Miss Raquel's 2nd Novel- Part 5

[Georgiana]

Sometimes rumors come from jealous people.  Yes, Raquel, that is true.

But more often, they derive from something (or a series of somethings) that actually happened.  

How have YOUR ACTIONS AND ATTITUDE contributed to these rumors, Raquel?  Is it a lot?  I bet it's a lot.  

[formergothardite]

Raquel has fallen in love with another customer. 

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I've been low-key crushing on a custie the last two months or so...& today he asked me out

No way she has been low-key about it.  I give this a month or so before he realizes he needs to find a new place to get coffee and blocks Raquel from his life. 

[catlady]

The fact that she abbreviated customer to "custie" is irritating as fuck. 

[Terrie]

1 hour ago, catlady said:

The fact that she abbreviated customer to "custie" is irritating as fuck. 

Sounds like "crusty." How appealing. 

[formergothardite]

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"And every tongue which rises against you in judgment, you shall condemn." I want this verse as a tattoo.

 

[Terrie]

I might suggest "Where there is strife, there is pride, but wisdom is found in those who take advice." Or perhaps "It is not good to eat too much honey, nor is it honorable to search out matters that are too deep."

[formergothardite]

So apparently she was up all night switching from desperation that the new man isn't thinking about her, deciding to hate all guys and then falling in love. This new relationship with her "custie" might not even make it a couple of months. 

[Terrie]

On ask.fm,someone asked if she'd ever been friend zoned.

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If  you're asking if a guy has ever flirted with me, led me on, then stopped talking to me as if there hadn't been "something" there and acts like I'm "just a friend", then yes, absolutely. I can think of two guys in particular who just recently did this - and hey, J & D, if either of you are reading this, well, congrats!:)

She really seems to be under the impression that she is irresistible and that any guy she's interested in must be interested back. Hate to break it to you, summer child, but even if they did flirt with your or find you attractive, they are not obligated to continue to do so. And many guys are looking for someone with more depth than a rain puddle. Some of them, when they discover there's not much more to you than flirting and babbling about how God loves you ever so much, are going to stop finding you attractive. 

[Petrel]

On 2/9/2017 at 4:40 PM, Lurky said:

I guess she never read any Young Adult literature growing up?  My tweens and teens were stacked full of books that were ALL about "shit happens" to one degree or another...

Where the Red Fern Grows:  your dogs will die

The Yearling:  your pet deer will die

Bridge to Terebithia:  your friends will die

I remember loathing the "coming of age" story in my teens because you could read the intro and pick out who or what was going to die. 

Did this girl's parents helicopter like Donald Trump? 

 

 

[clueliss]

She did ask.fm questions a day or so ago that showed on twitter.  Her male roll model is har Pastor.  I may have been surprised she didn't take this opportunity to remind everyone of her Peruvian father.

[Terrie]

On her instagram she has a picture of her taking a picture of the sunset. Really, it sums up what you need to know about Raquel.

[formergothardite]

Raquel has quickly moved into trying to smother the new guy with her love.

Raquel retweeted the last one. 

[Terrie]

Why does she think every guy she gets involved with needs the healing touch of her love? 

[ladyamylynn]

Her ego knows no bounds. 

[formergothardite]

Toxic people=anyone who dares to mention that she is less than perfect. 

[December]

On 2/25/2017 at 8:08 AM, formergothardite said:

Raquel has quickly moved into trying to smother the new guy with her love.

It sounds like looking for a project which rarely ends well for anyone.

Meanwhile, the retweet just... call me unromantic, but if people have to aggressively pursue a "love" (lust) object, maybe it just isn't meant to be. 

On 2/25/2017 at 4:49 AM, Terrie said:

On her instagram she has a picture of her taking a picture of the sunset. Really, it sums up what you need to know about Raquel.

 

It could sum up like 1/2 of Instagram in general!  

[clueliss]

How could I underestimate her ability to cut toxic folks out of her life given our ongoing analysis of exactly that here?  Nope, nobody here surprised.

[ViolaSebastian]

On 2/25/2017 at 11:08 AM, formergothardite said:

Raquel has quickly moved into trying to smother the new guy with her love.

Raquel retweeted the last one. 

And they say romance is dead...

[formergothardite]

It looks like a Christian School is going to give Raquel access to teens. You know she will ignore the teen girls and focus on the teen boys. 

 

[ladyamylynn]

Fucking creepy, and also way way too close to my side of the tracks!

[xRoo]

It looks like a Christian School is going to give Raquel access to teens. You know she will ignore the teen girls and focus on the teen boys. 
 

She used to do worship at a high school youth group and wouldn't even condescend to speak with them.

[nastyhobbitses]

4 hours ago, formergothardite said:

It looks like a Christian School is going to give Raquel access to teens. You know she will ignore the teen girls and focus on the teen boys. 

 

This just reminds me of a great Demetri Martin bit: "If you say 'I love kids', no one freaks out about that. It's when you get specific that it gets creepy -- 'I love twelve-year-olds'."

[Grimalkin]

On 2/25/2017 at 10:08 AM, formergothardite said:

Raquel has quickly moved into trying to smother the new guy with her love.

Raquel retweeted the last one. 

     Sounds like the title for a porn.

 

i still don't understand Twitter.

I feel old.

On 3/4/2017 at 9:28 AM, formergothardite said:

[Terrie]

On 3/4/2017 at 11:57 AM, xRoo said:

She used to do worship at a high school youth group and wouldn't even condescend to speak with them.

Not the slightest bit shocked. I fully expect that she does stuff like this because she likes the idea of being admired, but doesn't want the effort of doing anything worth admiring.

[clueliss]

Per Twitter she was pulled over by a cop.  but hey!  No ticket.  Just to record it for our ongoing analysis of her driving.