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[SusanDelgado]

What a jackass

 

I'll go now. 

[CyborgKin]

On 03/08/2017 at 1:47 AM, nokidsmom said:

Read the article, and groom was quoted prior to wedding as "love her crazy ass".   Maybe he should have taken the "crazy" part more seriously.

 

Always remember, don't put a ring on crazy!

[MarblesMom]

On 8/1/2017 at 5:37 PM, 47of74 said:

When cops arrived at the Clarion Inn

Seriously, the biggest take-away for me was... wedding night at a Clarion Inn..?!  Stay classy!

I imagine she had the Nug stashed in her bridal garter belt.  

[mango_fandango]

Nope, not America. 

What kind of sex fantasy involves a gun????

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40828564

[HarryPotterFan]

On August 3, 2017 at 1:39 AM, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

@HarryPotterFan--In reference to your story under the spoiler:

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Depending who sees his tattoo lately, he might be getting some interesting questions and sympathy. Semi colon tattoos can refer to suicide.

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/why-a-semicolon-tattoo-is-the-most-beautiful-tattoo/

Our local news reported an event where tattoo artists donated semi colon tattoos and the people who got a tattoo donated money to our local hotline.

 

He got his tattoo way before that trend started, so I wonder what he thinks of it or if he gets question. His tattoo isn't small/subtle like a lot of the ones I've seen online. It's huge block lettering on his forearm.

[unsafetydancer]

Eeeeew! What the hell? That's a pretty weird and disgusting thing.

[Dandruff]

Why did he put a bag over the donkey's head...so it wouldn't be able to identify him later?

And why were the Whitakers taking photos of him with the donkeys instead of chasing him off?

 

[nokidsmom]

4 hours ago, Dandruff said:

And why were the Whitakers taking photos of him with the donkeys instead of chasing him off?

Good question, though seems like there's a history of the guy doing this as they have pictures of him with the donkeys before.  That may have not been the first time either.  Maybe they complained then but not much could be done without some proof.

[Dandruff]

9 hours ago, nokidsmom said:

Good question, though seems like there's a history of the guy doing this as they have pictures of him with the donkeys before.  That may have not been the first time either.  Maybe they complained then but not much could be done without some proof.

I hope that's the reason.

[47of74]

Florida Man's and Woman's Wisconsin relatives busted for some PDA at the Wisconsin State Fair

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A couple is facing criminal charges after they were caught having sex in public at the Wisconsin State Fair, according to police.

Desiree Anderson, 28, and Robert Beasley, 28, were arrested yesterday in connection with their X-rated tryst inside an open air coliseum on the fair grounds in West Allis, a Milwaukee suburb.

Anderson and Beasley--who apparently were previously married to each other--were having sex in the stands of the coliseum, which is the site for horse and dog shows. The duo, seen in the below mug shots, were frolicking in full view of other fairgoers, at least one of whom recorded the couple in action (as seen above).

Upon discovering that he was being filmed by a stranger, Beasley--who was atop Anderson with his buttocks exposed--waved at the camera and smiled. When video of the raunchy duo began circulating online, a State Fair spokesperson responded that the incident was “appalling” and “inexcusable.”

 

[47of74]

And Iowa Man is also getting in on the action

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Authorities say a man who tried to deposit what he presented as a $1 million bill has been charged with drug possession in Iowa.

A criminal complaint says Sioux City police officers were called to a Northwest Bank branch Thursday to talk to a man who tried to deposit the bill into his account. The officers asked 33-year-old Dennis Strickland whether he had any more of the bills and that a baggie fell out when he emptied a pocket. The complaint says the baggie contained methamphetamine.

 

[dpndetfarm]

On 8/1/2017 at 8:51 PM, Dandruff said:

Why did she have a pistol stashed under her wedding dress?  Was it her choice for old, new, borrowed, or blue?

I go with blue...and maybe borrowed. It is a little pricy.

[47of74]

Yo Quiero Taco Bell

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AUGUST 11--Incensed that he would have to share Taco Bell tacos with his brother--who brought the takeout food home--an Alabama man grabbed a baseball bat and struck his sibling in the head, police allege.

According to cops, the victim said that he went last night to a Taco Bell near his residence in Athens, a city 35 miles west of Huntsville. The man said he “brought my brother back some food and the food for myself. I had a soft drink and he had water.”

But when Tyler Tarrell Dukes, the victim’s 19-year-old brother, realized that he would have to share the tacos, he became “irate.” Dukes was also angry about “not getting a soft drink himself,” the victim told police.

 

[47of74]

Important tip: Never call 911 to complain about the quality of one's meth

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-A Montana woman called 911 to report that she had purchased some “bad meth,” adding that the drug left a “bad taste in her mouth,” according to police.

A Great Falls Police Department officer was dispatched Friday afternoon to the home of Margery Ann Dayrider, 33, who had dialed cops to report having a bad reaction to meth she had injected.

As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, Dayrider told Officer Jon Marshall that she “believed she got some bad meth and was having a bad reaction to it, vomiting, tingling tongue, bad taste in her mouth."

As first reported by the Great Falls Tribune, Dayrider told the cop, “I do meth three times a day everyday and have never had this reaction before.” Dayrider said that she and her boyfriend had purchased the drug the night before and that she injected herself at 9 AM, 11 AM, and 3 PM.

 

[47of74]

And here's an Arkansas couple that learned the hard way about the pitfalls of PDA

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A married pair of amateur pornographers is facing multiple criminal charges for filming themselves engaged in a variety of sex acts in public, according to Arkansas police.

Leslie Sessions, 30, and Derek Calloway, 37, were each named last week in a criminal information charging them with nine felonies, including public display of hard-core sexual conduct and promoting an obscene performance.

Investigators allege that Sessions masturbated while seated at a table in a Cheddar’s restaurant and used a sex toy on herself in a Home Depot parking lot. She also allegedly exposed herself in the Home Depot’s appliance section and engaged in a sex act inside a dressing room at a Kohl’s department store.

Calloway is charged with recording his wife’s performances and participating in one sex act at a Jonesboro nature preserve. While inside Cheddar’s, Calloway also operated “a pair of wireless vibrating panties” worn by his spouse.

 

[47of74]

Some nurses got in trouble for staring too much at a patient's equipment.

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A group of nurses at a Denver hospital was suspended for ogling the genitals of a male patient, a violation that occurred while the man was incapacitated and even after he died and was placed in a body bag.

Hospital administrators learned of the disturbing incidents after a Denver Health Medical Center staffer overheard one of the nurses gossiping about viewing the decedent’s private parts.

According to a Denver Police Department report, “Multiple staff members viewed the victim while he was incapacitated, including after he was deceased.” The peeping occurred between March 31 and April 3.

Upon learning of the nurses’s behavior in May, hospital brass contacted police, who ultimately decided to have the hospital handle the matter administratively. The victim and the five nurses involved have not been identified.

 

[Khan]

I am appalled but not surprised by the nurses' behavior. When I heard about this I wondered : tattooed, tiny, huge, or pierced?  

[MarblesMom]

"Just found a disorderly subject. RP advising a male subject is running around the area without any clothes on."

WHY do we need to be nekkid in public?!

[47of74]

22 hours ago, MarblesMom said:

"Just found a disorderly subject. RP advising a male subject is running around the area without any clothes on."

WHY do we need to be nekkid in public?!

Florida Woman's Illinois cousin had something riding in the lady parts express 

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A woman being booked into an Illinois jail had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to corrections officers who found the weapon during a strip search of the suspect.

Amika Witt, 20, and a male acquaintance were arrested early Thursday morning after their car was stopped for speeding on Interstate 55 just north of Bloomington. A police search of the vehicle and its occupants turned up heroin and Ecstasy.

During the search of Witt, a female jailer recovered a loaded Kimber .380 caliber handgun from the suspect’s vagina. The gun--seen below in a photo from the manufacturer’s web site--had a fully loaded clip and a bullet in the chamber

 

 

[47of74]

Indiana Man pulls a Florida Man after robbing a gas station;

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LAPORTE — While making his getaway, a man suspected in robbing a LaCrosse gas station got caught after he ran out of gas.

Sean Harris, 33, is being held in jail without bail. He was arraigned Friday in LaPorte Circuit Court on a felony robbery charge.

He said Harris was eastbound on Ind. 8 in Starke County when an Indiana State Police trooper, attempting to the locate the getaway vehicle, found it stopped along the two-lane highway.

A Starke County sheriff’s deputy came along and assisted with the arrest, police said. Heeg said the suspect ran out of fuel and allegedly had a blood alcohol level higher than the limit for legally operating a motor vehicle.

 

[47of74]

Oklahoma Douce Nozzle in action 

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The pot-bellied, knife-wielding buffoon who stars in the latest road rage video to sweep the Internet is a convicted felon who served prison time for assaulting a police officer and who has been the subject of more than a dozen protective order applications accusing him of stalking and domestic violence, records show.

Paul Wiseley, 60, and his cohorts faced off Sunday afternoon against a group of motorcycle-riding Oklahoma State University students on a rural road in Pawnee County (which is outside Tulsa).

Oklahoma court records show that Wiseley’s rap sheet includes convictions for drunk driving, public intoxication, driving without a license, violating a protective order, breach of peace, malicious injury, and assault and battery on a police officer. He was sentenced to five years in state prison on the battery charge, but served 15 months in custody, according to Oklahoma Department of Corrections records.

Wiseley has also been the defendant in numerous court actions seeking orders of protection against him. The filings--made in five separate Oklahoma counties--have resulted in the issuance of multiple emergency orders of protection. The plaintiffs in these actions include 12 separate women. 

He was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.  Methinks we might be seeing more of him behind bars.  

[Khan]

Creepy Oklahoma dude looks disturbingly like me ex's father.  I wonder if that racist twatwaffle faked his death.   The gun lady.  How did she get it in there? Was it barrel first? Kinda scary.    Drunk robber. Wow. How wasted must you be to rob a gas station and not get any gas? Was he from Jersey and expecting full service?

 

My 2am thoughts.

[MarblesMom]

Hot off the scanner:  "He's carrying a single Bud Light and a banana. Last seen headed toward Burger King."

[47of74]

Meanwhile in Minnesota a Rochester woman was busted for DWI with while breastfeeding one child and having four other children in the car.

 

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Sgt. Long said the police sergeant approached the driver, who he said was breastfeeding an infant.  4 other children under the age of 10 were also in the vehicle, said Sgt. Long.  

The responding sheriff’s deputy took the driver, 40-year-old Tasha Schleicher, into custody.  Once at the Olmsted County Law Enforcement Center, Schleicher was given a breathalyzer test.  Sgt. Long said Schleicher blew a .17.  Schleicher is facing a DWI charge. 

The children were taken to Mayo Clinic Hospital, Saint Marys Campus as a precaution.  Sgt. Long said all are doing OK and child protection put them into placement.  In addition to the 5 children in the car, Sgt. Long said Schleicher has 5 other children at home.

 

[47of74]

Beer plus Beer equals stupid

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A Connecticut man wearing a “Beer + Beer = Shenanigans” t-shirt was arrested Saturday night for drunk driving.

Nathan Corey, 38, was collared after a Connecticut State Police trooper pulled him over around 10 PM upon spotting Corey’s vehicle striking a sidewalk (and violating other traffic laws).

Corey, cops say, failed subsequent field sobriety tests. A police search also turned up marijuana, drug paraphernalia, and a small machete.

 

And in Kentucky Coke bottles are now committing armed robbery...

 

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-A gunman “dressed as a Coca-Cola bottle” yesterday robbed a Kentucky restaurant, police report.

Investigators say that the suspect stuck up a Rally’s restaurant in Henderson just before 7 AM Monday. The robber, armed with a handgun, stole over $500 from the closed eatery, which was only staffed by a manager (who was not injured during the robbery).

The Henderson Police Department described the robber as a white male who fled the crime scene in a gray minivan driven by another white male.