A bunch of Cabinetman's previous user names?

[THERetroGamerNY]

16 minutes ago, Firiel said:

He was known for making ridiculous, grandiose claims about being stronger the 97% of men and being too smart for college and ridiculous stuff like that.

Soooooo... sorta like a Fundie-infused Trump?

[twin2]

11 hours ago, formergothardite said:

My most favorite CabinetBoy moment was when he had to log in when he saw we had a thread about his wife's discussion of his bull wrestling abilities.  He knew that his story was bullshit and now he knew that we had proof his story was bullshit. It was great. 

Yes, he couldn't be bothered to come defend himself while we pointed out how he mistreated and abused his wife.  But the second we questioned his bull 'restin abilities, back here to defend himself faster the bull who kicked his ass.

3 hours ago, Firiel said:

Where to begin?

CM started commenting on Lori Alexander's blog and soon admitted to doing some terrible things to "help" his wife when she was "out of control" (for instance, he locked her in a small cabin and isolated her from friends).  He started a blog that was completely filled with Christian MRA nonsense and he always took the bait when commentors called him out.

He was known for making ridiculous, grandiose claims about being stronger the 97% of men and being too smart for college and ridiculous stuff like that.

He flounced once when we discovered his identity and "moved to Alaska" (he didn't move at all).  He came back to his blog for a while but finally disappeared for good after another website picked up a particularly terrible blog post of his and he started to get even more unwanted attention.

Additionally, 50% of the time was was using statistics. 99% of the time he was making up 100% of his statistics, 98% of FJ will back me up on that.

[Fascinated]

How I wish I was here then. You guys are killing me.

[twin2]

Here is the running list of awesomeness:

L.Ron Cupboard

Chester Drawers

Storage Sociopath

Block O' Wood

Cabinetboy

Armoire Asshole 

Woody Woodpecker

Boobert

With the exception of Doug Phillips is a Tool, I'm not sure there has been another fundie who has gotten our creative juices going so much.

 

[Fascinated]

8 minutes ago, twin2 said:

Here is the running list of awesomeness:

L.Ron Cupboard

Chester Drawers

Storage Sociopath

Block O' Wood

Cabinetboy

Armoire Asshole 

Woody Woodpecker

Boobert

With the exception of Doug Phillips is a Tool, I'm not sure there has been another fundie who has gotten our creative juices going so much.

 

Just...perfect.  

[THERetroGamerNY]

Even without full context, or even archives: L.Ron Cupboard is pure gold. Totally brings a smile to my face.

[twin2]

I had to go back and read the bull wrestling thread.  Oh god, tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.  Apparently I called him File Cabinet in that thread, which I shall pat myself on the back for and I forgot that he had 'files' on us.  Wonders if he is looking at them right now......

[usmcmom]

One time a commenter on his blog expressed some thoughts that were very similar to a comment I'd made here, so Cabinet Man replied with "USCMOM, right??" 'cause he always liked to leave out the first "M" in my user name.  The commenter was really confused and was like "wait, what?"  So I posted a comment here every two minutes demanding that Robert apologize for falsely accusing me. It was obvious he was reading here. He tried to make some claim that the email from his commenter was the same as mine (like he'd know that....). 

Finally, I may or may not have hinted that I was going to contact my active duty Marine son and have his intelligence buddies hack into Robert's  home computer.  I may or may not have called it "Operation Shut the Cabinet Door." Then Robert published an apology.  The best part?? My son had just been discharged and was asleep in his childhood bedroom at the time. 

Also, the time he made that post about only "get her off" 80% of the time? I said I was going to send the link to my son and his buddies in the barracks and watch the comments climb on Robert's blog.  Again...didn't do it, but he did close down the blog soon after that.  But geesh, the thought of a bunch of Marines commenting on Robert's sex advice post made me so very happy. 

I was just thinking about Cabinet Man earlier this week and hoping he'd comment on Lori's spanking post. He was very much against spanking and openly disagreed with her and Ken on that. 

Edited for punctuation...then again to say why I edited.

 

[usmcmom]

22 minutes ago, twin2 said:

I had to go back and read the bull wrestling thread.  Oh god, tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.  Apparently I called him File Cabinet in that thread, which I shall pat myself on the back for and I forgot that he had 'files' on us.  Wonders if he is looking at them right now......

Oh yeah, he had files AND PHOTOS I think.  Also, he had an attorney on retainer so he could sue us for slander and harassment.

Oh, oh, oh!  Also, he promised to stop commenting on FJ if we promised to leave him alone and not call the government authorities on him.  He also claimed to know more about female hormones than ANY WOMAN ON EARTH...EVER!!

These are such happy memories....sigh.

[usmcmom]

For those new to the whole Cabinet Man mess, here is a sample of his work.  He reappeared on Spiritual Sounding Board to defend himself after that one very disgusting "marital advice" post.  Here is the post, as published by him in the comments of SSB in an effort to...well....I don't know what. Number 5 is what got him into the most trouble.

Quote

amanhiswife

January 11, 2015 @ 3:48 PM

Since Julie Anne is intellectually dishonest and dishonest completely- always pulling things out of context of the whole here is the complete post- every single word.

Coming off the post from the other day and a couple more emails today I figure it’s time for a sex advice for men post. It is one of the most common questions I get…”Our sex life sucks, how do I fix it?” So here is a bullet point post that is by no means all inclusive.

1. Get rid of any sexual immorality in your life. No more porn. Yes it will be hard, especially until she comes around, but deal with it. She’s going to have some dealing with of her own, why do you feel justified to ask her to do it if you aren’t willing? Be godly.

2. Never listen to your wife, or women, about sex. First, women don’t know what they want. What they say they want and what they do are opposites. Trust me, it’s not the sensitive, best friends guys who are getting laid. Anybody that believes that has never spent an hour in a bar, a college campus or a church. If you follow your wife’s lead there is no bigger turn off for a woman. Women are attracted to men. Be a man. Be strong. Be independent. Be a little dangerous. Above all be dominant…which is the thing women are attracted to most.

3. Listen to your wife about sex. I know this seems to be the exact opposite of what I just said, but it is not. Once you are a man and leading, it helps to be her best friend and to be sensitive. Be safe. Be caring.

4. The biggest aphrodisiac for women is being wanted by a man they want/desire. It is far more important to be the object of her desire than any technique you will learn.

5. Study your wife. Get her off most of the time she desires. Some women will want to come every time. Comply 80% of the time. You might think that is selfish, and if you only take a short term view you might be correct. But long term for attraction and for you to remain dominate (remember the single most attractive thing to a woman) in her eyes you have to leave her longing and knowing who is in charge (in charge in a loving way) once in awhile. Keeping her attracted to you long term is not selfish. Some women will want to orgasm only once in awhile. For some the orgasm is just not important, at least not every time. Understand that up to 75% of women will never orgasm from PIV sex alone. So learn some technique.

**Concerning the 80% I meant exactly what I said. Walk in the house,tell her those jeans are driving you crazy on her, slap her on rear lightly & say, “Babe, let’s get it on. I’ve got five minutes.” Have your way with her, kiss her on lips, tell her you love her like crazy and go back to work. Remember it’s not the norm. It’s the small minority of the time.**

6. Be a godly, loving husband. One that cares about his wife. One who serves his wife, cherishes her and cares for her. Honestly, your relationship outside of the bedroom makes a huge difference. The manosphere tells you that you have to be a jerk. It’s not true. But you do have to be a man. Someone she looks up to. You are far better off being dominate, but loving and caring. And pray for your wife, daily. Praise her for the things she does well and thank her for what she does for you. Try to overlook small offenses. Assume the best. Communicate. Help her.

7. If met with refusal, be persistent but not whiny or needy- those are not dominate traits. Figure out in a non sexual moral way to get rid of some energy and frustration. And be persistent. No long term is not an acceptable answer and make it very clear. Get her to the doctor if necessary. Understand that more than half of American women are on medications, from anti-depressants to hormonal birth control that absolutely tank their libido. No long term is not acceptable. Sexual refusal is a sin. Run her to doctor appointments, and make it uncomfortable enough that she has no way but to deal with the issue.

8. If she has a problem, help her to heal. There are women that have been sexually abused or raped. There are women that have physical issues. Work with her, with patience and kindness. Hold her and her needs above yourself. But she has does have to work towards the goal of healing and do her part.

9. Do not say no yourself. Don’t pay her back for the months, years or decades of hurt & loneliness she caused you. I know this is easier said than done, but as our moms said & were right about- two wrongs don’t make a right. Neither is it Christlike behavior.

10. Understand that your wife will probably never be you. The majority of women are not as adventurous or have as high of libido as men. It is okay to ask her to come your way- even a whole lot of the way. But, and especially if you are a former porn user, most women are not porn stars. Most are not into things like anal sex. And that is okay…probably even good. Be happy with a wife that is trying to please you and enjoy the marriage bed with you. Don’t go crazy. Be content. And don’t defile or bring sexual immorality to your wife. Remember part of your job as a christian husband is to present her to Christ washed- so stay within scriptural & biblical lines.

Lastly, love your wife. Enjoy her. Worship and obey God next to her. Raise godly, healthy kids with her. Get up each day and keep your promises. Never utter the word divorce and promise you’ll be sitting on the porch next to her when you are both old and grey. Stick through the tough times and hold tight. Never stop protecting her and if in doubt, choose love.

Oh and it never hurts, at least often, to stay showered, keep your nails trimmed and brush your teeth!

For this post please feel free to comment anonymously. And it is okay to make up an email address. We are discussing the sacred. It has to be discussed, but it should be treated sacredly. As always, be respectful to your fellow human.

…each man is to have his own wife, and each woman is to have her own husband. 3 The husband must [a]fulfill his duty to his wife, and likewise also the wife to her husband. 4 The wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does; and likewise also the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does.5 Stop depriving one another, except by agreement for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer, and come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

1 Corinthians 7:2-5

 

[Grimalkin]

43 minutes ago, usmcmom said:

One time a commenter on his blog expressed some thoughts that were very similar to a comment I'd made here, so Cabinet Man replied with "USCMOM, right??" 'cause he always liked to leave out the first "M" in my user name.  The commenter was really confused and was like "wait, what?"  So I posted a comment here every two minutes demanding that Robert apologize for falsely accusing me. It was obvious he was reading here. He tried to make some claim that the email from his commenter was the same as mine (like he'd know that....). 

Finally, I may or may not have hinted that I was going to contact my active duty Marine son and have his intelligence buddies hack into Robert's  home computer.  I may or may not have called it "Operation Shut the Cabinet Door." Then Robert published an apology.  The best part?? My son had just been discharged and was asleep in his childhood bedroom at the time. 

Also, the time he made that post about only "get her off" 80% of the time? I said I was going to send the link to my son and his buddies in the barracks and watch the comments climb on Robert's blog.  Again...didn't do it, but he did close down the blog soon after that.  But geesh, the thought of a bunch of Marines commenting on Robert's sex advice post made me so very happy. 

I was just thinking about Cabinet Man earlier this week and hoping he'd comment on Lori's spanking post. He was very much against spanking and openly disagreed with her and Ken on that. 

Edited for punctuation...then again to say why I edited.

 

I forgot about how he purposely only satisfied his wife 80% of the time and she could not refuse sex two days in a row. Cuz he is a man.......with needs. Marital rape does not exist.

[Sundaymorning]

Why was Cabinet man against spanking? He is an abusive, controlling asshole, so I'd think he would love spanking. His kids and also his wife.

[THERetroGamerNY]

@usmcmom Thanks for that excerpt from him... That is just beyond words... O_o

[Grimalkin]

14 minutes ago, Sundaymorning said:

Why was Cabinet man against spanking? He is an abusive, controlling asshole, so I'd think he would love spanking. His kids and also his wife.

Was he against spanking? He seemed to have so much in common with Ken Alexander the wife spanking orthodontist.

[usmcmom]

3 minutes ago, Grimalkin said:

Was he against spanking? He seemed to have so much in common with Ken Alexander the wife spanking orthodontist.

It's going to be hard to find now, but I'm certain he and Ken had a discussion about spanking and he said he just could not agree with Ken and Lori on that issue.  Cabinet Man seemed to be much more mild in the parenting department.  It might have taken place in the comment sections of one of their blogs. I've done a quick search of Lori's but couldn't find anything.  I remember being very surprised as well. 

Anybody else remember this? Am I imagining it??

[Grimalkin]

2 minutes ago, usmcmom said:

It's going to be hard to find now, but I'm certain he and Ken had a discussion about spanking and he said he just could not agree with Ken and Lori on that issue.  Cabinet Man seemed to be much more mild in the parenting department.  It might have taken place in the comment sections of one of their blogs. I've done a quick search of Lori's but couldn't find anything.  I remember being very surprised as well. 

Anybody else remember this? Am I imagining it??

I just wanted to say Ken Alexander, the wife spanking orthodontist.

[Firiel]

2 minutes ago, usmcmom said:

It's going to be hard to find now, but I'm certain he and Ken had a discussion about spanking and he said he just could not agree with Ken and Lori on that issue.  Cabinet Man seemed to be much more mild in the parenting department.  It might have taken place in the comment sections of one of their blogs. I've done a quick search of Lori's but couldn't find anything.  I remember being very surprised as well. 

Anybody else remember this? Am I imagining it??

I seem to recall this as well.

[usmcmom]

8 minutes ago, Grimalkin said:

I just wanted to say Ken Alexander, the wife spanking orthodontist.

If only we could use our Goggle Tactics to get that to show up in a search of his name.  He'd contact Goggle and threaten to sue them.  Again.

[Grimalkin]

10 minutes ago, usmcmom said:

If only we could use our Goggle Tactics to get that to show up in a search of his name.  He'd contact Goggle and threaten to sue them.  Again.

Jeez, it's not like google forced Ken Alexander, the orthodontist to spank his wife,and masturbate whilst watching porn, then post about it on the Internet.

[zebra #13]

2 hours ago, twin2 said:

Here is the running list of awesomeness:

L.Ron Cupboard

Chester Drawers

Storage Sociopath

Block O' Wood

Cabinetboy

Armoire Asshole 

Woody Woodpecker

Boobert

With the exception of Doug Phillips is a Tool, I'm not sure there has been another fundie who has gotten our creative juices going so much.

 

Chiffarobe Chuffer

[usmcmom]

I liked to refer to his kids as The Children of the Cupboard as in "Who is watching The Children of the Cupboard while Robert and Amanda comment on blogs and forums all day?" 

[Loveday]

This thread is full of awesome. The only thing that would improve it is a visit from Chester himself.

Come on, L. Ron, you know you want to.

[Mecca]

On February 3, 2016 at 6:58 PM, twin2 said:

My fave was Chester Drawers.

We should compile them all, so many awesome ones.

That was my favorite too. Of course I was the one that gave him the name, so I may be a bit bias. LOL! 

[Curious]

Here is a link to his posts: http://www.freejinger.org/profile/17964-cabinetman/

I think we actually have an archive for him, but he started out in one of the Ken and Lori threads, so this is easier to find all his posts, I think.

[Mecca]

I still laugh about the super amazing real estate agent that sold Chester's house in record time because the feminist found him.  Hahahaha!