Cake Wrecks: Shavuot Edition

[GeoBQn]

Your FakeJewish Shavuot is not complete without a Mount Sinai cake!

That's a brownie dessert and banana muffin mountain. Don't worry, it's gluten-free!

For the record, it is traditional among different Jewish communities to make mountain-shaped cookies and confections for Shavuot but this . . . this is something else.

torahfamilyliving.com/2012/05/25/mount-sinai-cake-for-shavuot/

[Witsec7]

Not to worry Tabby will just use ritz crackers or some kind of crap.

[Glass Cowcatcher]

That's mount Sinai?

:shock:

Looks like something my brother would have made when he was really, really, into Pokemon.

It's kind of funny because God was totally like, "Moses! I choose you!"

[Sunnichick31]

Do they have an animal cracker to symbolize when the people of Moses were worshipping a cow? No fauxJew Mount Sinai cake is complete without an animal cracker!

[Guest Anonymous]

Stay up all night and make a motherfucking cheesecake! Shavuot is not that difficult. Grrr!

[TXDuck]

Not to worry Tabby will just use ritz crackers or some kind of crap.

Again, we need a like button.

[TXDuck]

Do they have an animal cracker to symbolize when the people of Moses were worshipping a cow? No fauxJew Mount Sinai cake is complete without an animal cracker!

Again a like button would have useful here.k

[MonkeyMomma]

That's mount Sinai?

:shock:

Looks like something my brother would have made when he was really, really, into Pokemon.

It's kind of funny because God was totally like, "Moses! I choose you!"

Awesome. :clap: :lol:

[NjoyingNsanity]

That's mount Sinai?

:shock:

Looks like something my brother would have made when he was really, really, into Pokemon.

It's kind of funny because God was totally like, "Moses! I choose you!"

Thankfully I wasn't the only whose mind went straight to Pokemon when they saw this. That and her Mt. Sinai looks a bit like a step pyramid.

[Kishiria]

The Wheat Thins Pesach was what made me go :shock: . I mean, matzoh aren't that hard to find, like, anywhere. Or you can buy them on the internet. But they didn't have a single normal Pesach item there, not even the roasted egg!

[itsnikki05]

That is... odd.

[guidedbybobafett]

They're like some odd form of make it up as you go along messianic Judaism, yes?

They're not converts, are they? My gut reaction to that blog is no, since there are several posts about them just starting to learn Hebrew, and from what I can see nothing about having a rav or anything. Do they have like a home-church version of shul? I'm very excited to read this blog.

[heinz57]

They're like some odd form of make it up as you go along messianic Judaism, yes?

They're not converts, are they? My gut reaction to that blog is no, since there are several posts about them just starting to learn Hebrew, and from what I can see nothing about having a rav or anything. Do they have like a home-church version of shul? I'm very excited to read this blog.

No, they are definitely messianic.

I just read another post on this blog torahfamilyliving.com/2012/06/25/torah-family-interview-5/

Of course, we must delight in persecutions because of our reward

So since nobody is actually willing to persecute them and they WANT to be persecuted, they invent some imaginary martyrdoms... Since they are all so Jewish-y you'd think maybe they would have bothered learning what REAL persecution was like. This just makes me :angry-banghead:

[rachelsmith1989]

Since when did hockey puck muffins make for building blocks of a mountain? They could've just bought a pound or two of chocolate rocks and made a pile on top of the brownies.

OR they could've gotten a chocolate volcano dessert and made it their Mount Sinai!

[DarkAnts]

Looks like they have dead people on the ground in-front of the supposed Shavuot cake.

[MamaJunebug]

Oh! The white things are lightning bolts???

I don't follow cakes nor wannabee-Jews but looked at this out of curiosity.

Goodness, gracious.