Titanic: Doug Really Likes the Titanic!

[uber frau]

Elizabeth's Diamond Jubilee is coming up soon. Dressing up and Queens. What's for Dougie not to like? (I almost wrote, "Dougie will fit right in". But I should leave the unintentional double ententes to the fundies).

[uber frau]

And it's the centenary year for Scott's fatal mission to the Antarctic. I'm sure Doug will appreciate dressing in fur and spooning with the interns. Gotta keep warm fellas...

[thoughtful]

The crash of the Hindenburg would allow Dougie et al to dress in fancy pants and be locked inside a hydrogen balloon. He could rent the Goodyear blimp and reenact it, except the blimp doesn't use hydrogen. Imagine Dougie floating over the Hollywood Hills with all those mansions and swimming pools in secluded canyons with his binoculars trained on those handsome young men floating in the water.

Oh, the humanity!

[slickcat79]

Doug Phillips and the Royal Society of Homesteaders proudly present a celebration of The Donner Party and the Christian doctrine of "God Will Provide."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Christian Manhood and the Seven Pillars of Exceptional Health: How Fathers Can Demonstrate True Leadership in Shepherding Their families to Wisely Steward Their Bodies for Maximum Kingdom Impact

Gag Could you include anymore fundie buzzwords that mean absolutely nothing?

[thoughtful]

[Avalondaughter]

We need a like button because I can't stop laffin' at these posts and it would take me forever to repost these all and tell everyone how funny they are.

Give it 92 years and VF will be celebrating the heroism of Hurricane Katrina!

[Artemis]

Elizabeth's Diamond Jubilee is coming up soon. Dressing up and Queens. What's for Dougie not to like? (I almost wrote, "Dougie will fit right in". But I should leave the unintentional double ententes to the fundies).

NO. OK? Just NO!

Hands off our history, Mr Phillips. We can mess it up ourselves quite satisfactorily, without your help. Please, please stay away.

(It's already bad enough that my village is doing a Jubilee fair including a 17th Century Mumming play, (in which my headship will be playing the devil in tights) and we will be roasting at least one hog, and the children will dance country dances, and much beer and local rough cider will be imbibed, and subsequently vomited, on the old village green. Even I have been roped in to provide 'craft' activities for the children . . . )

It will all be very English . . .

Doug Phillips is NOT invited.

[Burris]

Never mind "God Will Provide" -- Dougie would probably want to celebrate the Donner Party while still focusing on "Women and Children First." :?

I LOL'd for real.

This makes me wonder - seriously - whether or not Phillips would actually give up his life for a cause or if he's merely paying lip-service to the idea. I know - the general consensus here is that he wouldn't, and I agree. That's probably the reason for all his costumed nonsense: Because there's nothing under the suit, and he wants desperately to hide that fact.

[cindyluvs24]

The crash of the Hindenburg would allow Dougie et al to dress in fancy pants and be locked inside a hydrogen balloon. He could rent the Goodyear blimp and reenact it, except the blimp doesn't use hydrogen. Imagine Dougie floating over the Hollywood Hills with all those mansions and swimming pools in secluded canyons with his binoculars trained on those handsome young men floating in the water. ::: Be still my heart::::

Doug Phillips is a tool.~~~~~

Then he would have to travel to Lakehurst with his band of merry men and I've decided he is not allowed in the State of NJ.

[Guest Anonymous]

I've got a good one for Dougie: The Jacobite Rising and Battle of Culloden, in 1746. Think of the costume possibilities:

Redcoats; Scotsmen with kilts and sporrans, some wearing the Stuart cockade; noblemen with diamond-buckled shoes, knee breeches and brocade waistcoats, wearing wigs; ladies in wide-panniered dresses, some wearing wigs and fake moles. This would be a two-for-one deal: he could blame the Battle of Culloden on Catholics, and the subequent Highland Clearances on the ebil British Crown.

[Sweetpea1]

On facebook Dougie was asking for suggestions on the Hazardous Journeys page. He had put Space up as an option, so I left a comment saying that was a good idea. I said, "You should probe Uranus, there is so much about it we don't know". I expected it to have been deleted but as of yesterday it's still up there (with 2 likes!)

Doug Phillips is a Tool!

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[Deleted05]

I'm expecting them to announce the Holocaust as their next celebration. Hitler was a Christian who was trying to rid the world of all those that Dougie and Co. hates, and we all know they think that Normandy was an event to celebrate by taking a few veterans there and dressing up and having a ball.

I could see them celebrating the Holocaust as the liberation of socialist Europe by the noble Americans. Talking points including:

-How Europe's socialist leanings made it so easy for them to be overrun by Nazi Germany

-How the grateful Jews all converted to Christianity after seeing the benevolence of their liberators.

-How America rebuilding Europe through the Marshall plan was really a catalyst to Europe's further spiral into socialism (sola bootstrapia and all that.)

-How public schools and modern youth groups derive all their influence from the Hitler Youth.

-Switzerland's neutrality represents our own impotence in the face of (abortion/liberalism/socialism/feminism/demon of your choice.)

-How the American invasion of Europe never could have happened without all those manlymen whose women stayed at home to knit socks for them.

-How Hitler's persecution of the disabled is a reflection of our own culture of death. (Lots of Holocaust = abortion! references here)

-How the concept of eugenics never would have come about were it not for that awful Darwin.

No references at all to be made to Hitler's attempted annihilation of homosexuals, the Roma, or other ethnic groups. Plenty of dressing up for Dougie et al. Yet another excuse to take a field trip on his supporters' dime. I can see him jumping all over this.

[gardenvarietycitizen]

I can see him jumping all over this.

Unfortunately, so can I. Heck, they'd probably have multiple events, just to use up the various costumes.

Don't forget some nicely patronizing talk about the noble Jewish prisoners in the death camps who didn't give up their faith, and how that's so noble even THOUGH of course they're misguided because they haven't come to Jesus.

[slickcat79]

Unfortunately, so can I. Heck, they'd probably have multiple events, just to use up the various costumes.

Don't forget some nicely patronizing talk about the noble Jewish prisoners in the death camps who didn't give up their faith, and how that's so noble even THOUGH of course they're misguided because they haven't come to Jesus.

I bet Dougie could probably rustle up some Jewish ancestors as well, a la Ray Comfort. Not close enough relatives that anyone would think he was Jewish, of course, but just enough to make himself "deserving" of sympathy for his people's struggles.

[ladypuglover]

If Doug Phillips is a tool even thinks of thouching the Jews I will personally give him a piece of my mind. That is a huge no-no and I amy not have much of my mind left but he is going to get an ear full.

[GeoBQn]

I bet Dougie could probably rustle up some Jewish ancestors as well, a la Ray Comfort. Not close enough relatives that anyone would think he was Jewish, of course, but just enough to make himself "deserving" of sympathy for his people's struggles.

Doug Phillips is the son of Howard Phillips, who was born Jewish and converted to evangelical Christianity. I think I even saw a Dougie blog post about how the family still has a tradition of making matzo brei. He would totally exploit this, of course. I think that a VF "celebration" of the Holocaust would be mostly about how it was the ultimate manifestation of Darwin's unholy ideas and abortion blah blah blah.

[slickcat79]

Doug Phillips is the son of Howard Phillips, who was born Jewish and converted to evangelical Christianity. I think I even saw a Dougie blog post about how the family still has a tradition of making matzo brei. He would totally exploit this, of course. I think that a VF "celebration" of the Holocaust would be mostly about how it was the ultimate manifestation of Darwin's unholy ideas and abortion blah blah blah.

Oh, yeah, I forgot that was him. Well, there you go, Dougie...your work is basically done for you, just the way you like it 8-)

[MamaJunebug]

Star Trek cons, Doug-style.

C'mon! Tights and pecs-hugging shirts o'tomorrow?

And all the followers could buy fuzzy, spherical costumes and be Tribbles. They seem to be multiplying at a comparable rate, no?

[Anxious Girl]

Now that the Titanic has sunk, what is next for Capt. Dougie and the gang? The Reformation of Food and the Family Conference where the keynote speaker will deliver a talk entitled:

Anyone want to take a gander as to what "maximum kingdom impact" means?

**Doug Phillips is a tool**

Let's hope he doesn't show off his sword.

[Sweetpea1]

Star Trek cons, Doug-style.

C'mon! Tights and pecs-hugging shirts o'tomorrow?

And all the followers could buy fuzzy, spherical costumes and be Tribbles. They seem to be multiplying at a comparable rate, no?

That would be maximum kingdom impact at warp 10.

In my best Picard imitation

"Make it So."

[Elle]

Oh, I know! They could get together with Josh Duggar and reenact a very famous Coloradian. Josh of course gets to be the main star.

http://www.colorado.gov/dpa/doit/archives/packer.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alferd_Packer

And warning NSFW or children

https://www.google.com/search?q=alfred+ ... 80&bih=929

Have you ever seen Cannibal: The Musical? It's what the South Park guys were up to pre-fame, and is incredibly hilarious.

[Elle]

No, no costumes for lining up for the showers/ovens. Unless stars of David count?

Oh wait, Dougie would be a Nazi. Nevermind. Game on.

He'd be Hitler. All those people heiling to him.

And even without that, we all know that Dougie & Co. wouldn't portray poor people. They'd be the upper crust of German society/

[Sola]

Star Trek cons, Doug-style.

C'mon! Tights and pecs-hugging shirts o'tomorrow?

And all the followers could buy fuzzy, spherical costumes and be Tribbles. They seem to be multiplying at a comparable rate, no?

Who from VF would be a Red Shirt though? I mean we all know what always happened to the anonymous Red Shirts!