Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

[RosyDaisy]

Oh wow. It looks like some true colors are starting to show. Check out this National Enquirer article **WARNING GROSS/TRIGGERING CONTENT**

[ILoveJellybeans]

Apparently its not available in my area :(

[lilith]

Apparently its not available in my area :(

Nor mine, care to copy/ paste?

[mpheels]

Long story short, Sugar Bear tossed a set of keys at/to on of the older girls. She didn't catch it, they hit her face, and scratched her cornea. Stupid move by Sugar Bear, but not all than strange to toss keys to some one.

The is also the issue of "Crazy Tony" pulling a prank, apparently at the urging of TLC. At a Halloween party, he took a real/live snake, killed it, then draped it around June's neck. June was pissed, understandably, and yelled at both Tony and the TLC folks. If stuff like that keeps up, I can see June kicking TLC to the curb pretty quickly. She seem sto be OK with the side show as long as she's in on the joke, but isn't going to tolerate being the butt of jokes she does not find funny herself.

Finally, Alanna now has a pet chicken. Named Nugget. The chicken lives in the house. Not ideal,but I can't imagine the chicken is worse than the pig.

[Deleted03]

Long story short, Sugar Bear tossed a set of keys at/to on of the older girls. She didn't catch it, they hit her face, and scratched her cornea. Stupid move by Sugar Bear, but not all than strange to toss keys to some one.

The is also the issue of "Crazy Tony" pulling a prank, apparently at the urging of TLC. At a Halloween party, he took a real/live snake, killed it, then draped it around June's neck. June was pissed, understandably, and yelled at both Tony and the TLC folks. If stuff like that keeps up, I can see June kicking TLC to the curb pretty quickly. She seem sto be OK with the side show as long as she's in on the joke, but isn't going to tolerate being the butt of jokes she does not find funny herself.

Finally, Alanna now has a pet chicken. Named Nugget. The chicken lives in the house. Not ideal,but I can't imagine the chicken is worse than the pig.

pigs are very clean animal that can be trained to poop and pee at particular places. However, I think they're supposed to be very social and need to be with another pig to be happy.

[RosyDaisy]

Here's the eintire article:

ALL hell has broken loose on the set of TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo†– and only The ENQUIRER has all the details about the outrageous antics that brought production of the hit show to a screeching halt!

In one scene that viewers will never see, Honey Boo Boo’s older sister “Pumpkin†was nearly blinded in a freak acci­dent. Fans also won’t see the prank gone wrong that sent June “Mama†Shannon into a profan­ity-laced tirade at the show’s crew. Add in a new pet chicken for the show’s 7-year-old star Alana Thompson – and you’ve got the makings of absolute mayhem!

Things have gotten so out of hand, says a source, that Anna “Chickadee†Shannon – the eldest of June’s four daughters – is ready to take her 4-month-old baby girl, Kait-lyn, and run off with her new RICH boyfriend!

“It’s complete chaos,†said the source. “And it’s only going to get worse!â€

The frightening accident that nearly cost 12-year-old Lauryn (Pumpkin) her sight occurred on Oct. 27 at the family’s home. Mike “Sugar Bear†Thompson – Alana’s dad – threw a set of car keys to Pumpkin and hit her right in the face!

“Sugar Bear wasn’t trying to hurtto hurt her,†explained the source. “He thought Lauryn was going to catch the keys, but she missed.

“The keys struck her in the face and scratched her cornea. She covered her face with her hands and began screaming, and blood was flowing from cuts under her eye.â€

According to the source, June freaked out, shouting at Sugar Bear: “What did you DO?! You could have blinded her for life!â€

Lauryn was rushed to a local hospital and kept overnight, “mainly because she was in shock,†said the source. “They were all terrified that Pumpkin would lose her sight. Thankfully, it all turned out OK, but they lost a whole day of filming.â€

Another taping came to an abrupt halt during the filming of Honey Boo Boo’s Halloween party, when June exploded after being caught on the wrong side of a mean prank.

Prodded by the crew to “scare†June, series regular “Crazy Tony†Lindsey – who was playing around with rubber snakes – secretly switched out the toys for a REAL snake, chopped off its head and lopped it around June’s neck!

June, who’d been sitting around the fire with the family, let loose a string of expletives, then threw both the headless snake and her TLC mi­crophone into the blaze. Meanwhile, little Alana was so terrified by the incident, SHE burst into tears!

“That was the last straw for June,†revealed the source. “She said, ‘I TOLD you I’m not having you people scare her to (bleeping) death. Now you can go back to (bleeping) TLC and tell them why their (bleeping) equipment is in the fire!’â€

June stormed off with Alana in tow and Pumpkin hot on their heels.

“Get that (bleeping) camera out of my face – NOW!†the 12-year-old screamed at the crew. Filming shut down for the night.

Adding to the drama is Alana’s new pet – a chicken she named “Nugget†after her favorite fast food. Nugget sleeps IN the house in a special cage.

The madness has pushed Anna, 18, to the edge – and she’s already hatch­ing an escape plan with her wealthy new beau, 21-year-old Mitch Brewer, whose family owns a roller rink and several construction companies.

“Anna sees Mitch as her way to escape from the family,†the source confided. “She hates June and wants nothing to do with the family, but she’s got a newborn baby, no high school diploma and no prospects.

“When Mitch got interested in her, she jumped at the chance. She’s al­ready thinking about marriage!â€

And that may not end well for Mitch, warns the source. Anna’s last boyfriend, Caleb Clark, broke up with her after she admitted she had cheated on him – and told him the baby she was car­rying might not be his! Caleb still thinks he’s little Kaitlyn’s fa­ther but says that Anna’s family has blocked his efforts to get a paternity test.

“Mitch is a very sweet guy, but he’s naive when it comes to Anna,†noted the source. “I’m afraid that if he keeps seeing her, he’s headed for heartbreak.â€

[Witsec5]

Today I saw my cousin who is a B list celebrity. He was going on and on about how much he loves Honey Boo Boo. He made a point to say how much he cannot stand all reality shows except for this one . I asked him why so many movie stars love her so much and he said that she has taken Hollywood by storm because they are so sick of the negativity everywhere. So when I got home (from the funeral) I finally watched an episode on youtube and I have to say that there is a lot of joy in that girl and that mamma even though she is only 32 seems to have a natural love and acceptance for all of her kids.

[precious_one]

I seen on TLC last night that she is coming back on January 3, 2013.

[doggie]

Looks like TLC is going to do more hillbilly themed shows as it is getting more popular because of honey boo boo. Also hillbilly porn is really popular now too.

[Minerva]

Looks like TLC is going to do more hillbilly themed shows as it is getting more popular because of honey boo boo. Also hillbilly porn is really popular now too.

:shock: ...may I ask how you know this?

[Witsec7]

:shock: ...may I ask how you know this?

I'm certainly not gonna google that. :oops:

[Coconut Flan]

TMZ had a story about it today.

[lilith]

Looks like TLC is going to do more hillbilly themed shows as it is getting more popular because of honey boo boo. Also hillbilly porn is really popular now too.

Are we talking actual pornographic porn, or just lingering shots of banjo players in the mountains?

[Fargood]

Also hillbilly porn is really popular now too.

A-wha???

[doggie]

not sure who wrote it but it was an article on how tmz was going to do more hillbilly based show. they also added that hillbilly porn was the worst seller and now it is getting really popular.

well that was hard http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/1 ... 16309.html

[BlondeAgent007]

uh sorry to disagree, but if a portion of ramen is 8 gr of protein it's actually pretty good. 2 tbsp of PB are 8gr of protein (and about 200 cal). Now if the bread is whole wheat there's a bit more protein maybe 1-3 gr more. No discussion that chicken nuggets have more protein but there's a whole other debate there. We don't need that much protein per day. I think I just read it's 0.9 times your weight in kg so about 0.45 times your weight. For children it might be a different calculation. Anyway, for people who eat meat regularly, there's really no need to worry that much about protein because portions of meat often give much more protein than needed.

Sorry I do look at protein a lot since being vegan (although I realize now that for years I might have been deficient because I was not eating much meat at all), and just read Vegan For Life and they spent a lot of time freaking me out about protein.

Now I think ramen noodles are not very healthy and should not be a regular snack. Don't they like pistachios? I remember a bit of them at a pistachios factory. Pistachios are really good for you and they have good essential amino acids. They could just buy them unsalted and have that for the kids.

[RosyDaisy]

About the hillbilly porn. Imagine Jethro and Ellie Mae doing every imaginable sexual act in a backwoods cabin. At least that's how I would imagine it.

[Deleted06]

About the hillbilly porn. Imagine Jethro and Ellie Mae doing every imaginable sexual act in a backwoods cabin. At least that's how I would imagine it.

Would Ellie Mae's critters be involved?

[RosyDaisy]

Anything is possible. Also imagine June and Sugar Bear doing every imaginable sexual act in a backwoods cabin. I believe in the porn industry, it's anything goes.

[Minerva]

Anything is possible. Also imagine June and Sugar Bear doing every imaginable sexual act in a backwoods cabin. I believe in the porn industry, it's anything goes.

I believe we call that rule 34.

[Coconut Flan]

TMZ has pictures of Alana falling when trying to learn how to ice skate. I still fear that she is basically being pimped out for fame and fortune. I think she should be allowed to learn to skate and fall without having the pictures on TMZ for the world to see.

[Minerva]

TMZ has pictures of Alana falling when trying to learn how to ice skate. I still fear that she is basically being pimped out for fame and fortune. I think she should be allowed to learn to skate and fall without having the pictures on TMZ for the world to see.

What's so special about her falling while learning to skate that TMZ had to write about it? That's a normal occurrence. Most adults fall while skating, too. Or maybe that's just me.

Anyway, I want ramen every time I see this thread, now.

[SilverBeach]

Did anybody watch the halloween epi yesterday?

[Becket70]

Hillbilly porn? Does it have subtitles?

[Deleted06]

Did anybody watch the halloween epi yesterday?

I did. June is now a blonde, I think it's a good color for her.