Bro Gary Hawkins 9: He still makes my dinner come back up

[Lillymuffin]

17 hours ago, keepercjr said:

That is a terrible picture Gary!  I don’t think “side profile” is your good side.  And is that the best smile you can muster?  Though maybe we should be thankful it isn’t an “up the nostril” shot.

He almost looks suspicious as to why someone is following him lol

 

Why do I feel like they're trying to recreate a fundie version of the Beatles’ Abbey Road cover?  

[smittykins]

They forgot the Volkswagen. 

[FeministShrew]

That's Bro. Gary's best "come hither" look.

[Flossie]

47 minutes ago, FeministShrew said:

That's Bro. Gary's best "come hither" look.

If I thought the path to God led through that, I'd turn to Satanism.

[FullOfGravy]

19 hours ago, keepercjr said:

 

 

 

This is the terrible album cover for the terrible Christian band A Matter of Pray.  Songs include Saved and Full of Gravy, Give Thanks for His Weens, A Motor in the Truck of God, and the title track, Never Turn My Back on You, Lord.

[Carol]

You left out, "The Hawkins Family, Unplugged"

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

And the Bible and guitar go on a walk with them.

i always thought if I was going to start a Christian band I would call it the J.C. Power and Light Company.  Those fundies would lap it up!  If anyone wants to please feel free to use that name! ?

[MarblesMom]

59 minutes ago, Carol said:

You left out, "The Hawkings Family, Unplugged"

Fixed it for you 

[thoughtful]

On 1/1/2019 at 8:40 PM, keepercjr said:

He almost looks suspicious as to why someone is following him

 

[Granwych]

I like "the Hawkings Family, Unhinged"

[Candydandy]

Ok folks Lol to all the above posts! 

[Gobsmacked]

On 2 January 2019 at 6:17 PM, thoughtful said:

 

Nope siree, 'twasn't me behind that there bush. Nope officer, honest sir. 

What u mean? I can't take the sorting hat with me? 

[Mar]

On 12/29/2018 at 10:27 PM, Beermeet said:

Oooooo, I'm loving your FB that's in German? Fun!  Sorry, dork moment ?

 

Yup that’s my German FB. ?

I‘ve been gone for a couple of days so happy New Year everyone! I wonder how Bro Gary celebrated New Year’s Eve, with an extra big serving of pink weens?

[MarblesMom]

A. Stop buying bad "motors" - pretty sure they are engines.   B.  Get.A.Real.Job.

[Ozlsn]

4 hours ago, MarblesMom said:

A. Stop buying bad "motors" - pretty sure they are engines.   B.  Get.A.Real.Job.

So if I read that right he wants 1. more money to buy this engine, 2. free labour to install it - and it may or may not be as crappy as the last one. Pro tip Gary - get your Prayer-acquired unpaid mechanic to look at the engine before you plonk down any cash and before you then grift a day's worth of labour installing it. 

[Dandruff]

He should pray for someone to help him write coherent English sentences. 

[thoughtful]

4 hours ago, Dandruff said:

He should pray for someone to help him write coherent English sentences. 

That may be a lost cause, even for God.

[Four is Enough]

That picture~ I wondered why the taller child was wearing a giant Halloween spider on the side of his head-before I realized someone scribbled out the faces with marker.

.....off to clean my glasses now....

[Koala]

Happening now!

Love it.  Sorry, Gary.  He wouldn't have you in his church!

[Koala]

And, it's gone.  Gary packed up his toys and went home  back to whoever's house he's crashing at now.

[thoughtful]

I have a question for Pastor Walters. Based on the Weenese gibberish that Gary writes, how can you tell he is trying to start conflict?

(ooooh - "Weenese gibberish" is fun to say! Try it! Good band name too.)

[MarblesMom]

He is live on FB right now.  I gave him 20 seconds.  That is all I could do.  Seriously.

His tie is so long, it is in seriously nasty Nike territory.   He is pontificatin' and hollerin' and might have a coronary before he ends.

I wish him the best.

[Dandruff]

1 hour ago, MarblesMom said:

He is pontificatin' and hollerin' and might have a coronary before he ends.

If he had a coronary, and was told no more weens, I wonder what he would do.

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

I found a Ween for Bro Gary!!!!

Spoiler

 

[thoughtful]

13 hours ago, Dandruff said:

If he had a coronary, and was told no more weens, I wonder what he would do.

Based on what we know about Gary's character, my guess is that he'd go on Facebook and post:

OK, folks - Dr say no more weens but i have JESUS in my hart and all thru vains! Am saef eating whtever I want. HAYMAN!