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Not sure if he was a fundie but he was one fucked up person for sure. It sounds like he must have masturbated too much if you read all his crap he wrote.

now you will never eat cornflakes with out thinking of this fuitcake.

http://hypervocal.com/news/2012/corn-fl ... lver-wire/

We know John Harvey Kellogg as the founder of the Kellogg’s cereal company and the inventor of corn flakes. However, around the turn of the 20th century, Kellogg became renowned for his work as an anti-masturbation crusader, prescribing unusual — and borderline sadistic — solutions to the menace of young boys and girls touching their privates.

And by “uncomfortable,†we mean that even reading about them will make your genitals retreat into your body and grow an exoskeleton.

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"Good for keeping down the urges!!" That was Ned Flanders, but he was talking about corn starch.

Anyway, yeah, fruitcake is right. There's nothing wholesome about corn flakes anyway, dehydrated extruded corn meal sprayed with synthetic vitamins is really about as far from food as you can get. It's about as good for you as repressing sexual impulses. So, not very good for you at all.

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Are we sure this is true? He also encouraged people to do Yoga which seems quite contrary. (Not that it's inherently sexual, just that it promotes exercise and bodily awareness, which one would think would have been considered indecent in the period).

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Are we sure this is true? He also encouraged people to do Yoga which seems quite contrary. (Not that it's inherently sexual, just that it promotes exercise and bodily awareness, which one would think would have been considered indecent in the period).

And everyone knows why men do Yoga.

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Wow, this is like the what - 10th? sexual post in the last 2 days? And I think you of all people would be able to spell masturbate correctly.

It's amazing how loosely you link your articles to fundieism. It borders on the compulsive.

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Wow, this is like the what - 10th? sexual post in the last 2 days? And I think you of all people would be able to spell masturbate correctly.

It's amazing how loosely you link your articles to fundieism. It borders on the compulsive.

hmmm...idk. Fundie-ism is sort of diffusing out into society. Besides fundies are often anti-masturbation.

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hmmm...idk. Fundie-ism is sort of diffusing out into society. Besides fundies are often anti-masturbation.

Well, I for one am damn sick of him posting endless articles, usually sexual in nature, just so he can feel like he's the big man who is educating the women here, while at the same time getting his sexual jollies. He loves to tell me how mean I am to him, but I have yet to hear him ask why I feel violated by these posts. No, he just likes to portray me as the hysterical feminist who is so darn unreasonable. He refuses to acknowledge that because he is a man in a mostly female community, he should be extra careful to consider carefully what he posts before he posts it. Believe it or not, he used to be a whole lot worse.

For the record, I am NOT a sexual prude. But I have lived long enough that I no longer put up with guys pushing their sexual agenda on me, and then blaming it on me when I don't accept it. He can just get a damn grip and learn to be a little more selective and sensitive about what he posts. His innocent act is NOT fooling me.

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o_o <- newbie-runs-into-unexpected-drama face

There should really be an emoticon for that.

How 'bout this one?

:shock:

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Is a snark board really the place to expect people to be "sensitive"?

It's a public board, it's open to anyone regardless of gender and the terms make it pretty clear that sensitivity is not required. Societal repression of normal sexual activities such as masturbation seems to be within the scope of the snark board. In fact, I just posted in a different thread about how going overboard and banning lustful thoughts and spilling seed was directly connected to male rage against women.

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Is a snark board really the place to expect people to be "sensitive"?

It's a public board, it's open to anyone regardless of gender and the terms make it pretty clear that sensitivity is not required. Societal repression of normal sexual activities such as masturbation seems to be within the scope of the snark board. In fact, I just posted in a different thread about how going overboard and banning lustful thoughts and spilling seed was directly connected to male rage against women.

Oooh. I haven't run across that discussion yet. Would you direct me to it? Sounds interesting.

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How 'bout this one?

:shock:

I was thinking one specifically for newbies, so more of a combination of embarrassment and shock. This one is good.. :scared-whoa:

Excellent smilies on this board, by the way. :occasion-snowman:

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Well, I for one am damn sick of him posting endless articles, usually sexual in nature, just so he can feel like he's the big man who is educating the women here, while at the same time getting his sexual jollies. He loves to tell me how mean I am to him, but I have yet to hear him ask why I feel violated by these posts. No, he just likes to portray me as the hysterical feminist who is so darn unreasonable. He refuses to acknowledge that because he is a man in a mostly female community, he should be extra careful to consider carefully what he posts before he posts it. Believe it or not, he used to be a whole lot worse.

Well I am stick of your extreme sexism and absolute surety why any man does anything. I have sat through your name calling your blanket statements that all men use woman all men are addicted to pornography and who knows what all. You have called me a Pedophile a stalker and a woman hater.

I do not post here to educate anyone that's such a silly sexist statement but normal for you. I post the things I do because I find them interesting or horrible or because they piss me off or whatever. I find news articles through regular news apps without searching for them. Yes everything is not about fundies because there is not enough to keep me interested.

You assume I am trying to educate woman? not sure how I am trying to do that but in your mind You are judge jury and executioner and all men are guilty. I have learned so much here and never mean to offend anyone. But you ASSume I am on some male power trip. Because you ASSuume all men are for the most part.

if you don't like what I post then don't read it.

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deelaem, the "Foe" function is your friend. Can't you block posts from people you're not interested in following?

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Re the original post - it's no news that JHKellogg was anti-masturbation and marketed Corn Flakes as a remedy (also a remedy for all sorts of other maladies) and he was also a Millerite/future-SDA/fundie. It doesn't really surprise me that people are still looking to early church leaders for fixes to their humanness.

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Are we sure this is true? He also encouraged people to do Yoga which seems quite contrary. (Not that it's inherently sexual, just that it promotes exercise and bodily awareness, which one would think would have been considered indecent in the period).

It's absolutely true. He and his brother ended up having a fall-out over some of that whack job's ideas. The brother went on to found Post.

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He was massively behind the promotion of circumcision (for women as well I think? can't remember) to try and stop masturbation. I believe he was one of the reasons it was so popular. Ironically, proponents of the procedure to day try and argue it doesn't affect sensation at all. I feel weird whenever I buy cornflakes (not often, fortunately).

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I can't see too many fundies using these physical methods to stop it because they would have a hard time getting away with it.

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Well I am stick of your extreme sexism and absolute surety why any man does anything. I have sat through your name calling your blanket statements that all men use woman all men are addicted to pornography and who knows what all. You have called me a Pedophile a stalker and a woman hater.

I do not post here to educate anyone that's such a silly sexist statement but normal for you. I post the things I do because I find them interesting or horrible or because they piss me off or whatever. I find news articles through regular news apps without searching for them. Yes everything is not about fundies because there is not enough to keep me interested.

You assume I am trying to educate woman? not sure how I am trying to do that but in your mind You are judge jury and executioner and all men are guilty. I have learned so much here and never mean to offend anyone. But you ASSume I am on some male power trip. Because you ASSuume all men are for the most part.

if you don't like what I post then don't read it.

Wow, you could at least come up with some original feminist-bashing, but then original thought is not your strong point. I'll be sure to tell my husband and sons that you said I think all men are bad and guilty. That way they won't believe me when I say that I love them.

I am going to take other poster's advice and foe you. I've kept an eye on you up to this point because I think you're creepier than people realize. But the reality of a patriarchy is that women are trained to defend men, even in the face of their explotiveness. But I can't push people along a path unless and until they're ready to see. So here's goes the foe, but not before I say a resounding "Fuck you, you sexist pig".

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At least he didn't copy and paste the whole damn article which is just wall of text that hardly anyone reads. :?

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Wow, you could at least come up with some original feminist-bashing, but then original thought is not your strong point. I'll be sure to tell my husband and sons that you said I think all men are bad and guilty. That way they won't believe me when I say that I love them.

I am going to take other poster's advice and foe you. I've kept an eye on you up to this point because I think you're creepier than people realize. But the reality of a patriarchy is that women are trained to defend men, even in the face of their explotiveness. But I can't push people along a path unless and until they're ready to see. So here's goes the foe, but not before I say a resounding "Fuck you, you sexist pig".

You do the bashing I just react to your crap you spew. Yes I am sure I am creepy would I expect anything less from you? no not really. You are are a fundie in every way.

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