Trump 31: Parody of a Presidency

[Howl]

Lordy, I wish there'd been tapes. 

[fraurosena]

@Howl, it turns out there were tapes!

 Only not the type we're all thinking about. I just posted an article in the Russian Connection thread that the Miss Universe host says that he had a taped interview with him on the 9th (after speaking with him on the 8th, and also speaking to him in the early hours of the 10th). No wonder the presidunce is now denying what he said to Comey and is admitting to staying in Russia.

 

[fraurosena]

Ask a narcissistic megalomaniac what he thinks of himself, of course you'll get this answer. 

 

Oh, this interview with F&F is a veritable goldmine!

After playing right into their hands, Clifford and Avenatti must be laughing their asses off!

For that matter, so will the SDNY feds...

 

[Gobsmacked]

Having just listened to Dumpy's ranting on that fox segment. No words. He spews total shite, he can't stay on track even for a minute. It's not even fathomable that a sitting President would behave like that. Earth has spun off its axis into a parallel universe taking us all along for the ride.

I know there is nothing to say that hasn't already been said. .

He is still hoping to visit the UK this year. The marches will be incredible, people lots of people, more people than he has ever seen.................

[GreyhoundFan]

 

[formergothardite]

The Fox news people look super uncomfortable listening to him ramble. It looks like they are terrified about what he might say. 

[GreyhoundFan]

 

[Gobsmacked]

10 minutes ago, formergothardite said:

The Fox news people look super uncomfortable listening to him ramble. It looks like they are terrified about what he might say. 

Serves them right for working there. 

[AmazonGrace]

Couldn't they tape him and have the lawyer edit out all the incriminating parts?

[Alisamer]

8 minutes ago, formergothardite said:

The Fox news people look super uncomfortable listening to him ramble. It looks like they are terrified about what he might say. 

They're probably afraid he'll say something that they can't think of some way to spin as positive, and risk losing their jobs for appearing to oppose him. 

I find it funny that when I check the headlines on my phone, there'll be headlines from five or six news sources talking about whatever the latest scandal is, and then Fox News with an article about something completely unrelated (and only mildly newsworthy, sometimes). It's like everyone else is like "President Trump's Porn Star Problem" and they're like "Firemen Rescue Kitten From Tree".

[AmazonGrace]

 

 

[fraurosena]

1 minute ago, AmazonGrace said:

Couldn't they tape him and have the lawyer edit out all the incriminating parts?

Now where would the fun be in that?

The [redacted redacted redacted] but my [redacted] fake news [redacted redacted] and everybody says this [redacted redacted redacted redacted] Believe me!

3 minutes ago, Alisamer said:

It's like everyone else is like "President Trump's Porn Star Problem" and they're like "Firemen Rescue Kitten From Tree Horny Panda's".

FTFY.

[AmazonGrace]

Who needs enemies when you got Fox and Friends.

I love it that he got slapped for the interview so fast, both by the SDNY and Avenatti.

I bet he thought he was so smart. And he probably had received a Sharpied note from his lawyer saying DO NOT TALK ABOUT COHEN. DO NOT TALK ABOUT COMEY. DO NOT TALK ABOUT STORMY. IN FACT, DO NOT TALK AT ALL.

 

 

[AmazonGrace]

They shut him down after he said he's not going to stay away from the justice dept. Isn't that obstruction of justice if you interfere with the justice dept?

 

[formergothardite]

All of them look stricken the entire time. The second he said that he was going to interfere with the justice dept. they wanted him off the air. They do not really want him to call back another day. 

[AmazonGrace]

 Yeah, they're right, Fox and Friends threw him off the air

[fraurosena]

Sweet Rufus, could they have picked a more ominous and fitting date? 

US President Donald Trump to visit the UK on Friday 13 July

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US President Donald Trump is to visit the UK on Friday 13 July, the White House says.

Britain's ambassador to the US, Sir Kim Darroch, tweeted that he was "delighted" by the announcement.

Downing Street said Mr Trump would hold bilateral talks with Prime Minister Theresa May, and "further details will be set out in due course".

Mrs May was the first foreign leader to visit Mr Trump in the White House after his inauguration.

 

[Howl]

Well, I must say that this has been a quite robust and simply BRILLIANT Infrastructure Week so far.  It has not disappointed!  More Scott Pruitt, Ronny charted a new course but sank 50 yards from the dock, FLOTUS rates a card and some flowers, and Trump 1) connected himself to Cohen live, on air and 2) threatened obstruction of justice (sort of) live, on air 3) made Faux News hosts throw up in their mouths a little and squirm.   Avenatti was waiting.  I'd highly recommend watching that Faux clip with the sound turned off and just enjoy the body language. 

Loved this tweet: 

And we still have the rest of today and Friday!  I'd love for Mueller to drop something on Friday.  

[Gobsmacked]

51 minutes ago, fraurosena said:

Sweet Rufus, could they have picked a more ominous and fitting date? 

US President Donald Trump to visit the UK on Friday 13 July

 

Just rushed over here after the news popped up on my phone. 

Sky news are reporting that 6 conservative groups are suggesting that he stays in his ' ancestral home of scotland'!!  Damn cheek, Scotland doesn't want him. At all. Not ever. Theresa May invited him. He should stay in London. 

If he does visit Scotland we are perfectly capable of organising marches is all our major cities. 

The other idea seems to be to hide him away in the countryside at Chequers. (The official hideaway for British PM's.) The very bestest bigly idea is that he doesn't darken our shores. 

[AmazonGrace]

4 hours ago, fraurosena said:

 

That one was a pretty epic shutdown too... "So yeah, Michael Cohen just pleaded the fifth, would love to chat more about him but we  have to talk about more important things... how do you like KANYE...?"

Mr. President, may I distract you with this shiny object over here?

[JMarie]

18 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

That one was a pretty epic shutdown too... "So yeah, Michael Cohen just pleaded the fifth, would love to chat more about him but we  have to talk about more important things... how do you like KANYE...?"

Mr. President, may I distract you with this shiny object over here?

I like how the guy on the right (sorry, I'm only fluent in Fox News In The Evening) starts fidgeting with a pen at about 1:10.

[AmazonGrace]

Probably he has Ty Cobb going crazy at his earpiece.

[Audrey2]

29 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

Probably he has Ty Cobb going crazy at his earpiece.

Every time Ty Cobb is mentioned, I still think of the old baseball player for the Detroit Tigers, who was a real bastard, according to his contemporaries.

[samira_catlover]

1 hour ago, Gobsmacked said:

Just rushed over here after the news popped up on my phone. 

Sky news are reporting that 6 conservative groups are suggesting that he stays in his ' ancestral home of scotland'!!  Damn cheek, Scotland doesn't want him. At all. Not ever. Theresa May invited him. He should stay in London. 

If he does visit Scotland we are perfectly capable of organising marches is all our major cities. 

The other idea seems to be to hide him away in the countryside at Chequers. (The official hideaway for British PM's.) The very bestest bigly idea is that he doesn't darken our shores. 

<snip> He should stay in London.  <snip>  

London doesn't have enough problems all on its own?  FFS and calling on Sweet Rufus, we've got this damned lunatic here in the States.  Please, in your kindness, send prayers, novenas, incense, rosaries, candles, ANYTHING you can---and hoping Team Mueller can get enough data for impeachment, conviction in Senate, and subsequent criminal trials.

[Gobsmacked]

3 hours ago, formergothardite said:

All of them look stricken the entire time. The second he said that he was going to interfere with the justice dept. they wanted him off the air. They do not really want him to call back another day. 

The Fox bosses were no doubt screaming through their ear pieces for them to WRAP it up!!!

Hopefully Dumpy McFuckface will call back next Thursday or whenever. His blood pressure will shoot up and render him silent. Please Dumpy, ring Fox News again before departing to the UK. WE DONOT WANT YOU.

Amnisty are already planning peaceful marches. I still cannot believe that 6 Tory groups are suggesting he stay away from London. Typical as if London is the ONLY city in the UK!!!!! 

Grrrrrr.. Off to drink wine. McFuckface drives me to it.