to hide the bodies" and thought "yeah, we've all been there..."

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10 hours ago, Yogi said:

The marriage conference is already over and it sounds like they went, left to go to some sort of church thing, then went back, and now it is already over!! I feel short changed.

Imagine how the other attendees felt...while he was there.

2 hours ago, keepercjr said:

Later he said that Becky left her good salary behind to follow him on the road and homeschool the kids.

Why would she (or anyone) agree to this?  Did he slip a little something into her weens?

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He said something about him and Becky having their troubles but that ain’t none your bees nests.

The reason he talked about Becky not bringing some stuff (and then taking some of the blame like an unusual and wonderfully egalitarian husband) is that he started to tell a story about going to the library to print something. I had to stop listening because it was so cringey, but I went back and listened to the last five minutes just to hear the end of the story about what happened at the library.

After all that, he didn’t even tell us. I need to know, honey!

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I finally got through the latest video. If this is his "job," why does he seem so disorganized in his live videos? If you only have one take, why not make sure everything is ready before you start recording? Have your phone/tablet on a stand, check the lighting, make sure your phone is turned off and the room is quiet. All the banging around was driving me crazy.

That and he kept stumbling over his words like he didn't really even know what he was talking about. If you're billing yourself as a preacher, why not maybe have your bible bookmarked for quick reference, or even some notes? The whole thing was just ridiculous, but I guess I should expect nothing less from my favorite Ween man.

I too cringed at the part where he was at first blaming Becky for leaving whatever it was that they needed to copy. Good job taking some credit there.

Also, there was one part where he kept talking about the bible and being saved and hell and all that (it kind of all ran together) and he said if you don't like it, Gary didn't write the bible. Jesus did. Did I hear that right? I'm pretty sure Jesus did not write the bible because he wasn't around for a huge chunk of it. 

Also I messaged Mr. Puma and let him know I was watching Bro Ween's sermon and he was giving marriage advice. He wrote back, oh no!

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2 hours ago, Dandruff said:

Why would she (or anyone) agree to this?  Did he slip a little something into her weens?

Now, do you really think he'd share the weens?  Or more importantly, would she voluntarily eat them?

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1 minute ago, Granwych said:

Now, do you really think he'd share the weens?  Or more importantly, would she voluntarily eat them?

I think he'd agree to share if she cooked them, and if she was willing to cook that slop then I guess she'd be willing to try it.  I suspect that just about anything could be slipped in and not affect the taste or appearance substantially.

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1 minute ago, Dandruff said:

I think he'd agree to share if she cooked them, and if she was willing to cook that slop then I guess she'd be willing to try it.  I suspect that just about anything could be slipped in and not affect the taste or appearance substantially.

The appearance alone starts up my gag reflex. 

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"Slipping something in" and weens is too much for me to take.

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13 minutes ago, MarblesMom said:

"Slipping something in" and weens is too much for me to take.

Well, now your just stirrin' up desires in me that can't be righteously fufilled.  Mr. Meet ( huh huh huh) won't come near me except to refill my water and drop off soup.  I have a terrible cold and he's covering his mouth/nose to food drop even.  No way I'm getting any!  Lol. Haymayn!

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