Faux 5: A Billion Dollars Poorer And Tuckerless

[GreyhoundFan]

Wow:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Jesse's mom needs to call back in to his show and smack him down again.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Um, Jesse, I don't know your life experience, but this is not what "a bedraggled nervous wreck, dripping with anger and highly emotional" looks like.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Lindsey is looking terrible. I guess he's terrified TFG will ding him on his performance review with Putin.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Nope, no shame

 

[GreyhoundFan]

You couldn't make this up. Oh, wait, Faux does make this up. All the damned time.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Jesse is a class act. /s

[GreyhoundFan]

Pretty soon this calendar will be its own hour long primetime show.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Good grief

 

[onekidanddone]

52 minutes ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Good grief

 

Racist nitwit. Which I suppose is an insult to actual nits.

Edited August 5, 2023 by onekidanddone

[thoughtful]

15 minutes ago, onekidanddone said:

Racist nitwit. Which I suppose is an insult to actual nits.

 

Spoiler

 

[fraurosena]

In the alternate universe, the truth is not the truth... and a crime is not a crime. Just so you know.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Sure, Laura, I believe you. /s

[GreyhoundFan]

Faux has a ridiculous take on so many topics:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Faux is suddenly concerned with jail conditions.

[GreyhoundFan]

I guess she'll need a couple extra boxes of wine tonight.

[fraurosena]

Good grief.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Another day hour, another faux outrage.

 

[Audrey2]

2 hours ago, fraurosena said:

Good grief.

 

So, did George Bush let hurricane Katrina in? Did Donald Trump allow hurricanes to enter Florida and Texas?

Are they really dumb enough to think that had Donald Trump built his big beautiful wall (I used to drive through that area regularly, there is a wall on the border between the US and Mexico) that it somehow would have stopped the hurricane?

As one of my favorite YouTube personalities, DadBod Veteran is always saying, "Yes friends, we are headed toward idiocracy. In fact I think we may be there already."

Edited August 21, 2023 by Audrey2

[Alisamer]

4 hours ago, fraurosena said:

Good grief.

 

Sometimes I wonder if there isn't a writer somewhere at Fox who is deliberately trying to see just how idiotic a story they can get their brain-dead viewers to believe. 

Surely some of their regular watchers must, at some point, stop for just a second and think "Just how stupid do they think we are?"

But then they look at other news sources that aren't right wing trump butt-kissers and have to either face the fact they've been systematically lied to for years, or give up and go back to Faux where they are comfy - no truth that might make them uncomfortable, everyone hates the same people they do, no thinking required.

[GreyhoundFan]

Jesse Waters and Jeanine Box O'Whine are extra dumb.

 

Edited August 23, 2023 by GreyhoundFan

[GreyhoundFan]

Here's the latest faux outrage:

 

I wouldn't be surprised if these idiots started pushing for a return of lead paint.

[Xan]

I laughed when the guy ended with, "What's next?  Our pants?"  Yes, Little Fox Talking Head.  We're coming for your pants.  If you're wearing gasoline-powered pants, we will absolutely take them.  Then we will banish you to the South Pole where you can see bare rock where there used to be ice and contemplate your ignorance about climate change.

[GreyhoundFan]

Jesse's fawning is insane.