Russell D: Homeless, Hapless, Helpless, Hustle-less

[Bethella]

11 hours ago, snarkysally said:

Honest question here...how is this guy a fundie? This guy is always talking about booze, women, etc. He's crass, curses, etc. What are the guidelines for fundie again?

Technically, Russ probably shouldn't be considered a fundie. He came on to our radar during his relationship with Sarah (the mother of his second daughter) who was a fundie until she had what I'm going to call a mid-life crisis. There was lots of back and forth between Sarah, her husband David and her boyfriend Russ including lots of Facebook posts and legal stuff (divorce, custody, assault, restraining orders). It was nuts and I couldn't keep track of all the twists and turns. After the baby was born Sarah and David calmed down (or at least stopped putting their shit on public Facebook for us to see and comment on). Russ, on the other hand, keeps posting, so we keep snarking.

My definition for a fundie is someone who believes that their belief system is the only possible answer to all life questions; they are very rigid in their thinking and don't have the flexibility to respond to things outside the dogmas of their beliefs.

[snarkysally]

51 minutes ago, Bethella said:

Technically, Russ probably shouldn't be considered a fundie. He came on to our radar during his relationship with Sarah (the mother of his second daughter) who was a fundie until she had what I'm going to call a mid-life crisis. There was lots of back and forth between Sarah, her husband David and her boyfriend Russ including lots of Facebook posts and legal stuff (divorce, custody, assault, restraining orders). It was nuts and I couldn't keep track of all the twists and turns. After the baby was born Sarah and David calmed down (or at least stopped putting their shit on public Facebook for us to see and comment on). Russ, on the other hand, keeps posting, so we keep snarking.

That makes sense! Thank you. Except...how did she get mixed up with him?!

[Bethella]

18 minutes ago, snarkysally said:

That makes sense! Thank you. Except...how did she get mixed up with him?!

I had to go looking since I couldn't remember. This was @SolomonFundy's post where Russ is first mentioned on FJ.

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I love, LOVE RomanticHistory, and I've been reading since the birth of her third son. Sarah Jane rocks my socks. That said, it may be a bit soon to celebrate. (Full disclosure: I follow her on Facebook.) Yes, she and David split for a while. To my understanding, she starting "seeing" a mutual friend of theirs about six months ago. (We will call him "R.") She and David made a show of celebrating their anniversary in September (Blog post from October 2), but she was already seeing the other guy at that point. I'm not sure when she asked David to leave, or if he left on his own, but she tellingly didn't put any pictures up from the family Christmas celebration this year. I suspect David left in early-mid November. She was staying with her children away from the home around the middle of that month. (Blog post Nov. 19 alludes to this, as well as visiting "a friend.")

She celebrated a late Christmas with "R" and his daughter, while David had the occasional emotional freak-out on Facebook and deleted his account a few times. Earlier this week, David (new account) started commenting on her posts with comments like "yes, my love", and yesterday, he changed his relationship status to "Married." Meanwhile, "R" made a post about how his "relationship of six months" had ended with a "fuck you and don't text." So apparently, Sarah has booted "R" and taken David back. I'm not sure if they are back under the same roof, but there you have it.

I don't particularly like David; he comes across as an oaf, a bully and an all-around jerk. But, he seems to have grown up A LOT in the past few years, and I really thought he had improved after the birth of their daughter last year. The surprise pregnancy seems to have been the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back. Sarah seems to have realized her mistake with David a long time ago, but she was making the most of it. However, I'm not surprised if they get back together. Sarah has no way to support herself and 5 small children, no way to pay rent, and a super-conservative family that probably won't offer a lot of support in this situation. Especially since it looks like Sarah may have initiated an adulterous affair.

It will be really interesting to see how all of this pans out. I had hoped that she really did intend to start anew, but then I saw that she was basically hopping from the frying pan to the fire with this random other ignorant redneck. It was really disheartening.

If you want to fall down this rabbit hole, this is the thread when Sarah left David (the above quoted post is on the first page of this thread). I've put Grappa  and Cognac  on standby for you.

[snarkysally]

40 minutes ago, Bethella said:

I had to go looking since I couldn't remember. This was @SolomonFundy's post where Russ is first mentioned on FJ.

If you want to fall down this rabbit hole, this is the thread when Sarah left David (the above quoted post is on the first page of this thread). I've put Grappa  and Cognac  on standby for you.

Oh...actually, just realized I'd read that before after all...or at least some of it. Cue the music, "it's all coming back to me, now."

[ellacinders]

The whole saga is like a really bad Lifetime Movie of the week, and Russ is the spin off  car wreck on the side of the road we can't not look at dramedy series.

 

 

 

 

[EweSheep]

At least David and SJ finally listened to us, keeping their shit off FB. For all I know SJ did just fine without David for while when he was on probation, and keeping his shit together and be a dad to his kids while on visitation. I don't think SJ got a guy and with all the kids in tow, she would be too busy.

As for Russ, well, he is fun to snark at.

[fundiefan]

Wow. Reading over some of that initial thread, and knowing what we now know about loser Russ, it was all clear as day then; only SJ & David were the main subjects and he was a supporting player.

David was an abusive asshole - I've never changed my opinion of him and I'm appalled that SJ every went back or played nice or pretended or whatever. She did play those two idiot boys against each other and both are stupid enough and lack the mental capacity to do anything but lap it up.

The only thing I give 'credit' to SJ for is taking her crap off FB and putting an end to her own whining about FJ talking about her public drama. The rest...she played for years and continues to play. It's more subtle, but she is doing it.

Russ...from day one has been a whiney victim waiting to pounce. The church he attends now is the same one that supposedly 'excommunicated' him. He was SJ's victim from the beginning, and David's, and the church's. He whined about his victimization from the day he came to FJ's attention. I've no doubt their shared 'victimization' was a leading factor in them hooking up in the first place; Russ surely didn't just recently start whining about being victimized by Lauren's mother. He and SJ wallowed in their shared victimization from their abusive, crazy ex's. A match made in hell.

David is a crazy mother fucker.

All three of the adults in this ongoing soap opera are pretty fucked up people who need serious mental health intervention. And all the true innocents -the kids who are used as ploys in the adults drama - need healthy parental role models which, through the misfortune of their births, they will never get.

[EweSheep]

I knew David was an abuser. Not sure about today because him and I come and went in events this year. Sure, he would correspond to all of our posts about general things and he enjoyed talking about antique stuff and his strong passionate things about God and his interpretation of the Bible sometimes go into different directions. We could go on and on expressing and explaining why it is so and some of friends would tell him off, getting into arguments or a very meaningful discussion. I have not personally seen anger in him out in the fields, sort of lost, a longing, a wish he was elsewhere or wishes his family was with him in these events. But it is a price he has to pay for his wrongdoings, no matter what was the situation, a mistake all three of them had to deal with. I think David dealt with the situation a lot better than Russ, being a father to Rose and that is all I can say about what I see on photographs. What is really going on right now between David and SJ? Who knows for sure but I know David wants to be closer to his family. If SJ was smart, just don't get married for a long while, put him to the test and it goes to both of them if they want to get back together which it is not easy since the trust issues still may be in the back of their heads, the insecurity. It is pretty upsetting for everyone I am sure.

As seeing the pictures of the kids, they are adjusting just fine and looking well. R is getting prettier and sassy too!

[nausicaa]

So breaking update:

Russell is the victim of cyber bullying. 

Thankfully he's got a crack team of "attourneys" and cyber forensic investigators willing to work (for Monopoly money presumably?) to lock us all up. Again, for the blatant and unpardonable felony of mocking a grown adult's public Facebook posts.

No word on if posting a picture of one pissing on "Fuck You" scrawled into the sand and tagging it #samehoedifferentstateanddate counts as "Being Kind."

 

[Koala]

Is he serious right now?  He has a child with serious medical issues, and he's whining to the internet about meanies in cyber space?  Really? 

The bizarre thing, is that he is constantly using his FB to call people out.  Is he going to tell his "attourney" about that? <---He sooooo doesn't have an attorney, and if he did they would laugh him and his broke self right out of their office.  

How about this, get off Facebook, do your job, and pay your child support.  THAT is a good plan.  That child deserves better than another summer of visits to Russell's "camp".  She also shouldn't have to read the the shit he's written online about her mother.  

Just despicable.  And again, I wish he would stop calling her by that ridiculous name.  It fits him perfectly, but it doesn't fit her at all.  

 

[EweSheep]

It isn't the first time Russ had mentioned about getting lawyers on those cyber bullies. After all, we aren't threatening him with bodily harm or losing his jobs by calling his employers. If he spend that much time worrying about cyber bullies, he is the bigger one and continues to feed on to his readers' speculations of what will happen. 

FJ is nothing but a gossip group, a funny group of people and make a good soap opera story for the character. After all Russ is famous on FJ lol! We would make good soap opera writers!!!

 

I think Russ had a panic attack on the story which has been retold a page ago of how Russ came in the picture with SJ and David. Then he has to start the lawyer's threat again, probably this is the third time he mentioned about it. He is broke and more often than not, it would be a waste of the lawyer's time.  They charge by the hour. 

What does Gooby means? Goobies? Goby fish?

[Mecca]

Maybe Russell can pay his legal and investigation fees with McDonalds gift certificates. 

I guess the chains are back on. Every time Russell starts up his theatening of investigations and attorneys, I am instantly brought back to guy that was ranting a several years back on YouTube about the cyber police back tracing and saying people had done goofed. Haha! 

Russ might want to slow his roll a little bit in regards to the cyber bullying claim. God knows there is enough proof of his actual bullying via the internet. I mean, he does talk some awful trash about the mother of his children in a public forum. We have all witnessed it and there are screen shots of such events. So before he starts preaching about words hurting, Russ might want to hold a mirror up to his own face and take a seat. 

Russell can solve all his problems by not saying stupid shit on the internet, but he likes the attention. Drama is his motivation in life. He thrives off conflict, and if there is none, he will manufacture it. This is just another day in the life of Russell. He has to be moaning about something.  

[HumbleJillyMuffin]

Of course Peoria, Illinois, is the Good Attourney for Cyber Bullying Capital of America. And Cyber Forensics Investigators too. Who are more than happy to lend their genius minds and skills to a guy who can't even keep a roof over his head and spends much of his time bullying ex-lovers, their spouses and family members, and various people who don't kiss his ass. It's comical AF the shit that Rusty has been posting lately. The memes about toxic people, honesty, and cyber bullying. Poor Rusty has been picked on all his life. So now it's his big chance to go after all those cyber bullies, threatening to use legal services he cannot afford in his lifetime. Ohhh, we should all be trembling in our Fruit of the Looms. 

Rusty, spend less time bitching about cyber bullies and look in the fucking mirror. A "man" who physically, mentally and emotionally abuses the women in his life is a bully too. Ring a bell, big boy? If you can't figure it out, maybe some of your clients can lay their hands on you for enlightenment. 

[EweSheep]

Oh no, his clients can't lay their hands on them, he might consider them as a threat of bodily harm! lol

I just got a visual of a group of people laying their hands on Russ and all Russ got was static lightening!

[fundiefan]

I am still waiting to be served from last time.

Does this mean I can expect to be served twice? Once by that other attourney and once by the cyber forensics custody judge specialist from Peoria, IL?

Do they need my name & address?

Bullys are not people who comment on public information.

Bullys are people who use what they know and harass someone with it. Sort of like questioning the Christianity of your child's mother, calling your ex's hoes all over the Internet, claiming your child's mother is benefitting financially from your (unpaid) child support and other benefits that provide your child with a home and a life. Bullying is the incessant whining about how people have wronged you - with no evidence, nothing to back it up. Bullying is going to great lengths to smear the reputation of the mothers of your children simply because you're pouting that they don't want you, don't like you and don't trust you.

But, what do I know? I am not a cyber forensics specialist custody judge attourney stopping everything to help out an unemployed, homeless twit in Illinois who is too pathetic to breathe.

And, let's talk harassment, Russ. I am sure your daughter's mother has a mile long list of what actual harassment consists of. You're such a whining, useless piece of crap, you need her to validate your existence, and the only way to make her to that is to harass her. Take her to court, whine about her all over the damn Internet, LIE about her all over the damn Internet; go places you shouldn't be, use your daughter...Over the last few years I think FJ probably has a good record of your behavior. If your attourney needs any of it for reference, I am sure the FJ powers that be would be happy to comply.

What threats have been made? I haven't seen any by anyone here. You're not important enough for anyone to risk their own soul by threatening.

So, no harassment. We don't come to you, dude. You read here religiously; for the most part, one person here may hit up your public Facebook and comment about it here and we all have a conversation; I don't even think half the people in FJ view your FB and no doubt there are even more who don't even know who the hell you are.

There are thousands of posters on FJ and not all of them follow and participate in every single topic. I so want to see you and your attourney cyber forensic custody judge filter through that. Contact every single member, pull their computers, phones, tablets, any other electronic equipment and search for the one little piece of evidence they posted on a topic discussing the great and mighty Russell.

The more I think about this (it is a really freaking slow day today and I am feeling like crap; I have a lot of empty time to kill because I am too miserably feeling to actually think or function) the funnier and more pathetic it gets.

 

[ellacinders]

Another good laugh this mourning, courtesy of Russ and his mythical elfin attourneys.   They show up only a few times a year, and if you make enough bogus claims on facebook, they will come to your aid and represent you for free.  

Unlike their real life counterpart, the attorney, who does NOT represent people for free, who generally will NOT take your case if there's even a whiff of defeat and inability to go after the other party to pay their fee.  A decent attorney will sit you down and let you know that before they look at what you want them to look at, they're going to take a look at what YOU have been posting and publishing.  Because, should they decide to take your case, the last thing they want is to have the other attorney pull your shit out of their pocket and fling it at a judge or jury, because this negates your case.  AND, opens up the option for others to sue YOU.

But please, by all means, Russ, keep on entertaining us with your fairy tales. 

 

 

 

[ellacinders]

Oh, and Russ - you do realize, that you will need to cough up a good $5,000 - $10,000 for that cyber forensic investigator, right?  Who will take custody of YOUR laptop and go through it with a fine toothed comb.   They aren't just going to look up Free Jinger on their computer, and they probably won't begin work without a nice, fat retainer fee.

And, while they're going through your laptop, because they will pull up everything - lord only knows what they'll find.

Oh - and that fabulous cyber bully law writing judge you appear in front of so often, claiming you cannot pay your child support?  He will smile in wonder that you somehow came up with the funds for a cyber forensic investigation into some people who comment on your cyber bullying.

Don't throw stones when you live in a glass tent.

 

[Koala]

2 hours ago, ellacinders said:

Don't throw stones when you live in a glass tent.

 

2 hours ago, ellacinders said:

mythical elfin attourneys

Thank you @ellacinders.  I may have cried a little bit thinking about Russ and his mythical elfin attourneys living in a glass tent down by the river.

Russ:

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I DONT DATE OR HAVE SEX

Yeah, Russ doesn't date or have sex!  He games.  And posts on Facebook.  What a catch. 

[ellacinders]

If he doesn't have sex then......huh.  How'd he get those two babies?  The stork just dropped them down on him without his permission?

Um, Russ, not only do you fully participate in having sex, you tend to do so with women who are married to other people.  I guess in your mind, that doesn't count?

[nausicaa]

1 hour ago, ellacinders said:

If he doesn't have sex then......huh.  How'd he get those two babies?  The stork just dropped them down on him without his permission?

Angels maybe?

The same angels who placed a bottle of hard alcohol next to the dinner he was eating while watching the Oscars?

The same damn angels who made the bottle look nearly empty in subsequent pictures?

It couldn't have been Russ. He doesn't drink.

[EweSheep]

Nah, that's the OLD Russ. The new Russ was saved by Christ. But Russ like to sin again and again lol!

[ellacinders]

Oh that Russ, you can set your watch by him.

[fundiefan]

12 hours ago, EweSheep said:

Nah, that's the OLD Russ. The new Russ was saved by Christ. But Russ like to sin again and again lol!

How many time can this Christ guy save one person? And what does it mean when said person goes making babies with married women, lies, manipulates, harasses, shirks all responsibility in life, disrespects the mothers of his children blatantly & publicly...

Russ is no poster child for 'being saved' and this Christ dude should sue for false representation.

[bea]

Perhaps something was wrong during the second delivery and he's suffered brain damage.

Oh my God, Russy, keep whining about the big 'ole meanies taking about you. If you didn't LIKE it, you pathetic turd, you'd stop posting snapshots of your sad, sad life.

[ellacinders]

Gotta love his brother, calling him out on FB for not staying in touch with him.  I feel bad for his brother.  Russ probably only bothers contacting him when he needs something and no one else will respond to him.  Total user.  His brother should cut his losses and walk away.  Unless Lauren is attached to him.  Sounds like she probably barely knows him.