Political Memes, Comics, and other Shenanigans, Part 27

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[thoughtful]

 

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2 minutes ago, thoughtful said:

 

I'm guessing he's experienced with jock itch, hemorrhoids, and athlete's foot.

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2 minutes ago, GreyhoundFan said:

I'm guessing he's experienced with jock itch, hemorrhoids, and athlete's foot.

And possibly allergic reactions to hair pomade:

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[ADoyle90815]

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[ADoyle90815]

[thoughtful]

Donald sings:

In a little while from now
If I'm not feeling any less sour
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit my own Trump tower.

And climb into my bed
My Pillow on my head
In an effort to
Make it clear to whoever what it's like when you're pouting.

Left standing without Mitch, what a bitch
With people saying, “My God, that's great!
It’s only fate,
No point in his remaining.”
I thought my thugs would win,
Now my head’s in a spin,
Impeached again, poor, poor me.

To think that only yesterday
I was just like Il Duce,
Standing on my turf, bossing every serf
Who served at my feet every day.

I sent goons to knock Dems down,
With cable ties they’d be bound,
They knocked down the fence, never found Pence,
And they smeared the wall with feces.

Leaving me to doubt
Talk about, that red guy, Satan.
Oh, if he really does exist
Why’s he keep me waitin’?
In my hour of need
I truly am indeed
Impeached again, poor, poor me.

It seems to me if
There were more heads broken in D. C.
That can't be mended
That would be splendid.
What do I do?
Pence, I blame you.

(Instrumental interlude, with whining and tantrums)

Impeached again, poor, poor me.

Losing dough over the years
I am horribly in arrears
And I think that it stank when that Deutsche Bank
Threw me out, leaving me in tears.

And my heart is oh, so numb,
Without Twitter beneath my thumb,
I can’t understand why my thoughts so grand
All my MAGA love has been muted!

Leaving me to golf
Gotta play each one where it falls.
Despite a lot of threats from me
My caddy still won’t move balls.
And so I pass the time,
Just what was my big crime?
Impeached again, poor, poor me.

Impeached again, poor, poor me.

 

 

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[FloraKitty35]

10 hours ago, thoughtful said:

 

Matt Gaetz is so gross crabs don't want to be infested with him.

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10 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Saw this on my feed earlier 

 

Probably he got fired because he supported the rioting.