Seriously, Steve?

[dripcurl]

Morning Steve! Your extremely out of context statements of varying polarity without any valid conclusion was excellent morning reading. Apparently they are all somehow LIES.

 

” * It’s just a stage and he’ll grow out of it.
* We can make these payments.
* It’s a choice, not a child.
* I can quit anytime.
* This won’t hurt me.
* You can't win if you don't play.
* It’s for the children, and it’s just a harmless fun holiday.”

 

 

[AllisonWndrland]

Yeesh, Steve, today was ridiculously out there. Maybe take a minute to relax and realize life will continue on if you unclench a bit. 

Did I buy a lottery ticket? Yep. Did I get up and start working this morning even though I hadn't checked the numbers? Yep. Will my kids make it through Halloween without summoning a demon? Most likely. Am I enjoying a Dr. Pepper while working and will I have another in a couple days? Of course. Know why, Steve-oh? Because life isn't an all or nothing proposition. 

A bit ranty this morning, but today's Seriously Steve was just so effing judgmental. 

[AllisonWndrland]

On second thought, I shouldn't be ranting. I should be out getting more porn for my husband while driving my brand new financed Tesla on the way to my abortion with a margarita in hand on a Sunday after stopping at the casino and a Trunk or Treat with my kids. 

[Howl]

Didn't Steve take a major risk when he retired early because he was, let's face it, tired of working a job-type job?

24 minutes ago, AllisonWndrland said:

I should be out getting more porn for my husband

I dunno why, but the term "Bible porn" just popped into my mind.  I wonder how Steve explains some of the more salacious and (let's face it) overtly sexual episodes and passages in the Bible.  I wouldn't be surprised if that's been withheld from Sarah and the other maidens. 

Edited October 24, 2018 by Howl

[AllisonWndrland]

7 minutes ago, Howl said:

I wouldn't be surprised if that's been withheld from Sarah and the other maidens. 

 

I have wondered about that very thing. If all the kidults had to outline the Bible to graduate, that presumably includes the entire thing. How do they address the sexier sections? How do you explain the incest and rape? 

[dripcurl]

It pisses me off that these Dominionist men insist that it’s a sin to make a payment on anything. This is rooted in privilege, and they themselves had to make payments of some kind either on rent, college, etc or their parents did for them. Steve, you would not be this financially well off and be able to do have your entire family own houses debt-free if it weren’t for you working a normal, well paying job back in the day. You wouldn’t have recieved the education and experience for said job if you were not in the military. 

[SPHASH]

Coward Steve is completely unhinged today.  But then again its a full ?.

[HerNameIsBuffy]

3 hours ago, AllisonWndrland said:

Will my kids make it through Halloween without summoning a demon? Most likely.

To be fair, you don't know that. 

[AllisonWndrland]

1 minute ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

To be fair, you don't know that. 

They do attend public school, so it's probably more likely we will have a demon than not. 

[Black Aliss]

4 hours ago, Howl said:

Didn't Steve take a major risk when he retired early because he was, let's face it, tired of working a job-type job?

I dunno why, but the term "Bible porn" just popped into my mind.  I wonder how Steve explains some of the more salacious and (let's face it) overtly sexual episodes and passages in the Bible.  I wouldn't be surprised if that's been withheld from Sarah and the other maidens. 

Oh, I'm sure their bibles have the naughty bits either blacked out or entire pages removed. If Steve doesn't want them to know that a rooster needs to fertilize eggs in order them to hatch, he sure doesn't want them knowing (in the information sense) about knowing (in the carnal sense)

OTOH, they named their bus Uriah and I'm pretty sure it wasn't named for Uriah Heep, so how did they come up with that name without knowing the story of David and Uriah and Uriah's lovely wife?

[CyborgKin]

Speaking of demon summoning, the other week I saw someone wearing this shirt:

https://www.wickedclothes.com/products/lets-summon-demons-ringer-shirt#

Also speaking of demon summoning, anyone else watch Legends of Tomorrow?  I think the Maxwells would spontaneously combust if exposed to that show   Especially this week's episode.

[albanuadh_1]

16 hours ago, Black Aliss said:

f Steve doesn't want them to know that a rooster needs to fertilize eggs in order them to hatch, he sure doesn't want them knowing (in the information sense) about knowing (in the carnal sense)

Do tell? Where is this? lol

[Elegant Mess]

7 hours ago, CyborgKin said:

Speaking of demon summoning, the other week I saw someone wearing this shirt:

https://www.wickedclothes.com/products/lets-summon-demons-ringer-shirt#

OMG I love that retro look, which they totally nailed!  I may be purchasing some of these!  

[Howl]

8 hours ago, CyborgKin said:

Speaking of demon summoning, the other week I saw someone wearing this shirt:

https://www.wickedclothes.com/products/lets-summon-demons-ringer-shirt#

Also speaking of demon summoning, anyone else watch Legends of Tomorrow?  I think the Maxwells would spontaneously combust if exposed to that show   Especially this week's episode.

Please click on the link for the demon summoning tee.   The comments are hilarious! 

20 hours ago, Black Aliss said:

If Steve doesn't want them to know that a rooster needs to fertilize eggs in order them to hatch, he sure doesn't want them knowing (in the information sense) about knowing (in the carnal sense)

I  yearn for Sarah to ask him to explain a cloaca. Hint: it's not a women's jacket. 

Edited October 25, 2018 by Howl

[zee_four]

On 10/24/2018 at 9:29 AM, AllisonWndrland said:

On second thought, I shouldn't be ranting. I should be out getting more porn for my husband while driving my brand new financed Tesla on the way to my abortion with a margarita in hand on a Sunday after stopping at the casino and a Trunk or Treat with my kids. 

You mean a Trunk or Treat AT the casino right? LOL

[AllisonWndrland]

You mean a Trunk or Treat AT the casino right? LOL

That would be so convenient!

[zee_four]

1 minute ago, AllisonWndrland said:

2 minutes ago, zee_four said:

You mean a Trunk or Treat AT the casino right? LOL

That would be so convenient!

Exactly! Like youth group at a strip club or public school field trips to the liquor store. I mean if you're going to be hell-bound for doing one thing, may as well double it up AND have some fun.

[Black Aliss]

8 hours ago, Howl said:

Please click on the link for the demon summoning tee.   The comments are hilarious! 

I  yearn for Sarah to ask him to explain a cloaca. Hint: it's not a women's jacket. 

I once worked in an office with an elderly (okay, I was in my mid-twenties, so maybe she was. . .50?), bookkeeper. She had never married, lived in the house where she was born, slept every night with her sister in the same double bed they had shared since they graduated from cribs. She told me one day that she had never been able to eat eggs once she realized where they came from. I asked innocently, "you mean, from chickens?" No, she meant from whence they emerged from the chicken, from the, in her words, the "you know, down there!"

[PennySycamore]

@Black Aliss,  I don't know whether that's funny or sad or both.

Some of the things I read from vegans (Skinny Bitch was terrible about this) talked about dairy and eggs in terms that make them sound disgusting (talking about an egg as a failed period, for example).  Just because milk and eggs have to do with reproduction is not a reason not to eat them.  Animal welfare is a far better reason to eschew diary and eggs.

[MamaJunebug]

On 10/25/2018 at 10:20 PM, PennySycamore said:

@Black Aliss,  I don't know whether that's funny or sad or both.

Some of the things I read from vegans (Skinny Bitch was terrible about this) talked about dairy and eggs in terms that make them sound disgusting (talking about an egg as a failed period, for example).  Just because milk and eggs have to do with reproduction is not a reason not to eat them.  Animal welfare is a far better reason to eschew diary and eggs.

A vegan friend recently talked about the problems of consuming inter species milk. I admire the idea of living without eating stuff that harms animals and I drink very little milk — but give up cheeses? Won’t happen.

 

@Black Aliss:

You remind me of a true story. BigMJB didn’t like chicken because of the trauma involved in  killing & butchering the birds, but she was fine with us kids enjoying fried chicken when we were dining out. She drew the line, however, at chicken salad. She said, “Little June, don't you realize they get the meat from ALL OVER the bird? Even its ... butt?!”

? I need to write a little book. “The World According To BMJB.”

Edited October 27, 2018 by MamaJunebug

[AliceInFundyland]

I had to laugh at the above comment. My mom says that when I was little I was really fascinated by the meat section of the supermarket and would grill her about where everything came from.

It’s possible that’s where my deep level of discomfort with lunchmeat comes from.

When I play Survivor in my head. I think about what meat would be easiest for me to eat if the world starts breaking down or whatever. It generally starts with game type animals.

[Lisafer]

Re: the sexy bits in the Bible. I seriously doubt that those parts are "blacked out." My fundie family would read through the Bible in its entirety. A lot of the sexual stuff went over our heads as we were not well educated in that area. I do remember my dad being a bit embarrassed by the bestiality laws during our family Bible time.

[AllisonWndrland]

Despite Steve's assurances to the contrary, my public-school, Halloween-celebrating children summoned no demons yesterday. In your face, Steve. 

 

[SPHASH]

In the latest Seriously post Coward Steve talks about inmates being discouraged from breaking out of Leavenworth Penitentiary.  Quite ironic that he has created a penitentiary in his own home.

[CyborgKin]

The Maxwell Leavenworth Penitentiary inmates could leave at any time if they wanted to but they've independently chosen not to ?