Sister Wives: 5 Threads, 5 Adults...Or Are There?

[ChickenettiLuvr]

Hello, fellow plyg Snarkettes!!

I just caught the tail end of an episode with expanded coverage for Maddy and Caleb's midwife appointment. 

Wow. Wow to the wowza. THIS is what a competent midwife looks like. I'm looking at all y'all, Duggars!!! (Jill - just step away from the Doppler. You are truly an idiot but too stoopid to recognize your own incompetence. Egads.)

Caleb & Maddy keep racking up all the points for all the things. Humble, gracious, kind, teachable, and def non judgey. 

Since Roast of Meri is on the menu tonight, who's joining me for the watch party??? ... Methinks she'll be on the very unwelcome end of her comeuppance from years of insults. 

Popcorn, wine coolers, and thumbprint cookies at the ready. Come on over!!!

[Eternalbluepearl]

5 minutes ago, ChickenettiLuvr said:

Popcorn, wine coolers, and thumbprint cookies at the ready. Come on over!!!

Oh my goodness, yes. Let me get the baby to bed and be right there! FJ members watching the shit go down on the cul-de-sac would be incredible.

[SilverBeach]

Who's going to be watching with me tonight? It's going to be a good one, the episode title is "Confronting Meri".

[Carm_88]

9 minutes ago, SilverBeach said:

Who's going to be watching with me tonight? It's going to be a good one, the episode title is "Confronting Meri".

I am! The "Poor Meri" show is going to be lovely! 

Kody looks like a pineapple with that ponytail! 

[SilverBeach]

Kody's samurai warrior hair...no words. Better than the mop though.

[Carm_88]

I'm shocked that Meri is laughing at this. 

[SilverBeach]

Kody doesn't think that catfish joking is funny at all. As usual, Meri is overthinking everything.

I think Kody has a Samson complex.

[ChickenettiLuvr]

Glad you joined us, @SilverBeach!

[SilverBeach]

Bringing home somebody to all those people, ugh.

[Carm_88]

So now we are meeting Aspyn's now fiance Mitch. He's not a practicing polygamist and neither are his parents. Interesting. 

[ChickenettiLuvr]

Tony the Mouth Breather reappears. Still ugh.

[Carm_88]

1 minute ago, ChickenettiLuvr said:

Tony the Mouth Breather reappears. Still ugh.

So fucking annoying. Mitch did it the right way around. Oh my. 

[Sky with diamonds]

I'm watching. Meri and Mariah coming up. 

[ChickenettiLuvr]

So glad to hang with you again, @Carm_88!!

[Sky with diamonds]

5 minutes ago, ChickenettiLuvr said:

Tony the Mouth Breather reappears. Still ugh.

He creeps me out. Double ugh.

[ChickenettiLuvr]

Hey, @Sky with diamonds. Glad you're here!

[SilverBeach]

Thanks @ChickenettiLuvr!

Why would Meri think Mariah would want to meet her catfish sister-wife? The catfish was the biggest cause of the rift between her and Meri. Meri can be so tone deaf.

[Carm_88]

Just now, SilverBeach said:

Why would Meri think Mariah would want to meet her catfish sister-wife? The catfish was the biggest cause of the rift between her and Meri. Meri can be so tone deaf.

Because Meri can't think of anyone but herself. As usual!

Thanks @ChickenettiLuvr

[Sky with diamonds]

2 minutes ago, SilverBeach said:

Thanks @ChickenettiLuvr!

Why would Meri think Mariah would want to meet her catfish sister-wife? The catfish was the biggest cause of the rift between her and Meri. Meri can be so tone deaf.

What the heck is Meri thinking sometimes?! 

[Carm_88]

Mariah and Audrey are more comfortable together then Kody and Meri are! 

[SilverBeach]

"Embracing the gay", really Meri?

[ChickenettiLuvr]

100% agree @Sky with diamonds.

Although I didn't call him on it last week, Kodouche continues his eternal role as Captain Obvious. 

What shall tone-deaf Meri's nickname be?  Ding Ding Meri? (Lame, I know.)

But Mariah sure has put aside her grudge for the LOTS of screen time with Audrey, hasn't she?

[Carm_88]

Catfished... 

Can we nottttttt? 

[ChickenettiLuvr]

I know: Me-Me-Me-Meri!

.... just get to the roast already!!! Or all baby Axel.

[Sky with diamonds]

The catfish storyline...why is Meri still harping on about it? I need a drink too right now.