Bill To Ban Fetuses In Food

[keen23]

And back in the '80s, collagen from aborted fetuses was used as an ingredient in high-end facial creams. ::eyeroll::

What goes around, comes around--dammit.

I think you're thinking of cells from the foreskins of those baby boys who are forcibly circumcised by the doctor without even asking. ;)

[Visionoyahweh]

I think you're thinking of cells from the foreskins of those baby boys who are forcibly circumcised by the doctor without even asking. ;)

Huh, I thought donated foreskin is routinely used for skin grafts?

[The Archivist]

Sen. Ralph Shortey said his own Internet research led him to believe such a ban is necessary

OMG this is what happens when we let fundies use the internet.

[Witsec7]

And back in the '80s, collagen from aborted fetuses was used as an ingredient in high-end facial creams. ::eyeroll::

What goes around, comes around--dammit.

That explains Callista's expression. The fetuses on her face are very :shock:

[Cannelle]

I thought only Soylent Green was people.

WAIT.

If Soylent Green is people...

And corporations are people...

:o

CORPORATIONS ARE SOYLENT GREEN!!!! SOYLENT GREEN IS CORPORATIONS!!!!!!!!

:angry-screaming: :character-jaws:

^ Fundie logic, yo.

[ElphabaGalinda]

At least no one's going to be putting fetuses in food now :P Can you even ban something that's never happened?

[Gizmola]

Let's....

Ban zombies from running for public office (unless they win by write-in vote)

Ban children from reanimating stolen corpses in the basement unless supervised by a guardian

Ban drag queens from flying to the moon in glitter covered eggs without written permission from J Edgar Hoover and Clara "Where's the Beef" lady

Ban dogs from tunneling to China during the hours of 2am-4am unless contracted by UNICEF

Ban pimples from being forcibly removed from teenagers' faces and transplanted onto the faces of old women so they can feel young again

Ban drivers from driving backwards on the freeway during rush hour while being chased by fire breathing dragons. If the dragons are unable to breathe fire, it is legal.

Ban abortion doctors from baking cakes shaped like two headed feti. Podiatrists may bake feti cakes, but only if they decorate it in bacon and share with at least two biracial nurses.

Ban nurses from hiding under the beds of patients in order to scare patients to death in order to get off work early

Ban the President from wearing a bikini during the State of the Union address. If he wishes to wear a thong, it must be from VS, be pink and he must dance the Macarena during any recess. But only in odd numbered years.

Foreign ambassadors have to participate in a high-glitz pageant in order to be accepted into the country. They are banned from doing gymnastics during talent, however.

Ban feti from voting in Mexican elections

Ban mice from cooking macaroni during blizzards

Ban Harry Potter from flying in on his Firebolt during the Super Bowl half-time show

Let's take action, FJers!!! Don't let these abominations from happening on your watch!! If you do nothing, then obviously you approve of undiscriminating feti upsetting Mexican elections!! What kind of person are you?? How can you look yourself in the mirror knowing that RuPaul may have stolen a glitter egg from Lady Gaga and is heading for Mars??? Take a stand!! Be one of the 0.0000000000005% who believe these things may happen because someone took the time to put them on the interwebz!!!! Stop the insanity!!!

Our rally will be held in the Mt. Vernon parking lot on Arbor Day from 1:15pm-3:17pm. We will feature an all fetus-food buffet and an all-Soylent Green Baked Goods Sale.

We will prevail!!!!

[thoughtful]

I thought only Soylent Green was people.

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Edward G. Robinson was especially delicious!

[Witsec7]

Let's....

Ban zombies from running for public office (unless they win by write-in vote)

Ban children from reanimating stolen corpses in the basement unless supervised by a guardian

Ban drag queens from flying to the moon in glitter covered eggs without written permission from J Edgar Hoover and Clara "Where's the Beef" lady

Ban dogs from tunneling to China during the hours of 2am-4am unless contracted by UNICEF

Ban pimples from being forcibly removed from teenagers' faces and transplanted onto the faces of old women so they can feel young again

Ban drivers from driving backwards on the freeway during rush hour while being chased by fire breathing dragons. If the dragons are unable to breathe fire, it is legal.

Ban abortion doctors from baking cakes shaped like two headed feti. Podiatrists may bake feti cakes, but only if they decorate it in bacon and share with at least two biracial nurses.

Ban nurses from hiding under the beds of patients in order to scare patients to death in order to get off work early

Ban the President from wearing a bikini during the State of the Union address. If he wishes to wear a thong, it must be from VS, be pink and he must dance the Macarena during any recess. But only in odd numbered years.

Foreign ambassadors have to participate in a high-glitz pageant in order to be accepted into the country. They are banned from doing gymnastics during talent, however.

Ban feti from voting in Mexican elections

Ban mice from cooking macaroni during blizzards

Ban Harry Potter from flying in on his Firebolt during the Super Bowl half-time show

Let's take action, FJers!!! Don't let these abominations from happening on your watch!! If you do nothing, then obviously you approve of undiscriminating feti upsetting Mexican elections!! What kind of person are you?? How can you look yourself in the mirror knowing that RuPaul may have stolen a glitter egg from Lady Gaga and is heading for Mars??? Take a stand!! Be one of the 0.0000000000005% who believe these things may happen because someone took the time to put them on the interwebz!!!! Stop the insanity!!!

Our rally will be held in the Mt. Vernon parking lot on Arbor Day from 1:15pm-3:17pm. We will feature an all fetus-food buffet and an all-Soylent Green Baked Goods Sale.

We will prevail!!!!

I cannot stand idly by and watch Amerikka go to hell in a handbasket. I stand in solidarity with you Gizmola. :flags-usa: :flags-waveusa:

riffle

[emmyfair]

Gizmola, that was amazing! :)