Blogs from Cheryl's Daughters

[GeoBQn]

Two of Cheryl's daughters have started blogs of their own.

This is the one for Emily, age 20. So far it's mostly musings (from a Christian perspective, I can assure you) on Titus 2.

blinadarkworld.blogspot.com

This is the one for Haley, age 17. This one has some more interesting quotes--and by interesting, I mean disturbing.

stopandsmelltheroseshere.blogspot.com

From a questionnaire she is filling out from another blog:

1. If you could, which one of the following would you eliminate from the face of the earth: Pride, Lust, or Murder? Why?

Umm...this is a hard question to answer. I guess I would say pride. Why? Because God hates pride. It is the root of all sin.

Really? After all the pro-life whining, you wouldn't get rid of murder?

2. If you could go back in time to assassinate one person, which of the following men people would you assassinate: Joseph Smith, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, the Prophet Mohammed, 'Other' (pick someone not mentioned), or none of the above? Why?

I would pick none of the above. Because assassinating someone is against God's law. I would be committing murder if I could assassinate any of those evil men.

Did the original blogger pick names out of a hat? Two of those make sense for a "who would you go back and assassinate" question, and the other two don't.

6. What is your favorite firearm and bullet caliber? Why?

Um a 9mm. Luger. Why? Because it's an awesome firearm, that's why! :P

7. If you had to be in a tank, which position would you choose: commander, gunner, loader, or driver? Why?

Ummm. Never had to imagine myself in this position before. I guess I would like to be the driver. Why? Because I would just have to drive. I wouldn't have to kill anyone.

8. What is your favorite armored vehicle, and why?

Ummm.....I really don't know.

10. What's the closest you've ever come to dying? What happened and how? What was your reaction afterward?

I really don't think I have ever come very close to dying. I take that back. I was almost dropped out of an upstairs window when I was a baby. I think I screamed. lol. I'm not sure. I can't remember.

11. What's the worst thing your best friend has done to you, and why?

Well I have several best friends....and there's only one who I can think of who has done something really terrible to me. That was my sister Emily. She called me the Missing Link. Why...I don't know. I think it was because I climbed trees and cause according to her I looked like a monkey. Thankfully I no longer have that nickname! :P

Who the hell wrote this quiz, and why isn't he in therapy?

From before the election:

T'was the Day Before the Election

It was the day before election,

And all thru’ town,

Tempers were flaring

Emotions ran up and down.

I was drinking coffee with my cat in my lap,

Had shut off the T.V,

Tired of the scrap

When all of a sudden,

There arose such a noise,

I peered out my window,

Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet,

They had wanted my pay

To hand out to others

Who had not worked a day !!

He snatched up my money,

And quick as a wink,

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart.

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart !!!

On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers !!

On ACORN, on Pelosi

He screamed at the pairs !!

They took off for his cause,

And as they flew out of sight

I heard Obama laugh at a nation

Who wouldn’t stand up and fight.

So I leave you to think on this final note,

If you don’t won’t Socialism or Communism,

GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!!!

Here's her thoughts on her mother's miscarriage a couple months ago:

stopandsmelltheroseshere.blogspot.com/2012/10/letting-go_879.html

She also ended her review of 2016: Obama's America by saying, "Rak Chazak Amats!!"

[RosyDaisy]

There is a whole lot of crazy going on there. I can't wrap my mind around the multiple choice killing questions. :?

[Buzzard]

Ok, thats it. There HAS to be a FJ blogger award where we get to ask ridiculous questions like those and these lemmings will answer them. We can call it the "דוגמה של יכולים" award (bing translate says that means "shining example of lunacy".

Now we just need someone to design an award and put together a ridiculous list of questions.

[GeoBQn]

I picture the questions being like the episode of Tiny Toons where Elmyra is on the Dating Game. "If I was a hot dog and you were a banana split, what is the capital of North Dakota?"

ETA: That Hebrew translates as "Example of Can (Verb, masculine plural)"

[Buzzard]

To start things off, I am an all time inexperienced writer. The talent I have (or think I have) is all from the Lord. I can't take any credit for it, at all! If I did, I would be lying to myself and to everyone else. :)

The "talent" that you have apparently didnt teach you the difference between there, their, and they're. You most certainly dont want to take credit for that! Please return to the SODRT for a refresher course.

He wasn't quite prepared for what he was getting himself into. As he was getting ready to teach, he notice that not only was he the youngest one their, but the Governor was there as well. Fighting off nervousness he tried to pretend that these were merely old colleagues whom he had taught when they were teens. He got through it and has been their Bible study leader ever since.

[SomewhatFundy]

Stupid quizzes and surveys like those were very en vogue when I was pulled out of public school as a teen, and into a fundie homeschooling circle. The teens would send them as chain letters in emails, then everyone would answer them.

It was set up as "food for thought", but it was really just a chance for all the kids to out-holy each other with their answers. I remember that exact question about which person in history you would kill. Back when I had to kick people off the phone to use the internet. : p

[browngrl]

I read a bit of the younger girl's blog. I had to wonder what sort of person would make up a quiz where one question is " what is your favourite gun".The answer is Jonathan (aka jonny) who has blogs (link: he has two blogs one is: ceefourjonny.blogspot.ca, the other is: jonnysunofficialblog.blogspot.ca ). He's a special snowflake. Really loves his guns. Is a self proclaimed young earth creationist. Not often we get boy fundie blogs to snark on. Here are some of his bon mots (his words bolded, my words regular font.

he went to some combat games place: At first I had regretted shooting that guy point-blank, but after finding out how bad of a cheater he was... the regret went away. Needless to say, we all wanted to beat the crap out of this guy. Daniel made an awesome statement: "Vengeance is the Lord's, but He sub-contracts." We ended up not beating the cheater up, but I counted my point-blanking of him as 'preemptive unintentional vengeance[/i].'

he likes cheese: Just this week my awesome friend Caleb introduced me to the love of my life: Havarti cheese

he has a Muslim friend: I have a Muslim friend who tried to convert me into... a Bronie (he failed, thank God)

he can animate - see post of November29, 2012

he writes: Jason stepped inside the elevator. As the doors hissed shut behind him, he turned around and inspected the button pad.

"Hmmm..." there were a lot of options to choose from. The Warlord's Fist was a big ship.