Invent your own moral code

[yetanothermeg]

Do not offer to babysit so you daughter and son-in-law can go on a much needed date, and then call them during said date to ask where they keep the toilet paper.

[latraviata]

Keep the laxation tea apart from the rest of the tea, so you cannot pour it to your guests

Don't keep the dog shampoo in the bathroom, so your husband will not end up screeming from the tub with a head full of pink tied smelly curls.