JinJer: When Shorts Attack!

[WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?]

21 hours ago, Scrabblemaster said:

I have neither cat and nor dog nor any other animal. But for this thread I wish I had.

My friend got me one of these for my freshman dorm room (way back in the dark ages):

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In case it's hard to tell, it's a cardboard cut-out of a tabby cat.

He was a great pet. Very low maintenance. I think he might still be in a box or on a shelf somewhere...

[mpheels]

10 hours ago, Vex said:

I have a cat who I'm pretty sure would be special needs if he was human. He's so sweet and so pretty but he's clearly challenged. We think he might be missing a chromosome, since that's something that's known to occur with his breed (Ragdoll).

Last year I met someone who also had a Ragdoll who they believed was challenged. It turned out our cats came from the same breeder and were related, so I don't think it's just my imagination. It's made all the more obvious because my other cats are normal in one instance and quite smart in the other (although my 17-year-old is now blind and deaf).

I also have a 17 year old Ragdoll - she usually seems to be pretty dumb, but she's quick to work out patterns if they involve food. I give her hairball prevention treats when I go to bed. As soon as she hears me brushing my teeth at night, she sits on the edge of the bed waiting.

[SamiKatz]

My ragdoll is a smart cookie, but he's a real troll.  I always say his favourite hobby is KSD (knocking sh*t down), and he has absolutely no sense of personal space at all.  He's beautiful though, and a real snuggle buddy so I love him regardless of his troll ways.

[karen77]

20 hours ago, Fascinated said:

In the toilet = genius. On the toilet = pathetic.

It was in, sorry, she was sitting ON it though, lol!

[allthegoodnamesrgone]

23 hours ago, Jinder Roles said:

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Fun fact: I actually did have a 'pet' rock for  about 2 days in pre-school. True story.

Weird fact, by little brother had a pet necklace.  We weren't allowed pets because, and I quote my mother "you damn kids are dirty enough, I won't have a damn animal messing up MY house".  He was 5 and carried it with him everywhere for almost a year, until it broke and then he threw it away.  He was a very strange kid. 

[Thorns]

@Mela99

Aaaaand here we have Charlie the unicorn! 

It is awesomely weird.

[OldFadedStar]

11 hours ago, AlwaysExcited said:

Unicorns that poop rainbows, pff. My highly advanced and genius dog poops veterinary bills!

Ahahaha this is so true. Mine does the same! 

 

Though I don't know which animal is pooping more bills... my 10 week old puppy or my 5 month old cat

 

heres the stinkers 

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[Galbin]

Not much to add, but I am so in love with my two feline headships. 

So much so that I recently asked for my aunt's thoughts on why I am so tired all the time (like yawning tired) despite sleeping 8-9 hours a night. We got to talking and I revealed that I have recently been getting up a few times a night with Headship 1. Yeah, she helped me figure out the issue pretty quickly. I have to my feline daughter downstairs now, but that makes me feel guilty.

Oh, this is a tough season of life...

[feministxtian]

5 hours ago, SamiKatz said:

My ragdoll is a smart cookie, but he's a real troll.  I always say his favourite hobby is KSD (knocking sh*t down), and he has absolutely no sense of personal space at all.  He's beautiful though, and a real snuggle buddy so I love him regardless of his troll ways.

Big Stoopid also has no sense of personal space either. He evidently got his ass kicked by his sister while we were out (large clumps of stoopid undercoat all over the rug). He is now laying against me...like if he could get closer he would. When we got home, he loudly told me all about getting his ass kicked. Sissy is walking around like her shit don't stink. 

[Mayluka]

The Duggars were tagged in pictures that show that were/are at the Ark Encounter, and Jinger was there (as well as Anna). 

 

[Four is Enough]

To me, that's an odd choice of footwear for a pencil skirt. Stacked heel booties? Knee length skirt? Seems to make her look shorter.

 

[jerkit]

Okay, I'm calling a pregnancy announcement for April 7th.

[Pasta]

Shit, that might be a bump.  What the hell, finger? You were supposed to be preventing.  

[actuallyjessica]

That's definitely a bump.

[ValeryVal]

It does looks like a bump. it doesn't really surprise me but it's still kind of depressing.

[Jana814]

Deffently a bump!!  I really wished she would have waited. 

[Gillyweed]

I think it's a bump. How far along do you think she is (if she is pregnant)?

[MargaretElliott]

I'm not going to call a bump, because my stomach looks like that all the time and I've never been pregnant. If they announce soon, though, I am prepared to eat my words. With the Duggar daughters, it's the phenomenon of Schrodinger's uterus. Simultaneously pregnant and not pregnant until stated otherwise. Could be pregnant. Or she could have had a burrito for lunch. We'll see.

[jerkit]

1 minute ago, MargaretElliott said:

I'm not going to call a bump, because my stomach looks like that all the time and I've never been pregnant. If they announce soon, though, I am prepared to eat my words. With the Duggar daughters, it's the phenomenon of Schrodinger's uterus. Simultaneously pregnant and not pregnant until stated otherwise. Could be pregnant. Or she could have had a burrito for lunch. We'll see.

For both Jill and Jessa (and Alyssa bates for that matter), if I think I see a bump, they've been pregnant. We'll see if my streak continues.

[Georgiana]

I had a feeling JinJer had news when Josh and Anna announced.  That way, if the news of another M kid was met with disdain, the Duggars could detract attention by quickly announcing Jinger's news.  I think that's why Josh and Anna waited so long to announce: so that Jinger would be reasonably far along if her announcement was "rushed" to combat publicity.

[JermajestyDuggar]

3 minutes ago, Georgiana said:

I had a feeling JinJer had news when Josh and Anna announced.  That way, if the news of another M kid was met with disdain, the Duggars could detract attention by quickly announcing Jinger's news.  I think that's why Josh and Anna waited so long to announce: so that Jinger would be reasonably far along if her announcement was "rushed" to combat publicity.

I agree. That seems like Duggar logic. I already called Jill, Anna, and Jinger all being due within a few months of one another. Jill in July, Anna in August, and Jinger in September is my official prediction. 

[VineHeart137]

It could be honeymoon phase weight, right? Right??

 

What do you mean, I'm in denial?

[Casserole]

The stripes and the cross body bag pulling the shirt tight right above the abdomen makes it hard to call and a semi-optical illusion. I've had plenty of striped button up shirts pull tricks on my belly. I need a photo of another angle. 

[Kak]

56 minutes ago, Mayluka said:

The Duggars were tagged in pictures that show that were/are at the Ark Encounter, and Jinger was there (as well as Anna). 

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Hmm, where did this come from again? Can we see the whole photo? 

[ValeryVal]

39 minutes ago, Gillyweed said:

I think it's a bump. How far along do you think she is (if she is pregnant)?

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