Dillards 50: The big 5-0!

[SapphireSlytherin]

39 minutes ago, mizandry said:

can Derick please remove his crotch from the table next time he's photographed? I'd rather not lose my lunch. 

Oh my god. I didn't even see that and now I can't unsee it.

 

 

 

[mizandry]

Sorry! I was having that same feeling when I noticed it and felt SEVERELY defrauded. I was just trying to look at the pictures on the wall because I thought they framed Jill's chocolate milk post (lmao), zoomed in on my browser to see it was just her and Sam, and... well, there's not enough brain bleach.

[cindyluvs24]

Ya know, I saw it and thought "is that his junk?"  OK, I thought I had some issues there for a moment........ Poor Jill, the steak wasn't much on the plate either.

[SapphireSlytherin]

This topic NEEDS to change. Dear god. I can't even.

[backyard sylph]

Google just showed me some trash headline from some rag saying people thought they were drinking wine and that Jill was giving up God, and some other whatever, and it looked like such puerile nonsense I came in to see if you were talking about it. I am both glad you aren't, and sad you aren't, because it's pretty funny when you do.

As to royals, don't care, but I will certainly look at clips to check out Harry's tailoring, because I am shallow about that sort of thing.

[Shadoewolf]

Everyone made such a spectacle I went and looked. Ewwww! Jill certainly has the flair for inappropriate photos!

[Markie]

I watched Princess Anne's wedding when I was really little. Was co fused why they were getting married so darned early; thought it was a Royal thing... I watched Charles and Diana's wedding, Sarah and Andrew's, but don't think I caught Edward and Sophie's. I was teaching Grade Four when William ne Kate's wedding came about, so the whole class watched and we had tea, finger sandwiches and yummy desserts! The kids dressed up and got into it! I imagine I will watch Harry and Meghan's wedding. 

[artdecades]

2 hours ago, mizandry said:

Going back to Jill's Valentine's Day post for a second: can Derick please remove his crotch from the table next time he's photographed? I'd rather not lose my lunch. 

Why did you bring that to our attention? Why? WHY? I think this qualifies as a crime against humanity. 

[AtlanticTug]

He looks like he's humping the table. Ew.

[mizandry]

20 minutes ago, artdecades said:

Why did you bring that to our attention? Why? WHY? I think this qualifies as a crime against humanity. 

I couldn't have been the only one who noticed! I just wanted to give refuge to all the other witnesses of the defrauding photograph. It's all the fault of Jill's chocolate milk picture, I swear! Someone get Derick a skirt, he can't handle jeans modestly.

ETA: Okay, trying to change topic... so like, yeah, about that chocolate milk picture... I want to be clear I didn't mistake Sam for a chocolate milk bottle - it's really just Jill's "awesome!" face that fooled me (pictured below):

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[llg1234]

Uhhh.... here, have a picture of the back of Jennifer's head!

No idea what this is, but Derick's helping with it this weekend

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This is the website http://www.slulead.com/

[mizandry]

I'm really impressed with that picture Laura took of Jennifer. She's got some skills.

[SapphireSlytherin]

2 minutes ago, mizandry said:

I'm really impressed with that picture Laura took of Jennifer. She's got some skills.

I'm not, actually. It's just a snapshot of the back of someone on a breezy day.

[nst]

3 hours ago, mizandry said:

Going back to Jill's Valentine's Day post for a second: can Derick please remove his crotch from the table next time he's photographed? I'd rather not lose my lunch. 

it's almost as bad as the valentines when she pregnant with izzy and they showed us their bed. 

[Bad Wolf]

Too bad they have to put a white t shirt under her dresss. Just buy something modest in the first place.

[artdecades]

That photo is giving me Christina's World by Andrew Wyeth vibes. Even the dress is similar.

[mizandry]

2 hours ago, SapphireSlytherin said:

I'm not, actually. It's just a snapshot of the back of someone on a breezy day.

Maybe it's the fact that it's wedged between two pictures of Derick on Jill's instagram. I like the quality and how she captured the breeze; I thought it was from a professional shoot. I guess impressed is a strong word... I'm just trying to change subject. 

[singsingsing]

42 minutes ago, mizandry said:

Maybe it's the fact that it's wedged between two pictures of Derick on Jill's instagram. I like the quality and how she captured the breeze; I thought it was from a professional shoot. I guess impressed is a strong word... I'm just trying to change subject. 

I actually thought it was a really nice shot, too.

[bella8050]

Ughh I came here to snark on Jill once again calling Dwreck the #besthubby and the idea of their steak dinner most likely being provided by their donors and now y'all got me to look at Dipshit Derick close up in that pic. Ewww.

PS that is a nice pic of Jenni. Sometimes a photograher's best skill is to recognize a moment and capture it, instead of trying to create it IMO.

PSS I still need the brain bleach.

[feministxtian]

My wonderfully romantic husband took me to In and Out for dinner on Valentine's day. Then we went to Jared to get my rings checked and cleaned. After that, we went to CVS for Tegaderm to put over his insulin pump cannula (he has it on his butt and his pants can accidently pull it out). The burgers tore his gut up (the downside of no gall bladder, pancreas or duodenum) so we came home. Then we hung out at home and watched TV...

You know what? I'm good with that. Can't think of anyone else I'd rather hang out with!  

[DillyDally]

Unpopular opinion time: I think it's a bit... immature to comment on Derick's crotch. Yeez people, it's a penis. Move on. 

Same with Jill's screensaver. Should she have posted it? Probably not. Does it look like fundie porn? Probably, yeah. But if I knew nothing at all about Derick and somebody showed me the picture, I'd say he's not the most unattractive man I've ever seen. I don't get the "ewww" reactions. In her own, admittedly awkward way, Jill was expressing her attraction for her husband, and in itself, that is not a bad thing. 

Although I personally also think that Jill's standard are subzero and there might be a lot of psychological issues at play with all her OMGbesthubbyEVER hashtags, I also feel like they just can't get it right. We (as in, FJ in general) would always find something to criticize, even it Derick had prepared a fancy 5 course meal and set a perfectly acceptable, nicely decorated table. Then we would forever go on about whether Derick's grifting paid for the food etc etc (where's that beating a dead horse emoji when you need it??)

To me, it looked like they had a nice evening and maybe didn't have a babysitter or just preferred to stay in (heck, even I often prefer that and we don't have kids).

Just my two cents 

[FecundFundieFundus]

If he got a job, put effort into his marriage/work/parenting and stopped being a trash human on Twitter, how would we know it was Derek? 

[SapphireSlytherin]

3 hours ago, DillyDally said:

I think it's a bit... immature to comment on Derick's crotch. Yeez people, it's a penis. Move on. 

It's not the crotch or the penis. It's the POSITION of it ON THE TABLE. lol

[HarleyQuinn]

She must read here and saw that we're criticizing her IG. "I know, I'll post a nice photo of someone else's work on my page! So trendy!"

[Daisy0322]

Initially I thought people were over reacting to Derek's penis pronouncements then I looked again. Woah, im not even sure how that happened... I mean it's not a big deal that he has a penis but it's a little weird they posted a picture of him looking like he was at half mast.