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Yeah I live in Minneapolis. But my team is still DA BEARS. 

And if you all hear excessive use of the word fornication or other curse words or celebration coming from a northerly direction you know why. 

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Fornicate. 

I can’t stand the Cowboys. And of course I like the Vikings except when they play the Bears. 

Ugh. 

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And if last Sunday’s score wasn’t bad enough, the Vikings got tricked into saluting the service of a porn star 

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As if getting bludgeoned 40-3 at the hands of the Dallas Cowboys wasn’t embarrassing enough, one unfortunate stadium jumbotron operator took the Minnesota Vikings’ humiliation a step further by falling for a faux “Salute to Service” photo featuring a porn star.

Steven Wolfe, better known by his stage name Johnny Sins, has portrayed myriad professions throughout his adult film career. In one particular film, the 43-year-old donned fatigues to play a service member. The resulting imagery — Johnny in outdated camouflage bearing no name tape — has been deployed in the years since to trick popular personalities into “thank you for your service” gaffes.

The U.S. Bank Stadium jumbotron operator is the latest to fall victim, sharing one Twitter user’s erroneous well wishes on the stadium’s big screen for all to see.

 

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Once again FORNICATE.