Raquel won't date you if you can't handle butchering animals

[VodouDoll]

She's so, so young. Does she really want to get married right now? If she got married she'd have to stop Twitter and Instagram flirting with every random guy who messages her, or her husband's feelings will be hurt. Does she understand that?

[formergothardite]

She's so, so young. Does she really want to get married right now? If she got married she'd have to stop Twitter and Instagram flirting with every random guy who messages her, or her husband's feelings will be hurt. Does she understand that?

Raquel is in love with the idea of a wedding and her dream man who lives up to all of her expectations. Raquel does not really want to get married because marriage isn't always wonderful and her husband isn't going to be this robot who thinks everything she does is cute.

[ari_belle]

I could totally envision her getting bored in her marriage within 6 months, sexting some guys on the side, and then blaming her behavior on her husband for not being the perfect man she always wanted.

[ari_belle]

um :shock:

[formergothardite]

When she played the keyboard at a church she posted a picture that was mostly of her legs. She loves pictures of her legs, so it isn't surprising that she takes a picture of her not-boyfriend's hand on her legs.

Raquel would never admit it, but I bet that she and this guy do a whole lot more than just hold hands and kiss. If she admitted it she would stop being able to act like she is different than the average 20 year old when it comes to dating.

[ILoveJellybeans]

um :shock:

In that picture, I first thought she was having a drink while taking a shit.

[FloraKitty35]

Does she not realize human beings are animals?

[ari_belle]

omg

it's so poetic I wanna cry

the bolding is mine, duh:

Happy birthday to my favoritest guy on the earth.

Ryan, I'm a writer but sometimes words aren't enough to describe emotions and feelings. And the way you've blessed me and how much you mean to me are two things that I can't put into words.

You are amazing. You make me so happy. You make me smile and laugh even when I don't feel like it. You are the most patient person I know. I don't know how you put up with me, but I'm glad that you do.

You're so crazy - for so many reasons. And I love it cuz I don't want easy, I want crazy. You are the sun to my rain, the funk to my uptown, the Star Lord to my galaxy.

When I first met you, it was like hearing a song for the first time and knowing that it would be my favorite. I enjoy being around you more than anyone else in the whole world. I can't imagine my life without you now that I know you. And that I've been able to call you 'my guy'. (I'm pretty sure a lot of girls are jealous of me. I mean, you treat me like a queen...and we're pretty cute together. Just sayin') I have the biggest crush on you.

Ready for a fun summer together?;) How about a bunch of summers? And years?

PS: There is so much more I want to say but I'll just leave it at this - I am so thankful for you. And I am so proud of you.

[Clutched Pearls]

Happy birthday to my favoritest guy on the earth.

Ryan, I'm a writer but sometimes words aren't enough to describe emotions and feelings. And the way you've blessed me and how much you mean to me are two things that I can't put into words.

You are amazing. You make me so happy. You make me smile and laugh even when I don't feel like it. You are the most patient person I know. I don't know how you put up with me, but I'm glad that you do.

You're so crazy - for so many reasons. And I love it cuz I don't want easy, I want crazy. You are the sun to my rain, the funk to my uptown, the Star Lord to my galaxy.

When I first met you, it was like hearing a song for the first time and knowing that it would be my favorite. I enjoy being around you more than anyone else in the whole world. I can't imagine my life without you now that I know you. And that I've been able to call you 'my guy'. (I'm pretty sure a lot of girls are jealous of me. I mean, you treat me like a queen...and we're pretty cute together. Just sayin') I have the biggest crush on you.

Ready for a fun summer together?;) How about a bunch of summers? And years?

PS: There is so much more I want to say but I'll just leave it at this - I am so thankful for you. And I am so proud of you.

The funk to her uptown, huh? Sounds like she & her not-a-boyfriend are in a serious non-romantic relationship.

Hopefully this guy that she's not dating will keep her distracted enough during upcoming mission trip, and that she'll act professionally with those boys that she's supposed to be ministering (or whatever) to.

P.S. this is going to sound really shitty, but I can't wait for the social media meltdown that she's going to have once she and this non boyfriend break up.

[polecat]

Did she hold something other than a hand???!

God gave her a pet penis ferret.

[ari_belle]

I can't.

This is why Raquel is my favorite [non] fundie.

[alba]

I can't.

This is why Raquel is my favorite [non] fundie.

Hahahahaha. Oh, Raquel, don't ever change.

[church_of_dog]

Hahahahaha. Oh, Raquel, don't ever change proofread.

FTFY.

[Firiel]

P.S. this is going to sound really shitty, but I can't wait for the social media meltdown that she's going to have once she and this non boyfriend break up.

If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right.

[formergothardite]

Either she and her non-boyfriend will have an epic break up(with the band breaking up too) or she will push for marriage. After a couple of months of marriage she will start posting passive-aggressive posts about how he does things he doesn't like.

[ari_belle]

Either she and her non-boyfriend will have an epic break up(with the band breaking up too) or she will push for marriage. After a couple of months of marriage she will start posting passive-aggressive posts about how he does things he doesn't like.

so either way, we get some beautifully snark-worthy material. I'm cool with that. :D

[formergothardite]

Raquel is always going to be snark worthy. :lol:

[DaffyDill]

Either she and her non-boyfriend will have an epic break up(with the band breaking up too) or she will push for marriage. After a couple of months of marriage she will start posting passive-aggressive posts about how he does things he doesn't like.

Ummm I think she's already there:

Ready for a fun summer together?;) How about a bunch of summers? And years?

Years together? Yep, she's a'hinting.

[ari_belle]

Wait...whatever happened to Raquel's dreadlocks?

[formergothardite]

I had forgotten she had a dreadlock once. :lol:

[LilMissMetaphor]

Instead of getting answers, more questions have been raised. Much has been on my mind, including - how do I make someone understand that the way they're headed will only have heartbreak? How do I keep loving them even when they don't listen to me?

How do I get back something I once had?

How do I figure out what step to take next?

How can I speed up time to get to a point in my life that I am craving to be at already?

Translation: my not-boyfriend plays too many video games instead of giving me all his attention. What do I do? Also, I want to sleep with him, but I can't figure out a way to put a Godly spin on it? Someone please help?

But I am needing a break from people and internet...Feel free to still comment and email me. I am also updating my Instagram (@itsjustraquel) and Snapchat (@froyogalrzd).

Translation: I want the attention and praise that comes from announcing I'm unplugging, except I'm not actually going to unplug, because I'm a drama queen who is still going to update my instagram and snapchat detailing all my "adventures", and I will feel neglected if no one comments or emails me.

[formergothardite]

Raquel has given her thoughts on gay marriage. Basically gay people deserve to be lonely. America is the 1# Christian nation in the world. And gay marriage isn't even a real thing.

bravemag.com/gay-marriage/

[ari_belle]

Gay marriage is not real. It’s something made up by human beings who want to give in to their fleshly desires and lusts.

Kinda like sexting? :lol:

[Terrie]

Kinda like sexting? :lol:

As we all know, Real Marriage is between a man and his wife's father, with the wife offered as collateral for the economic partnership. Personally, I'll pass.

[fiery redhead]

Gay sex, sexting, and bad grammar are all abominations. But here we have the safe, sinless practice of Bible sex. :penguin-no:

#christianporn